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George Bush in a School George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade...

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela? Angela: C-A-I - Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I! Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse? ***************************************************** A high-school student came home one night rather depressed. "What's the...

his is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her son at school ... Pyaarey Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home...

The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spellings) collected by the University of Texas: They were collected from Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Mississippi. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my High School reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split...

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...

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These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please...

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) > 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7) > 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big...

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Sunday School Daze Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. "Mary, who created the...

US President George Bush went to a Primary School to talk about the Iraq and Afghan Wars.After his talk with the children he offers a Question Time...:) ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" "BOB" "AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB?" I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS ...

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School principal fired for what appear to be reasonable, moderate political beliefs and writings: http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-white-supremacist-principal,0,1964200.story No explanation of how anything mentioned about his alleged beliefs is "supremacism" of course. Also, no opposing view to...

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