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I hate these warnings and normally never forward them, but this one is important!! Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam, he...

A man goes out to his garden one day to find an Orangutang in his tree, he goes inside to phone the local zoo and asks them if they have a missing Orangutang, the zoo keeper says yes and asks the man in a panicky voice to do nothing until he gets there. When the zoo keeper arrives he starts...

I was thinking the same thing until it said erase things out side your computer:lmao: :lmao:

that's a good one there?

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the...

Killer Dr Harold Shipman has died after being found hanging in his cell. A prison spokesman said Shipman had simply run out of patience!! Commenting on Harold Shipmans death, Wakefields Prison Governor said he'd be sorely missed by the prison boxing team as he had a bloody lethal jab...

If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms...

The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and, lo, a small fly hovers a few inches above the quiet waters of the stream. Beneath the water floats a small fish. The fish thinks to itself, if that fly just...

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Farts Types 1. THE ANTICIPATED FART: This one warns that it is back there, waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart. 2. THE BACK SEAT FART...

its shows on the bottom right corner Is that something I should be worried about