Oh man, the first thing that caught my eye was "DATY allowed." I was like, wait, am I not good-looking enough for Amber to open her millage for me?

But then I read it again and realized you actually said "No DATY allowed," haha.

Both Amber and Kiki are talented massage oriented girls with some seriously impressive skills. Amber claimed she's a pro at acupressure techniques and has even learned from a massage guru.