1st Time at an Amp

[Blondie.]

HAHAHAHAHA, you guys are too funny, I will have to re-read when I make my maiden voyage to an AMP

 

[stogburn]

Brilliant advice!

 

[Office Monkey]

Thanks for the knowledge!

 

[Rob Roy]

One more (may have been mentioned, and I missed it). When Mamasan asks if you've been there before, the answer is always a confident "Of course!"

Happy huntin', guys ...

 

[jp646]

Great info ARO! Never been to an AMP so forgive me for asking:

1. fee in point #1 is the house fee and the fee in point #3 is for the girl???
2. SD mentioned the re-cycling of a used louffa...generally speaking, how "clean" are the accommodations (wash areas, beds, etc.)? some you would stay away from?

Peace!

 

[HandsAbove]

Hey! Watch out who you call pizza

 

[Whizzy]

See what I mean? Hey Kimchi, whatup? He's not calling you pizza. He's going to use you as an ingredient on a pizza and feed you to some amp girls.

 

[Cherryblossum]

There is a hell of lot worse things than being fed to some amp girls. I have been fed to several, but only to one at a time.

Torito

 

[Sexy Beast 123]

Thanks for the info... Been lookin to give them a visit but now I def will knowing what to do..

 

[HEY LIBS]

Dallas AMPs are wonderful. There is no doubt as to why you are there, and no doubt as to why they are there. To the advice given, I'd add this: when you meet the girl extend your hand and shake hands. Smile and tell her your name and ask her name. Tell her you are happy to meet her. Never hurts to be polite.

 

[Ron]

Hey Rak - really good to see you out and about.

As far as feeding me to some AMP girls, fire away my friend.

Back to the original post - Great compilation of tips for a first timer. Wish I had that knowledge going in the first time.

K.

 

[novkhan]

I do have a quick question, been to amp overseas never in states,, can someone explain L1 L2 L3 to me

 

[MHMcHH #2]

L1 = You'll be in good hands.

L2 = You'll tell all all your friends about it

L3 = You'll get everything you want

 

[jmau]

Well, be careful.

Once way back in the Jackpot days, I met a girl - famous spinner named Yoyo (she had a huge tatoo on her back).

When she asked that question I claimed I'd seen her before. I could tell instantly she knew better. So she started asking a bunch of questions. Finally I admitted "maybe" I'd seen a couple of others - rather than her.

We had fun after she had finished her investigation.

Yoyo was popular and well known for a few amazing stories. Throwing things in the parking lot, flooding her apartment as an indy, etc. Anyone else remember her?

Have fun and play safe.

SL

 

[queenmorgan]

Sl
Yoyo....a name out of the past.
I my memory serves me correctly she was one of the few Asians with a bubble butt. I believe that was her.
Geat session as well.

TAZ

 

[Magic]

Kam sa ham nee da = Thank you

ahn young ha sayo = hello

ahn young hee kay sayo = good bye

I could teach you more, but this is enough for starters.

 

[Cooter]

Tightest. Grip. Ever.

 

[pivotfreaker]

Well after reading this I've convinced myself to go try an AMP. Can't wait and I'll review when its over.

 

[meanolmaw]

Like you need help feeding yourself to AMP girls

This just in... St.C just formally resigned on ASPD sporting his Smurf titty avatar. Site is going dark at 9pm tonight. We'll have to meet up for a wake soon and knock down a few.

 

[Pompal 09.]

My only AMP experience was with a older skank at Tokio sauna in '06... I was so drunk