2 not-pretty women, 2 magificent hj's

[Jim G]

I had the strangest of experiences a few days ago. 2 visits to MPs in the same day(!), AND THE EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE AT EACH - plain, bordering on ugly women, and the most magnificent hjs I've ever had!

387 Jane, St., older Lady , Lydia or Linda or something like that. She must be 60, and I thought of giving it a miss, but thot - what the heck, so away I went. She is blonde, fat (sort of), not pretty, although pleasant enough. But what a HJ! Holy smokes! Teasing, slowly building up, then letting down, then over again. I closed my eyes and dreamt that I was a shipwreck victim on a Polynesian island, and was being being slowly milked while tied down by the chieftess in front of a tribe of female-only island maidens. It was glorious, Pure sensual, physical pleasure. the hands of experience. I opted for nude, but never mind, the hands are all you need. To pay $40 for this exquisite experience is well worth it.

The same day, in the late afternoon,I desided to go for another round, as my finances have been rather good of late. So I tried "Mary", advertising in Eye, ("lovely lady"!) located on the Queensway.

Now listen carefully - , this gal is weird, weird, weird! I almost dare someone else to try her. She is in an apartment. It is a pig sty. It reeks of cigarette smoke, Her voice is lower than most men's are. Her face is ugly. Truly, ugly. Teeth awful. Her body is a 3/10, with lots of moles, scars, and who knows what. You can't touch her nipples cause they are too sensitive. She is constantly being interrupted by phone calls (I swear, she must be pretty busy, judging by the number of calls that came in). And I really think she is sick mentally, because she keeps up a constant banter on subjects which have no bearing on anything in particular.

But, again, the HJ!!! Exquisite beyond words. I told her I liked it slow, so she raised me up, then left it, then back again, then in comes a call, so off for 2 mins, then starting all over again - on, and on, and on. Her technique was constantly varied and perfectly executed. It was beyond belief, how good it was. will I go back? I don't know, I am torn between wanting to vomit, and dying for those hands again.

She had a rate card on a chair, which read "Massage - $50, Nude, $70, BJ - $100".. I have no idea if the BJ was BBBJ or not. BRRRRRR!
Someone else must surely have visited her. I'd be interested in further comments.

 

[Richey]

Congrats on 2 visits the same day.

About the one above? What was total price, and confused if you got this 60 yr old nude or topless? Any playing?

Was there a massage? anything else? What was offered.

Thanks for review... Like the underworld things latley, this is a good one. Other gal kinda scared me..hehe, was it a guy? or girl perhaps?

Please PM if you can..thanks

 

[smithers]

OH MY BURT i must say you have a set of cogliones, I THINK the wierd one would of spooked me so much that NO WAY would I have been able to complete the deed.

 

[goddesskieryn]

I haven't seen Mary in at least 5 years, but she was definitely weird back then. I think she's just chronically lonely. I didn't find the technique particularly inspriring and the constant blabbering gets quite annoying. The BJ is CBJ. The good thing about that option is that she stops talking...

 

[756]

The had a rate card on a chair, which read "Massage - $50, Nude, $70, BJ - $100".. I have no idea if the BJ was BBBJ or not. BRRRRRR!
Someone else must surely have visited her. I'd be interested in further comments.



When I read stuff like this.....it really make little slow start to tingle.....scary...truly scary... and for a few seconds there, the big head starts to take over from the little head....thank god that does not last for too long....

 

[Lady]

hey come on....I am eating here..

 

[Baby]

LMAO !

 

[manny]

I had to reply to this. I'd written that I'd seen Mary too in the "most memorable" massage experiences thread. It is in my top 5 most. I only went once and wouldn't go back but it was crazy. I don't remember if we got interupted with the phone or not. Your post was way funny though.