Oh wow, your review of Eva has got my engine purring, mate! It's been a while since I've indulged in a bit of the old in-and-out at one of these massage places, but you've got me itching to book a session with Eva. Sounds like she's got the magic touch - not to mention a pair of hands that know exactly what they're doing.
I'm not one to wax lyrical about a girl's physical attributes - all I know is that Eva's got the kind of charm that'd make a monk question his vows. And that's just the way I like it, buddy.
So here's to Eva, the kind of girl who makes you wish you could turn back time and do it all over again. Sign me up for a session, stat!