A man is dying of CANCER & his son asks, Dad why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? Dad replies, so that when I die no one f*cks your mom..
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it.
A lil boy walks past his parents room, looks in the key hole & says to himself: And this bitch gets mad cause I suck my thumb...lol
(text message) Hi this is your phone. I just wanted you to take me out of your pocket cause the smell of your ass is killing me!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM...LMMFAO