Not doing a Kamalalala 'vs' Patong thing with regard to Songkran but I have done both now and much prefer it here in the 'K' word place.
Last year at Apple Tree Bar and it was all good humoured enough. The police stopped any 'water' activities at traffic light junctions as there is obviously a captive audience there and a few accidents could happen if people 'ran' the lights to get away from a splashing.
I normally do a traditional Songkran thing with some of the Kamala girls, slowly tipping water over your head, gently massaging some talc in your face and some blessing said and then a quick tweak of the old balls and it's done, it's fun and Happy New Yeaaaaaaaar!
Then off to one of the bars for a bit of Farang/Thai no pun intended but 'watered down' songkran for the masses!
Advaneforum.xxxes for me are:
Some of the water is cold and the girls wear very little! Tch! Nipples!
Most of the villages grumpy farts are tucked up behind closed doors with the telly remote flicking through nothing and having a bag of crisps.
Some of the water is actually warm!
There's very little in the water that I've not been innoculated against!
I don't get thrown in big vats of water as putting me in there invariably empties the fcuking thing!
If I want Hardcore Songkran I know where to go. I don't, so Don't!
Did I mention Nipples!
I'm a big kid and it's all a bit of childish fun! It's water, yeah! Not small rocks, tomato's, oranges or being chased by a bull down the street!
It's the land of smiles so smile yer miserable fcukers.
If you get soaked in April at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you will be dry again by about twenty past!
Laughing, wet, skimpily dressed, slim, fit BG's giggling, splashing, dancing......and
Hard, I mean really hard Nipples.
Have a few beers, have a few more beers, walk home soaked, undress at front door, leave clothes in a pile outside frontdoor to dry, remember to take any soggy 20 Baht notes and scratch cards out of yer pockets!
Have a snooze and dream of those.................Nipples!