Just to help out, I'm Chinese but only speak Cantonese at about a 2nd grade level since I've lived in Canada since I was 4 years old. There are translation apps out there that will help you. In both Cantonese to Engrish and Mandarin to Engrish, she's in China means "she's not here at this time but we still want your business!" It's more respectful than the "you want appointment with Coco? Come in, take clothes off and lie down", then bait and switch.
Additionally, along 104 St. which turns into Calgary Tr. South from White Ave all the way to 34 Ave., there are the alphabet massage places: O Massage on 104 St. and Q Massage just off White Ave. Both are bookends to Pee Massage. The Pee Massage pricing is the standard rate but the extras are a bit higher and a lot warmer.