Another Stroke of Genius!

[Penguinfruit]

Though touted here on eforum.xxx many times, I have to throw yet another complimentary review on the pile for Lucy's Massage!

I had seen her before on anumber of occasions, all totally wonderful, but moved around a bit because she isn't into doing full service.

Anyway, I had an appointment booked with a certain someone else for yesterday afternoon, but they had to temporarily decline due to the flu.

With hormones raging their way through my once youthful body, I once again remembered the great service that was Lucy's to give; dialled her up and lo and behold she was able to squeeze me (in) immediately.

Another determining factor is that fact that her well-appointed discrete incall is but a few moments stroll from my downtown office.

2 cums including optional prostate massage are standard.

Once, we managed 3 cums in 1.5 hrs. Which, I'm told is Lucy's local record so far.

Anybody here wanna try and beat that?

 

[Gin]

3 Cums!

Note to self: See Lucy after work vice lunch hour.

 

[`~$$r0x~`]

just wondering if the two cum standard applies to a half hour visit ?

 

[John Carriere]

My experience? 2 cums /hr.

If you're capable of 2 in 1/2 hr. you should really give serious consideration to a career in porn.

 

[Pompal 09.]

hahaha
Too funny.. thanks for the props sidewinder.
Personally, I would love to go into porn.
However, not to sure if the wife would let me

 

[pippy:D]

My record, although full service (does that count?), is 4 in 1 hour. (not me, of course, but Mr. Lucky So-In-So )

 

[Mark]

my best was i gave a women three orgazism in one hour, i spent over 30 minutes down there pleasuring her but it was well worth it

 

[Shafiq]

Will you marry me?

 

[Glenn T]

For such smurftacular services they should have paid you!!

 

[Kurt Cobain]

Let me guess....

He was 6 months at sea and you shoved an electric cattle prod up his porthole.
(Still very impressive tho)

 

[blinky42]

mia will you marry me?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry, but no...just a regular land-only guy and some good ol' wicked bj and cowgirl!

 

[Spicy Taco Breath]

I'll have to think about it

 

[RadTech - BAS RT(R)(ARRT)]

M1A wrote: I'll have to think about it

....We should probably meet first, but meanwhile here are a few things about me that you should know.

I was born at a very early age in Montreal Quebec. Migrated here to Langford a few years ago. Though I work out regularly at the gym, I have a bit of a paunch.

My hobbies are taxidermy, lingerie and bonsai. I sing in a church choir and in the shower.

My favourite musicians are Bon Jovi, Frank Sinatra, Madonna and Nora Jones.
Fav. TV shows are Trailer Park Boys, Friends and The Red Green Show.

I have a small mixed farming business and would really like to meet a nice lady who also happens to own a late-model tractor.

If interested in meeting me, please post a picture of the tractor.

 

[Courtney Thibodaux]

...and didnt you say you are already married??

 

[Isabelle]

Yes I'm already married, but traditionally we Mormons are allowed to have more than one wife.

(Ideally 4 but the last one usually has it soft)

...And as a newly dedicated eforum.xxxert, I've been hoping to broaden my sexual horizons. I've already fallen hopelessly in love with Violet (but she's very busy at SU) and though Lucy's magic touch inspires elegant orgasms and visions of the edge of the universe; she's just not into FS so it's unlikely that we could ever have children together.

So if you've got a late model tractor...we should talk.

 

[An internet weirdo]

yes, married..
but for you Mia, just give me the word..
and she's history

 

[Nyx]

Well if you are opposed to a busy schedule, then I may not be "wife material" for you, since I go to school full time, and keep busy working on the weekends, doing art in my studio, and I've recently started going to the gym...is that too busy?

 

[yunesa]

Oh no!! (flashback to 5 years ago...) well at least you'd wait for the word! It's a long story...

 

[Carissima]

I'd wait for as long as its takes Mia..
we have all the time in the world