Another Stroke of Genius!

[masybab02]

Hey eljohnno looks like sidewinder has his dowry!
Nothing runs like a Deere.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

hey mia why don't you marry me i own my own planet, which i would be willing to rename to planetmia

 

[huge wang]

M1A,

That was very, very, very, funny.

But I did say Late model tractor.

Luv ya to bits anyway!
Will make an appt with you in the not too distant.

 

[AnimeFan]

I would have concidered giving it up for a Mia constellation...but planet? Sounds almost like a franchise.

 

[SupR]

What? My modest tractor not good enough? (sigh) I inherited that tractor...my gramdpa had to push it 100 miles in the winter to get my sick pregnant grandma to the hospital because the horse broke it's leg and my mom wouldnt have been born if it werent for that tractor!! I owe that tractor my LIFE!!

 

[Freda]

That's a pretty convincing story.

I like the Mother of my children to be honest, forthright, a whirlwind in the sack, a veritable cooking channel, and accustomed to me sitting on the couch drinking beer, farting, and watching hockey and baseball during their respective seasons.

You are a sports fan too, aren't you?

 

[jennystuart64]

Dear Mia

Nevermind el johno,sidewinder and planetsmurf.
When was the last time any of these guys presented you with a 1 hour gift certificate to The Bubble Tea?

Where would you like to be pampered next,my Norweigian Princess?
Silk Road or Le Spa Sereine?

Your wish is my command.

Englebert Humperdink

 

[SexiiShelly]

This all sounds like a scene from the movie "road trip" remember milking the prostate Funny stuff!!!!

 

[ghost89]

I'd say that tractor is "late" Sidewinder in fact it should say R.I.P. next to it

 

[Pompal 09.]

If you read M1A's post, that particular machine has a special family significance (if not resemblance) and far be it for me or any of us to judge.

Engledink Humpleburt, with his lavish luv offering of a glamorous ethetic experience has trumped the rest of us also-rans, has-beens and never-weres.

We're done here, Pilgrim.

 

[Rat-A-Tatter]

Engledink Humpleburt.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

That's the funniest remark directed at me since IceG called me an," Idiot-Savant".
The "Idiot-Savant" remark had me laughing so hard that the thread was deleted;before I could come back with,"Ignoramus-Emeritus".

Good one,good one!
Let the comedy roll,to be enjoyed by all!
Let the regal pamperings be enjoyed by the Norweigian Princess!

Englebert Humperdink

 

[Transitional CatBunny]

Ok I have to say that I made up the whole tractor story. I cant sleep right now and i hope my fessing up to my fib will help. If not, surely a thai massage will! (i haven't had time to cash in on the gift certificate, but thanks E.H. )

 

[70s]

That old tractor is a 1927 IH puddle jumper, HO[high output] model.. Worth $20000 US at auction

 

[Henock]

LOL

M1A, remember when we told the girl at LaSenza we were getting married??? Miss you babycakes! And going to the gym now, too???? SO IMPRESSED!!! Call me, hot stuff!

xo Autumn

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hmmmm. With this thread plunging on to page four, Victoria seems all the more marinated in desperation and grilled over disappointment. Now when on earth will Lucy clone herself with dreadlocks where we expect slight curls and set the cemetery ablaze?

 

[Ja Sm]

The other massage providers are out there Lucy.
The other massage providers advertise themselves,rather than hide.

Until the other massage providers aquire the knowledge,techniques and skills of Lucys';they will never be able to step out from behind Lucys' shadow.

The other massage providers may be appealing rub&tug specialists;but they are not nescessarily skilled in massage.
There are spas & clinics staffed by skilled& qualified massage providers;but "Five Knuckle Chuckles",are not on the menu.
To my limited knowledge;Lucy is the only Victoria massage provider who excels at both.

That's why I send my friends to Lucys'.

Englebert Humperdink

 

[Dream M]

Probably the Uncovered Icelandic Elbow Release.

 

[crayzblonde]

A bit of siterly advice: M1A don't promise anything until you see a picture of him in the lingerie.

 

[Holly M]

Sorry, that was meant to be sisterly advice. In any case, insist on that photo!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Promises? from me? hmmm.... don't worry, I think the odds of me making ANY promises like that are just about as likely as him producing those pics!