Chat Any good conspiracy theories about the pandemic?

[UsefulIdiot]

There was a time in my life when I really liked conspiracy theories - 911 was an inside job, who shot JFK, etc. They help make sense of a chaotic world, and they are so entertaining! Unfortunately they usually fall apart when you look into the characters proffering them (e.g. Alex Jones the angry grifter). Plus the world of podcasts now has plenty of stuff to keep me amused. But still, any suggestions? For example, COVID -19 was made in a lab and released to kill off the sick and elderly? Or to cause financial havoc so that a few insiders get extremely rich? Or that because of automation the ownership class does not need most of us "useless eaters" and does not want to share the wealth? Let's have some fun.

 

[Stark80008]

Jeff Bezos secretly created the virus to shut down retailers to make everyone buy online.

 

[imyourpuppet]

Some may think this is a conspiracy theory but I am beginning to believe that China released this virus in an attempt to bring down the Trump presidency and to hurt the US and their partners economically. In retaliation for the tariffs and tough trade negotiations. They possibly had assistance from allies such as Iran and Russia and possibly UN and US anti Trumpers.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Some may think this is a conspiracy theory but I am beginning to believe that China released this virus in an attempt to bring down the Trump presidency and to hurt the US and their partners economically. In retaliation for the tariffs and tough trade negotiations. They possibly had assistance from allies such as Iran and Russia and possibly UN and US anti Trumpers.

Love the Russian angle - Putin the evil genius! I find it shocking but there are many for who Trump is a hero/victim.

 

[stripfan]

Some may think this is a conspiracy theory but I am beginning to believe that China released this virus in an attempt to bring down the Trump presidency and to hurt the US and their partners economically. In retaliation for the tariffs and tough trade negotiations. They possibly had assistance from allies such as Iran and Russia and possibly UN and US anti Trumpers.

It is an election year. The West should punish China economically as severely as possible. Otherwise, they may do it again.

 

[stripfan]

Opinion | Don’t buy China’s story: The coronavirus may have leaked from a lab

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[Greenberg]

Hungry aliens are fattening us up as we become coach potatoes; others with poor constitutions are killed off as they are unsavoury to the palette.

 

[Pay2Play]

The Ford government initiated this virus in order to silence the teachers.

 

[Easylife]

It is an election year. The West should punish China economically as severely as possible. Otherwise, they may do it again.

And China should punish these hypocritical amercians for starting the swine flu (american flu) and the 08 financial crisis, both of which originated from UassA and plagued the world.

Go back to ur trailer, u idiot.

 

[Easylife]

This is the type.of thread that brings out the most fucked up of conspiracy theorisits like some ppl above.

Its a fucking virus that wasnt started intentionally by anyone as is evidenced by people of all nationalities have died. Some of u need to stop spreading false rumours in an already messed up world.

 

[Pay2Play]

This is the type.of thread that brings out the most fucked up of conspiracy theorisits like some ppl above.

Its a fucking virus that wasnt started intentionally by anyone as is evidenced by people of all nationalities have died. Some of u need to stop spreading false rumours in an already messed up world.

You do realize this is supposed to be a humorous thread.

 

[cupcrazy]

don't be stupid. SARS was released deliberty as well then

 

[Easylife]

don't be stupid. SARS was released deliberty as well then

Americans are always quick to blame others. What they don't do is apologize for the bad things they've caused the world:

- war in Iraq on the basis of weapons of mass destruction (when are americans gonna apologize for the millions that died in iraq when they fucked up and didn't find shit)
- 2008 financial crisis (greedy americans fucked up and sent the world into greatest recession since 1920s)
- 2009 swine flu (which originated in the UassA but is conveniently called the swine flu, and not the american flu, such hypocrites)
the list goes on....

The last people on earth who should be name calling right now are these trashy americans and their idiotic supporters.

 

[Pay2Play]

Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS) was released in Canada but it never had an impact. After all, who goes to a Persian restaurant on purpose.

 

[stripfan]

This is the type.of thread that brings out the most fucked up of conspiracy theorisits like some ppl above.

Its a fucking virus that wasnt started intentionally by anyone as is evidenced by people of all nationalities have died. Some of u need to stop spreading false rumours in an already messed up world.

So you must be a microbiologist with an electron microscope.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

The question with Russia so close to China, why are they not on the news at all?
Reported cases are relatively low. Are they not part of this worldwide effort against COVID-19?
Not reporting or just not affected?

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

CORONA VIRUS EXCLUSIVE: WHY ITALY? - AltNewsMedia

As the impact of the Corona Virus (Covid-19) continues to grow, nowhere in Europe has been more affected than Italy, and in particular northern Italy. With a complete lockdown announced […]

www.altnewsmedia.net

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Not sure if this is factual or not

 

[stripfan]

Not sure if this is factual or not

Someone has to make those purses.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Someone has to make those purses.

Yes but who will pay $3,000- $5,000 for that purse made in China
Another spin or loophole