Question Anyone jerked off at a legit massage?

[Deleted member 79939]

hello michael; this is cuba ; i usually don't speak much as i'm a country, not a person, and a communist country at that..so i have many secrets; but you asked nicely so i'll tell you the answer;
no

What ?

 

[northofgta]

What ?

Where you born slow? Or did something happen to make you act like a schizophrenic retard?

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[Deleted member 79939]

Where you born slow? Or did something happen to make you act like a schizophrenic retard?

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Yes
Slight autism
And lobo coco

 

[snoopdoggie]

Where you born slow? Or did something happen to make you act like a schizophrenic retard?

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Well at least he doesn't insult people, like some people I know, namely: BostonmanIdiot, Durhamduffer, JimmyDummy, Sybarite, just to name a few. I think insulting people is their main hobby over and above massage.

 

[northofgta]

Well at least he doesn't insult people, like some people I know, namely: BostonmanIdiot, Durhamduffer, JimmyDummy, Sybarite, just to name a few. I think insulting people is their main hobby over and above massage.

Says the guy that makes dumbass nicknames for people that don't agree with him.

Typical liberal, Rules for thee, But not for me.

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[snoopdoggie]

Says the guy that makes dumbass nicknames for people that don't agree with him.

Typical liberal, Rules for thee, But not for me.

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I don't mind disagreements at all, which are in fact healthy. But spewing personal insults and lies that are full of garbage is totally unnecessary. Especially when they insist on the same garbage, over and over and over and over again. It starts turning into a nuisance after a while.

I've had really good conversations with almost everyone here. But it's the same handful of idiots that insist on being internet bullies.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Says the guy that makes dumbass nicknames for people that don't agree with him.

Typical liberal, Rules for thee, But not for me.

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So, are you defending the internet bullies, and throwing Michael under the bus? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Ha. I shouldn't even be asking you. You're one of the Suckass Bullies yourself. Lol.

Let me give you a word of advice: If you're sole purpose is to come here to insult people, you can make like a tree and leave.

 

[northofgta]

I'm not defending anybody. I called the local troll a schzitco retard and then you piped in to say that atleast he doesn't insult anyone, Then proceeded to insult 4 members by calling them names lol


Call me a bully, Maybe I am, I realise I don't contribute to the MPA/SP side as much but it's because I live so far away and havnt been travelling with work as much lately to provide any reviews. I'm hoping this summer will be different.

Just sick of either the insanely racist threads or political threads taking over, Then when a massage thread does start, The local troll pipes in every other response with dumb 2 or 3 word answers that have NOTHING to do with the topic at hand.

We are all a bit guilty of doing it time to time, But EVERY post!?!

I stand by my comment of him being a retard lol

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[Saugaslim]

Back on topic? I don’t think anyone wants to read these off topic drivel.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I'm not defending anybody. I called the local troll a schzitco retard and then you piped in to say that atleast he doesn't insult anyone, Then proceeded to insult 4 members by calling them names lol


Call me a bully, Maybe I am, I realise I don't contribute to the MPA/SP side as much but it's because I live so far away and havnt been travelling with work as much lately to provide any reviews. I'm hoping this summer will be different.

Just sick of either the insanely racist threads or political threads taking over, Then when a massage thread does start, The local troll pipes in every other response with dumb 2 or 3 word answers that have NOTHING to do with the topic at hand.

We are all a bit guilty of doing it time to time, But EVERY post!?!

I stand by my comment of him being a retard lol

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Ha haha. You're nothing but a Suckass little twit, who's thinks he really tough.

I stand by my comment. If you're sole purpose is to insult people for no reason, you can skadaddle. Or is the door not big enough for your ass?

 

[OptimusMassage]

Why do you guys always get off topic?

 

[Tonyd3.14159]

Ba

Why do you guys always get off topic?

Because they are bored and waiting for their mom to call them up from the basement for dinner

 

[snoopdoggie]

Ba

Because they are bored and waiting for their mom to call them up from the basement for dinner

Ha ha. I'm the cook in my house.

 

[Tonyd3.14159]

Ha ha. I'm the cook in my house.

What a good basement dweller. You cook for your mom.

 

[Tonyd3.14159]

I have never had a legit massage, because I am so used to getting hard before a session starts I'm afraid of what their reaction would be. Years of going for HE have conditioned my cock to stand up at attention as soon as I see a massage table.

 

[wasabiTO]

I have never had a legit massage, because I am so used to getting hard before a session starts I'm afraid of what their reaction would be. Years of going for HE have conditioned my cock to stand up at attention as soon as I see a massage table.

If you're 100% sure you won't get any special treatment, why not just keep your underwear on during the massage? That way even if you rock a boner, they'll know you aren't trying to make them feel uncomfortable? That was actually my "no funny business" message when I'd go to a semi-legit place and didn't feel attracted to my masseuse

 

[Deleted member 79939]

If you're 100% sure you won't get any special treatment, why not just keep your underwear on during the massage? That way even if you rock a boner, they'll know you aren't trying to make them feel uncomfortable? That was actually my "no funny business" message when I'd go to a semi-legit place and didn't feel attracted to my masseuse

I DON'T understand what you are trying to say.

 

[wasabiTO]

I DON'T understand what you are trying to say.

I was replying to Tony, who said he doesn't get legit/professional massages because he's used to getting happy endings, and is afraid of rocking a boner in front of the RMT

My message was basically saying if he keeps his underwear on during the massage, even if he gets a boner, by wearing underwear, its a way of telling the RMT he isn't asking/expecting an HJ.
Alternatively, you can use this tactic for those china town parlors or mall parlors where even though they're supposed to be regular massage places, they're known for giving HJs. Obviously if you like the masseuse at the parlor, get naked, but if she's not your cup of tea, you can keep your underwear, or even pants on, and say just rub my back/neck/shoulders etc.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I was replying to Tony, who said he doesn't get legit/professional massages because he's used to getting happy endings, and is afraid of rocking a boner in front of the RMT

My message was basically saying if he keeps his underwear on during the massage, even if he gets a boner, by wearing underwear, its a way of telling the RMT he isn't asking/expecting an HJ.
Alternatively, you can use this tactic for those china town parlors or mall parlors where even though they're supposed to be regular massage places, they're known for giving HJs. Obviously if you like the masseuse at the parlor, get naked, but if she's not your cup of tea, you can keep your underwear, or even pants on, and say just rub my back/neck/shoulders etc.

Thx

 

[mpFuntoo]

Some hotel maids will give massage and HJ
They will
Just do it in the shower
No camera

Yeah, good times