This board was created for Mature adult audience with common sense, which I realize now is a lot harder to find then it was 11 years ago when the board started.
If you - non-binary individual require a babysitter to control every word you type or read, maybe try finding another board using your favorite search engine.
And there it is, a u.f.o. just flew over my home.
Coincidentally, I bought a lottery ticket 11 years ago that won $50...but I lost it. Maybe this is a sign, I can win double. Or maybe enough to start a adult website for the BINARY individuals, who want to be baby sat.
Nah....but a website with just cute babies, puppies and kitties....now that would be a hit.
I will let advertisers sell baby and pet supplies on my website....in every city in Canada...
BUT...there is a catch...they can only be businesses based in the GTO area...AND
Wait....what the hell is going on with me...
I know what happened...it was those....
Damn Aliens! I should have known something was wrong when: I read another adminisrator post, there was that round, bright object in the sky, a blinding flash in my eyes...AND...
An incredibly, excruciating, piercing pain...
Deep, deep, deep, in my rectum...
Time to go by Anusol: "Anusol...the medicine manufactured at the centre of the Universe, by the best doctors and scientists in the Galaxy...
In Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America. Get some today. Takes care of those assholes!
Don't let that Pain in the Ass, stop you from enjoying taking care of that Dick!"