My story about pea and pee:
We drive to Sand Bank beech for camping 🏕
, on our way see people sell agriculture products, we get out off car to have a look, so many fresh products looks very nice, then I feel that I want pee, I ask friend: "where can I pee?"
Friend: I don't know, ask this lady, she must know"
Me: "excuse me, where can I pee?"
She: "over there" she point
the area on her left side where pea is.
Me wondering: how can I pee there?
So I ask friend: " she said pee there, how?"
Friend: "what?"
Me: she said pee there?"
Friend recognized: " oh she mean PEA there not PEE there"
The lady heard our dialogue and laugh
: you can not pee there, there is no place to pee here"
We buy something in a rush and drive to find a place to pee first