Asian South- Excellent

[Rubmegood]

One of the best long term experinces is with the asian on the south side (the long time guys should know who she is). Great massage skills and personality. Always leave happy.

 

[luvsmassage]

i'm not trying to be a dick - but this is the second recent post like this - I just don't understand the point. Is it just to have a moment between "those in the know" to wink-wink each other? are you wanting a couple dozen PMs from those not in the know? i really just don't get it.

 

[LongTimeLurker]

i'm not trying to be a dick - but this is the second recent post like this - I just don't understand the point. Is it just to have a moment between "those in the know" to wink-wink each other? are you wanting a couple dozen PMs from those not in the know? i really just don't get it.

Let us know what we should post.
Cheers

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

i'm not trying to be a dick - but this is the second recent post like this - I just don't understand the point. Is it just to have a moment between "those in the know" to wink-wink each other? are you wanting a couple dozen PMs from those not in the know? i really just don't get it.

He was making fun of those who write vague reviews.

But...I thought humour was my department.

I am beginning to get the feeling I got fired.
If I did...I am rather pissed I haven't heard about it...from my boss.

Oh wait...never mind...I just saw it on Twitter. It seems....the Trumpster isn't the only one who likes to fire people that way.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I am a bit confused though: I thought RMG liked to stay with the Westside....u know....at that place that starts with an X...and is across the street from Superstore....and a few doors away from the Mint adult spa. Wink! WINK! FART!
EXCUSE ME!!!

 

[Rubmegood]

I thought RBG liked to stay with the Westside

If you're going to abbreviate Rubmegood how about RMG? (RBG... really? I'm insulted... )

And yes, the post was just poking fun at vague posts that don't say anything and are for 'insiders only'.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Whoops....guess I won't be teaching my 6 year old how to spell.

 

[m694ever]

Vague? Insiders? Poking fun? Never!

I went out for a massage the other day. Upon entering I met by an attractive person. The entry was colourful and pleasant with good lighting. I was taken to a massage room that was almost square with a table in it. During the massage there was music. 45 minutes later it ended and I paid the designated amount. Walking out I noticed a picture on the hall wall of a Mr Claus recieving oral from a Penthouse Bunny. I received thanks from the attendant and exited.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I can't say I was big fan of the asian on the Southside, though. She went by one of those popular English names, and had one of those asian body types...you know...like the ones you see on that asian channel you get....usually on one of those cable providers. PLUS...I wasn't crazy about her place, or its atmosphere. AND, She just doesn't do that asian style to the level I like. LASTLY...her prices are a little high.

Maybe...I am just nit-picking....I don't know...maybe you guys have a different opinion.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Vague? Insiders? Poking fun? Never!

I went out for a massage the other day. Upon entering I met by an attractive person. The entry was colourful and pleasant with good lighting. I was taken to a massage room that was almost square with a table in it. During the massage there was music. 45 minutes later it ended and I paid the designated amount. Walking out I noticed a picture on the hall wall of a Mr Claus recieving oral from a Penthouse Bunny. I received thanks from the attendant and exited.

Hey....this review sounds familiar: did you just copy and paste? It was very detailed....but I am sorry to say....it didn't sound very original.


Never mind...I double checked....that was a horse and rider in the pic....not Santa...

Lucky Santa!!!

P.s. was she an attractive asian?

 

[luvsmassage]

If you're going to abbreviate Rubmegood how about RMG? (RBG... really? I'm insulted... )

And yes, the post was just poking fun at vague posts that don't say anything and are for 'insiders only'.

well... i totally missed it. thats kind of dumb of me. sorry. should have kept my mouth shut.

 

[Rubmegood]

I can't say I was big fan of the asian on the Southside, though. She went by one of those popular English names, and had one of those asian body types...you know...like the ones you see on that asian channel you get....usually on one of those cable providers. PLUS...I wasn't crazy about her place, or its atmosphere. AND, She just doesn't do that asian style to the level I like. LASTLY...her prices are a little high.

Maybe...I am just nit-picking....I don't know...maybe you guys have a different opinion.

No... You're not fired..

 

[Bonermassage]

What a great thread. Kudos to The Maestro

 

[Rubmegood]

What a great thread. Kudos to The Maestro

HEY! It's MY thread!! Why are you giving MM "Kudos"??

 

[luckydog]

I saw this girl once. She has brown hair, two eyes, a nose and nice lips. I am sure you all know who I am talking about. Anyone got her number?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

What a great thread. Kudos to The Maestro

Hey...in spite of what you may of heard,
69 1/2 pages ago...RMG and I, are not the same person. He is way better looking. Of course, that isn't saying much....everyone here ìs.

I don't want to say I'm ugly but...

One day, my wife and I were walking through the park and....

This good looking young guy, walks up to my wife and exclaims: "He's sooo cute!
What breed is he?"

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I saw this girl once. She has brown hair, two eyes, a nose and nice lips. I am sure you all know who I am talking about. Anyone got her number?

Nothing better than coloured hair and a pair of....eyes. Sorry...I lost her number. But she gave one if the best services I have ever received in some time, five years ago....give or take two years.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Nothing better than coloured hair and a pair of....eyes. Sorry...I lost her number. But she gave one if the best services I have ever received some time, five years ago.

Wait are you on about the girl who used to operate downtown but now moved to the south side or the one who used to be on the west end but disappeared for awhile and is now on the north side using the name of "insert generic female name here"

 

[luckydog]

Nothing better than coloured hair and a pair of....eyes. Sorry...I lost her number. But she gave one if the best services I have ever received some time, five years ago.

I should have mentioned she has blue eyes. You might have thought I meant the girl with brown eyes who i also lost track of. Thank god we have this review board to share information like this.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

That's the one!!!! I knew RMG and I would jog your memories!!!!!