MASSAGE.MAESTRO
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With all this ranting, I decided I needed to step out and get a massage:
It was with What's Her Face on 1st and 2nd. She's still a great masseuse. You may remember her from that spa on 3rd and 4th.
I think it was called "Outfielder's" or "Slider's" next to the "Pitcher's Pub" home of the "Grand Slam sized glasses of beer".
Remember: the one with the catchy slogan: "We go to bat....to play with your balls. Every massage feels like a homerun!!" Apparently, the city was crying "foul!", came in and posted an order, stating: "You're Out!!"
She has opened her own studio called: "Nineth Inning" and her slogan is: "Come on by, and bring your bat. After a great massage, you will be swinging your way, right past first base!!!!"
She looked exotic and could be considered attractive. I think she is good at massage, but she could have had better training. Her massage bed was not too hard and not too soft. The lightning was not too bright, yet not to dark. She's expensive. But, if you negotiate the price, she's very afforable.
She didn't wear scrubs, which I like. But...scrubs can be nice too.
Most reviews I have read about her...strongly agree with me.
It was with What's Her Face on 1st and 2nd. She's still a great masseuse. You may remember her from that spa on 3rd and 4th.
I think it was called "Outfielder's" or "Slider's" next to the "Pitcher's Pub" home of the "Grand Slam sized glasses of beer".
Remember: the one with the catchy slogan: "We go to bat....to play with your balls. Every massage feels like a homerun!!" Apparently, the city was crying "foul!", came in and posted an order, stating: "You're Out!!"
She has opened her own studio called: "Nineth Inning" and her slogan is: "Come on by, and bring your bat. After a great massage, you will be swinging your way, right past first base!!!!"
She looked exotic and could be considered attractive. I think she is good at massage, but she could have had better training. Her massage bed was not too hard and not too soft. The lightning was not too bright, yet not to dark. She's expensive. But, if you negotiate the price, she's very afforable.
She didn't wear scrubs, which I like. But...scrubs can be nice too.
Most reviews I have read about her...strongly agree with me.
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