Attendant Arousal - Fact or Fiction

[Ur Hunny]

I don't usually post but I wanted to give Red Stiletto props on starting this thread. You seem to be a very articulate intelligent women and it's nice to see a different view being shared on massageplanet.net.

 

[Pompal 09.]

And all I want is a HJ from a hot girl and to spray her dirty. And all this time I didn't realize I should be looking for something more, something deeper. Something on a high level. Something that will get me in touch with the essence of life and emotional destiny.

or I can get a HJ from a hot girl and spray her dirty.

Which one do I choose

 

[DARKESTKNIGHT]

Forget the panties and undies people and get past the "victorian era" lol.

 

[? G??? ? ????s ?]

I accept your apology.



Obviously.





Lie #1. You don't hand pick who comes to see you, so how can you enjoy "all of your sessions? Nobody likes everybody they meet, including you.



Maybe you're not familliar with what retire means. Retiring is saying you won't be coming back. Now, it's different if you announce your retiremement with the intentions of leaving for good, but have to come back for some reason. I think what you mean to say is that you will be taking a hiatus.




Lie #2. It has everything to do with PR. You're hear to create the illusion that you like all your clients because you know those guys who are worried about getting bad sessions because they smell, are unattractive, don't know how to converse with a woman, etc,. They will see how you don't discriminate,thus, they will be more likely to take a chance on you instead of a girl who doesn't shamelessly self promote herself on massageplanet.net.


Lie #3. No you're not. You lied about liking all of your clients.Any MPA who says she likes all of her clients is lying.





Lie #4. You're telling me you haven't had one single client that was disrespectful towards you?



Stop pretending like you're this ultimate MPA who treats her clients better than any other MPA.

One more question. Was anyone on massageplanet.net talking about you before you started to promote yourself on here?

 

[Hippy chick]

I wasn't appologizing to you, but thanks.
I find these comments to be humourous due to your lack of respect and knowledge for me.

Boy, you sure have me pegged. It's incredible how you're able to tell so much about me just from my ability to see through your bullshit comments and grand standing. Good job.



I have a terrible attitude towards everything because I'm calling you out for spreadiing your half thruths and gorilla dust all across the massage boards?




Once again, why are you claiming I have a lack of self respect and low self esteem when all I am saying is you seem to be an attention monger who thinks she's the greatest MPA of all time? Seems to me like you're just getting defensive cause I'm speaking the truth about your bullshit posts.






Where did I say I am better than them? I agree that some of them are deserving of your liking and respect, but like I originally said, you were flat out lying when you said you like "all" of your clients.




And how exactly do you do that? Do you pre screen all of your potential clients? Do you have them fill out a survey to make sure your personalities mesh? Do you go out on a date with them to make sure you have good chemistry? Angelina, you have no idea what the guy is gona be like when he makes his appointment. Some you'll get along with, some you will not.






Why are you continuing to lie about liking "everyone"? Are you afraid you'll lose clients by tell the truth and saying you don't get along with certain clients?






You said you were retiring,and then you said you would continue to see regular clients. That's not retiring.






You are aware there's a board for advertisers? That's where you would go to shamlessly brag about your service and post your availablity. Unfortunately for us you seem to think the massage board is where you do this.




Hehehehehehehe. It must be fairly obvious from the tone of all of my posts on the massage board that I'm a very bitter and disliked by others. If your ability to judge others is based on your interpretation of me, it's no wonder you think all of your clients are professionals and upstanding citizens.











What's classy and upscale about your website?

A classy and upscale service? Keep trying to convince yourself that spending time in a sauna with a guy is classy and upscale.



Damn!!!! I was so hoping to spend some classy and upscale time with you in your sauna. I mean, how could I not what to go see an MPA who is so full of herself she refers to any and everything she does as "classy" and "upscale", is not nearly as hot as any of the top girls at HFH/IT/SRM/Allure, and charges more than the top spa's in the city. I'm truly crushed.

 

[lynneZ]

I usually enjoy reading Rusty's posts, but this is lame

It reminds me of the time when Shane became a retard, when he took acid and fell.

 

[KeiraJasmin]

IL, as the true romantic that you are, I knew you would respond to this
post about "Fact" aspect. I guess because I hear many mpa's say "He's
the nicest guy"...."I love it when he comes to see me" "Your going to love
his session" "I think I am more attracted to this guy than I realize" "When
I see his name booked for a session, I smile, he's so hot, attractive, sexy etc..."
But I guess you guys sometimes don't see this,and maybe the mpa is scared
to express her feelings just as some clients are afraid to approach the same
subject. But I know IL, you have experienced this "Fact Session" as I have told you
before, I have heard about you already. There are smiles when your name is brought
up. Again, I'm sure they are not talking Marriage as you stated, but a simple
enjoyable, arousing session!

 

[Patient Paws]

I agree...thank you for the contribution!

 

[Elaine M]

red stilleto... funny you should mention that. i had two clients i reallyyyyyyy liked. really! i started to think...are they dateable? one was married and the other never came back ( he was from quebec city). i remember i would get soooo giddy when they would come to see me. too bad....

 

[good y tu shoes]

Used to? It's all I do when I'm not at an MP.

 

[Alec]

I totally understand that. I never asked for BS for the NR price. I was just surprised to see how she's not even giving me the alternatives after seeing for so many times.

 

[H.D.]

Another word, her sig became screen saver...ha ha.

Shrill, any massageplanet.net discounts? ha ha.

 

[fyou6382]

Luke should have never let Shane walk home from the concert alone.

 

[Fingertoes]

I sense some sexual tension.

 

[Huh? Take XII]

You can say that again.

Bodyslides and hand shakes are so played out.The in thing right now is cuddling and opening up your heart. I'm sure you'll soon realize that cuddling and engaging in meaningful conversation with your MPA is much more rewarding than sliding and recieving hand shakes.

Romantic sessions are where it's at. High Mileage sessions are not only out of style, they're also dangerous and yucky.

 

[no name]

I wouldn't want to go so far as to saying that.

Not all of us are like that physically.

You even suggested that they are not all acting at the end.

 

[KEVO]

What the hell happened to my thread?

Seems I need to spread some TLC around:

I'm going to have to make a special trip down to Rusty's parents basement now.
Rust, when you hear 3 knocks, a low whistle, the word "artichoke", and the
theme song to 9021 -ooooohhhhh!, open the door!!!

Then I'm going to head over to the beaches.
Angelina, when you hear the words "alfredo sauce", 2 low knocks,
a moose mating call, and a poloroid of Weird Al Yankovich slipped under
the door, open up!!!

 

[i aint know]

Angelina,

I guess you're just too classy and upscale to admit that you don't get along with every client that you see.

 

[sianisiani]

>I would have thought, that through the reviews, that you massageplanet.netites experience this often.

You would be... misguided.


>Unless of course you are unsure whether it is acting or if what you are experiencing is the real deal.

"Real" is unmistakeable.


>Have any of you considered yourself to be experienced enough in
decifering these actors vs. real arousal?

"REAL" is unmistakeable.


>Do you think all mpa's are acting in the session

Yes, Ma'am.


>or that you have experienced the real attraction without a doubt.

No, Ma'am.


>Do you prefer to assume she is acting to avoid feeling foolish by thinking that she may really be into you only to find out she is this way with everybody.

Bunnies are not "special".

Well, at least not in THAT way.


>Could any of these theories involve YMMV.

No.


>The mpa is fantastic with you and average with another.

No. If one of The Seraphim is "average" with another, I'm pretty certain it's on account of his behaviour.


>Now, YMMV can be for many, many reasons, ie: bad day, personal problems, difficult previous client, illness (cold, flu etc..) but do you sometimes feel special when you know you have always received great sessions from an mpa when others have had mixed reviews about the same mpa?

"Special"? No. Grateful. Genuine kindness is rare.


>I know some of you are deadfast in believing that some mpa's all carry the same MO (modus operandi) and some of you believe you have met very special, nice, truly sincere mpa's who genually like you and are not trying to pull the "I'll act this way so he will fall in love and continue to see me" act.

I have met very special, nice, truly sincere attendants who have been wonderfully gracious, and who have gone out of their way to please. The affection is an act, to be sure, but I don't see either greed or malice in it.


>I know this thread has a lot of different questions and observations, but
the real point of the thread is: Have you met an mpa you know, or continue to see, who you know definately enjoys you

No.


>and likewise?

Absolutely. *thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*


>No acting required!

On my part? Yes. On her part? No.

 

[magix151]

I am embarrassed to see how this thread has become an attack on the integrity of one of our female members. I could understand if someone received bad service but there are only glowing reviews on Angelina. This cynical badgering is counterproductive to this board. She has brains, she's hot and she provides excellent service. Let's treat her with the respect she deserves.