Don't let 'em give you a hard time, JP. I read the story and was interested and entertained. At least you can write coherently. So many of the shaggy dog stories on here (sadly most by providers) are so poorly written you can hardly slog through them.
I was particularly impressed that you had the presence of mind to turn and yell, "'Sawadee, bitch!" as your parting shot (presumably with an appropriate pregnant pause between the first and second word for additional ironic effect.)