Bellagio reviews

[Social-Misfit]

What’s that squeaking I’m hearing again???
Do I smell chicken?

Nah, that's yer asshole getting pounded by bowler you twat

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Nah, that's yer asshole getting pounded by bowler you twat

Squeak squeak squeak
Go wash yer dick. It smells like Busted sphincters shit
Social mishit faggit
No showers in the hotel where you faggits have yet circle ️ jerks at ??

 

[Johnjoebowler]

Says grandad, come on bumbles, bowlers around somewhere to flex for you. Or maybe it's one of the nasty boys u speak of huh, out to get the cyclist right! Maybe they can come find me instead of XTC, I'm game.

You're game??? Really? Explain Brad. Puppet Social is obviously not game. Nor is Gunner puppet or XTC puppet or Bustanut puppet. That leaves you Brad. Are you game?

Your scam got exposed as fid your last tough guy puppet Gunner so you got the thread deleted.lol

Then you have the nerve and lack of self respect to say that I did it??? How do you live with yourself man?? I just can't comprehend how a so called man, won't hold himself to a higher standard?? It baffles my mind!!!

......and Brad each of your puppets act exactly the same!!!!!! can you not see that? Everyone else does !!!

 

[Johnjoebowler]

I saw Wind a couple of weeks ago.
The Bellagio puppets made it appear that she was dressing a little provocatively and even showing some skin. The Bellagio thread also says that she a cute college girl.
XTC said that she was lifting her clothes up and showing him some skin. Not a chance!!!

The truth is this. She does not dress provocatively. Period.
She self described herself to me saying that physically she thinks that she looks like shes pregnant. I wouldn't go that far but yes she has some thickness to her.

She also described herself to me saying that she is an introvert and that she neither gets turned on by men or by women. So basically she won't be flirty nor will she be sensual.

Anything that you hear to the contrary on the Bellagio thread is flat out false.

It was also said in the Bellagio thread that her massage was good and to tell the truth, I can't comment. Obviously it wasn't that bad nor was it that good as I can't really recollect.

I did get to feel her boobs. Hj is a possibility but surely she has to feel comfortable with you.

 

[Johnjoebowler]

.....more real reviews to come....next up Lola

 

[Lalallala]

.....more real reviews to come....next up Lola

I quite like Lola. Then again I only saw her for like 40 min.

ETA: and that was like mid Dec.

 

[Johnjoebowler]

I quite like Lola. Then again I only saw her for like 40 min.

ETA: and that was like mid Dec.

I know that you've seen Wind. How accurate am I?

 

[Lalallala]

I know that you've seen Wind. How accurate am I?

Haha I am just not going to say anything for I don’t think I can be unbiased. But let’s say that the only two I think I will consider spending any more money on at Bellagio will be Lola and possibly lindor.

ETA: I am either a low mileage guy if the massage is great. Or a super high mileage guy for service. And there’s no good massage at Bellagio.

ETA: low/no mileage.

 

[Johnjoebowler]

I quite like Lola. Then again I only saw her for like 40 min.

ETA: and that was like mid Dec.

I actually didn't stay with Lola but I have a good little story. I'll tell it tomorrow or the day after.

Typing this shit takes me forever as I'm on my phone

 

[Lalallala]

I actually didn't stay with Lola but I have a good little story. I'll tell it tomorrow or the day after.

Typing this shit takes me forever as I'm on my phone

You use something other than a phone?!

 

[Lalallala]

I actually didn't stay with Lola but I have a good little story. I'll tell it tomorrow or the day after.

Typing this shit takes me forever as I'm on my phone

I saw Lola after I saw wind. I think I wrote something about that event somewhere. Lola’s a lot of fun. I will give XTC that much. I tried my best to get her to breach spa limits but it was not to be. Been meaning to go back and see her but been spending almost all my time at IU and aria. But since I am not going to aria anymore, I can likely drop by to see Lola when she’s back next week.

ETA: I’ve also visited suko more often than I should have recently. That’s just a bad idea and I need to somehow block my phone from calling aria or suko.

 

[Johnjoebowler]

Haha I am just not going to say anything for I don’t think I can be unbiased. But let’s say that the only two I think I will consider spending any more money on at Bellagio will be Lola and possibly lindor.

ETA: I am either a low mileage guy if the massage is great. Or a super high mileage guy for service. And there’s no good massage at Bellagio.

Lucy's massage is pretty darn good!!

 

[Johnjoebowler]

You use something other than a phone?!

No I use my phone. A keyboard would be way more efficient. Half the time I'm driving when I'm on MP. Lol.

 

[Lalallala]

Lucy's massage is pretty darn good!!

I’ve never seen Lucy! Sigh.

 

[Lalallala]

No I use my phone. A keyboard would be way more efficient. Half the time I'm driving when I'm on MP. Lol.

What’s the other half of the time? While receiving bad massage?

 

[Johnjoebowler]

I’ve never seen Lucy! Sigh.

Give her a shot. Her massage is great!

 

[Lalallala]

Give her a shot. Her massage is great!

She never works weekends or late.. the only times I typically go to Bellagio.

 

[Johnjoebowler]

She never works weekends or late.. the only times I typically go to Bellagio.

That's true

 

[Johnjoebowler]

@pineapplebunlebun had something interesting to say in the Bellagio thread that he directed at XTC.

I wonder what this is all about?

 

[pineapplebun]

Just to chime in since XTC quoted me about Victoria in the main thread. I saw Victoria once. I am generally a kind and easy to get along with person. Anyways, saw her, massage was very meh. As noted elsewhere in this thread, there’s not really good massage to be had. I asked nicely if she would at least disrobe some after the flip but she didn’t. I didn’t push the issue. But yeah, nothing happened. It turns out I only had five $50 bills with me so I gave her $100 instead of waiting for them to make change. I just wanted out of there ASAP. I was more than slightly annoyed. What a waste of time. I went to suko afterwards and had a much better time for not much more spent.