Bernd's at Schieferhof

[brooklincook]

Thanks all bro for the great explanation !!!


Rock n roll in when i reach

Cheers mate ...

 

[phillia]

Cologne/Koln is my home town. Welcome!
Bernd's is indeed a graeat venue with lots of good action, but it's a privater home way out in the countryside and often too crowded and smoky for my tastes.

Your best choice is the SAMYA FKK/Sauna club (rated among the 5 best in Germany), about 2 km from the Messe/fair grounds. Find their link on geocities.com/fkkguide. A big former health clinic building with classy interior and a good selection of nice girls. You'll like the bathhouse ambience, with emphasis on wellness and comfort, especially as an Asian. Euro "long-noses" often prefer the bar/disco style. Actually the Samya has a combination of both.

You can take bus 135 from Hauptbahnhof (= Hbf = main railway train station) right to their door on Kirschbaumweg in Koln-Rodenkirchen, or U-Bahn nr 16 in 20 minutes to Michelshoven and walk 5 minutes. Bus/U-Bahn cost Euro 2.50 Taxi about 30 Eu from Messe, ~20 Eu from Hbf.

Admission is 60 Euro, sessions with girls 50-100 Eu. There are cheaper options but this is the best in Koln/Rhineland. Free food and drinks incl excellent German beer too.

If you want to cruise all of Germany's pussy triangle you best hire a guide with a vehicle. See your private messages, Shingo-san, for more details.

 

[Jessica <33]

Bernds Schieferhof would still be your best option, concerning value for money. It's entirely possible to reach Bernds by public transport. There's a train running from Cologne Main Station to Hennef, 3x an hour. For the last few miles, take a taxi, tell the driver the wellknown address: Schieferhof 28 in Lichtenberg (suburb in Hennef). The trip takes about 1 hour (one-way). Naturally you can travel entirely by taxi, more convenient, but more expensive of course. In that case it takes 20 to 30 minutes, depending on your starting point.

 

[islandgurl]

Hi All buddies in Koln ,

I m Shingo from Asia, be coming to Koln in 23 october, since i m first time here , would any brother here kind enuf to intro me some of the great place to play around the area of Koln Messe ? perhads , whats is the price to pay for a girl over there ?

since i m here for the 5 days trade fair, i will not have a car to drive around .

Thanks in advance ,

Cheers ...

 

[etf_luvr<3(=]

It is about 1/2 and hour fron Koln, and in the country. You really need a car mate, but it's worth it.
C1

 

[Helpful]

I will be traveling on biz in November, but via train. How difficult would it be to travel to Bernd's without an automobile? Thanks in advance for any help.

 

[Suffi]

Ive really got to go there soon, never seems to be a bad report about the place. Great report Dude

 

[Dark]

Well you know a change is as good as a holiday!!

 

[Dances with Werewolves]

If this is normal style in Australia, please do post some more .

 

[Katie Sunshine]

The standard E 50,- Programm includes a 15 minute couch warm-up with FK and BBBJ.
After that, it includes a half hour room session with FK, DATY, regular IC, BBBJ and CIM.
Alternatively, you could do the whole Programm on the couch.
Anyway, you get some 45 minutes of high quality sex for E 50,- .

Anal is optional, at E 50,- extra.
Club entrance fee is E 70,-. I guess it's mentioned in some earlier postings.

 

[Shania]

hm,
Can you confirm that the girls who do anal IC do so in the 50 Euro programme price, or is this an extra, and if so how much.
Cheers,
C1

 

[Dr House in the house.]

Thanks, but I forgot Trixie on August 14, the latest Top-Attraction in the Hof . I'll include her in my earlier resume. We were with 4 friends and Trixie gave all of us head, in a straight row on the couch, one by one. I was the last one to join her to a room, around 10 PM.

As all rooms were occupied, we continued at the Spielwiese with my fellow Dutchmen having some sneaky peeps, behind the big glass window. That didn't prevent Trixie to go straight down to business with a deep and wet BBBJ. I returned that favour with some slippery DATY, after which we were both ready for some very nice missionary and cowgirl. The room next door came available, so that's where we continued .

We repeated pretty much our whole session. Some fiery FK, deep BBBJ standing up, continued wet DATY laying down, followed by some very slippery missionary, cowgirl and reverse. I wanted to finish off with a flat lay down doggy, but it took a little more than that. So Trixie turned me over for a final BBBJ and had me CIM very nice. All 'n all we spend 1,5 hours, from the upstairs couch untill the downstairs room, at the cost of 2 Programme (2x E50 = E100) .

Trixie is 24, brunette, German, 5'8, a figure size-2 with natural B-cups, excellent service, certainly up to Hof-standards (and more) with FK-DATY-IC*-BBBJ-CIM. That was the opinion of all 4 of us, as we kept Trixie occupied from 6 PM till 11.30 PM .

(* = intercourse)

 

[Deaner]

hollandmale.
Absolutely gold. Thanks for the info as I am flying in from Australia next week and want to spend a day there to test it out.
No-one could have put it better, many thanks,
C1

 

[Johannes]

Well, the report is a result of 26 visits to Bernds during the last year.
Despite a 250 km one-way drive, initially I went weekly, but monthly recently.

About YinYang (NL) and Relax (B), I started new threads on the Netherlands and Belgium forums.
General club info, club homepage links and a shortlist of currently present girls I did nice sessions with.

As to compare both clubs with Bernds, well, Bernds is really a one-of-a-kind club. Definately my favorite club for nude girls providing great service, both publicly in the bar and privately in the room. But it's a very long drive for me, so I can't go there all the time.

YinYang and Relax are much closer for me. They are better compared with Happy Garden (PHG in Oedt) and GoldenTime (GT in Bruggen), both Germany. YinYang and Relax have much better facilities, compared with PHG/GT. Although the number of girls is smaller than in PHG/GT, they certainly pay more attention and time, also before and after sessions, than in PHG/GT. So YinYang and Relax provide a more hassle-free and relaxed atmosphere, compared with PHG/GT.

By the way, the number of girls in YinYang is not that much smaller than in PHG/GT; around 30 in the afternoon and 40 at night. As YinYang is very close to PHG/GT, many girls rotate around PHG, GT and YY. Certainly YY is well frequented by visitors, but not overcrowded as PHG/GT can be, especially at night.

What really sets Relax apart from all other clubs, is the number of Dutch and Belgian girls with good service. Nice West-European girls are hardly to be found elsewhere, so a very refreshing adding to the selection. The Dutch and Belgian girls are mostly parttime non-pro's, like students and housewives. In Relax, they certainly match up to the East-European girls, as for good service. In fact, I had some of my best-ever sessions with an attractive blond Belgian MILF who gives really great head and has real squirting orgasms !

Finally: with anal-IC, I just mean anal intercourse. I still have to get used to the abbriviations on this forum .

 

[Transitional CatBunny]

Hi Hollandmale

Absolutely great, fantastic report. You must have done a lot of research to come up with all this info!

A question though, what does Anal-IC mean? Also how do the other clubs you mentioned in your introduction compare to Bernd’s? I am particularly interested in Yin Yang in Roemond and FKK Relax (formerly Ritz). What’s your favourite club and why?

Kingwenslas

 

[babunirbaba]

I just registered at mpnet but have been visiting Bernds Schieferhof www.bernds-saunaclub.de for over a year now. Also other German FKK's for over 2 years, mostly PHG-Oedt and GT-Bruggen, partly Freude-Bochum and Samya-Cologne. Since last year I'm also visiting a new Dutch FKK, YinYang in Roermond, on the border near PHG and GT. And recently a new Belgian FKK, Relax (formerly Ritz), halfway between Antwerp/B and Eindhoven/NL. Usually I post on www.ijsberenforum.nl, sometimes on www.rheinforum.com. Some other mpnet-members also do, as postings in English are also welcome .

OK, enough off-topic introductions, so back to Bernds Schieferhof. Recently I posted a shortlist on IJsberenforum about my favorite Hof-girls. I'll translate that list with some details here; please feel free to add remarks or advise to these or other girls. Mondays through Wednesdays are the best to visit Bernds, as it's usually less busy than on Thurdays and Fridays. Most Hof-girls speak sufficient English and are present from Mondays through Fridays (except holidays), starting at 1 PM unless stated otherwise:

Babsi: Already mentioned above, attractive German blonde, 42 but looking much younger, 5'7, figure size-4, great looking (and feeling !) natural C-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 7 years, Babsi's service is outstanding, even for already high Hof-standards. She's also an excellent choice for lesbian trio's (very common at the Hof), especially with Brandy and Mara. Babsi is absent on Mondays.

Sandra: Bernds masseuse-girl, very friendly German blonde, 37 but looking younger, 5'7, figure size-2, nice B-cups. Sandra does fine regular massages at E 25,-/half hour, but also full-service massages including FK, BBBJ and CIM for E 50,-/half hour. Either way, her service is excellent, proven by the fact that you have to sign her reservation list at the bar, preferably before 2 PM. Sandra is present on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Svenja: Very friendly and sweet Italo/German girl, long straight black hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, super body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Svenja's service is excellent, particularly her BBBJ and CIM. She can really revive a dead man with her blowjobs ! Svenja starts daily at 4 PM.

Stella: Very attractive little Turkish girl, long curly black hair, 21, 5'0, figure size-2, super body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Stella's service is excellent, particularly her cowgirl, reverse and doggy IC. BBBJ is also very good, although she doesn't do CIM. Stella has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get. She starts daily at 5 PM.

Brandy: Already mentioned above, tall Polish girl, long curly blond hair, 32 but looking younger, 5'9, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Brandy's service is outstanding, including deepthroat BBBJ/CIM with real swallowing and anal-IC. She's very energetic and truely bisexual, so perfect for a lesbian trio which she prefers with Babsi, Mara and Anna. Solo or in a trio, be ready for a real rollercoaster ride with Brandy !

Mara: Already mentioned above, fair-skin Dutch girl, short brown hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups with neighbour-girl looks. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Mara's service is excellent in all aspects. She's doing excellent lesbian trio's with Babsi and Brandy. Mara has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get.

Ayleen: Very attractive Turkish/German girl, long curly black hair, 25, 5'8, figure size-2, super body and C-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 5 years, Ayleen's service is excellent in all aspects. She has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get. Ayleen usually leaves around 9 PM.

Michelle: Very friendly German girl, long curly black hair, 42, 5'7, figure size-2/4, nice body, B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 4 years, Michelle's service is outstanding in all aspects including anal-IC. She's an excellent choice for lesbian trio's, preferring Babsi and Brandy. A must for MILF-lovers !

Anna: Very attractive Polish girl, medium-long blond hair, 23, 5'8, figure size-2/4, great body and C-cups. A Hof-girl for about 5 months, Anna's service is excellent in all aspects. For lesbian trio's she prefers Brandy which are great, according to a fellow Dutchman.

Jenny: Attractive tiny Greek/German girl, long curly blond hair, 22, 4'11, figure size-0/2, nice body and A/B-cups. A Hof-girl for a year, Jenny's service is excellent in all aspects including anal-IC. She's also doing good lesbian trio's with several longterm Hof-girls.

Trixie: Spontaneous and vivid German girl, halflong redbrown hair, 24, 5'8, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups. A new Hof-girl for 1 month now, Trixie's service is excellent, certainly up to Hof-standards (and more) with FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM. That was the opinion of all 4 of us, as we kept Trixie occupied from 6 PM till 11.30 PM .

I also had some good sessions with Katja (blowjob-miracle, doing public CIM's !), Tanja, Mina (fiery readhead !), Jessy, Celine, Rita (stunning looks !) and Princess (currently the only African girl at Bernds, stunner body !).

Bernds Schieferhof is a one-of-a-kind FKK, doing business at the same adress for over 23 years, hence the oldest established saunaclub in Germany. It's housed in a residential villa, comprising 2 floors, 6 rooms and 28 lockers, very different from the other larger FKK's. The daily number of girls, up to 20, all nude, is quite a lot for such a small club. More important, the service provided by the girls is unrivalled by any other club. Indeed, most Hof-girls would be Top-Acts elsewhere. It's about 1,5 hour's drive from Frankfurt-Airport and the Frankfurt FKK's Oase, World and Palace. It's about 1 hour's drive from PHG-Oedt and GT-Bruggen.

 

[angel_ika]

Hi cunning1

I always speak German there, so I cannot vouch for what it's like just with English. But what I can say is that everyone is always friendly, most guys go alone and there's not much else to do except talk to the other guys when you are "recovering" so you can normally get into some good conversations. One good question to ask a regular would be "Who do you recommend and why?" That's normally good for a 2 hour chat!

pm me your dates and maybe we could meet up.

Kingwenslas

 

[quailie234]

KW,

I was going to do the Palace in Frankfurt and then hit Koln afterwards on my trip next month, but you've won me over. As my German is very weak with an Aussie twang, will I have problems on a lingo front?

Sounds like a top day out and will report back from my drop-offs.

Cheers,
C1

 

[Plumeria Passion]

King bro...very nice description but would it be possible to snap some photos. Thx.

 

[Edward K]

Great report Kingwenslas,

My allltime fovors are Brandy and Aileen. Esp. Brandy is really hot.
I had her twice in a double, amazing expierence. The "Hof" is really something special. you can't compare it with the big clubs. It's known for the real good service.