Biggest Turn-Offs for the ladies

[A teen talking here]

I do the same as the Dr. I shower first, and then head to an MP. Then when the deed is done I go home and shower.

When I went to the Sates the MP attendents there required you to either have a table shower (they soap you up and rinse you off on a water proof table, I would pay though the nose for this in T.O.) or a conventional shower. They just made it clear that a shower was required (in a very nice way mind you). And there showers were spottless.

I think that most (except for the very nasty guys) would use the shower if it was.

a. In the room. No offense ladies but we have to keep an eye on our valuables
b. CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN.

So clean the shower and post a sign requiring the the customers shower. OR start with table showers in the states.


Play Safe. But not too Safe.

 

[Keith H]

your upper lip... just kidding.
Any girl I see as a regular, which is why I do not stray, takes an immediate shower right before I do. This only assues me of how clean she is. No shower, no repeat.
Did she not take a shower?Well, I guess some places dont have showers.or did she just not take one dallas?

 

[ManWell KMA]

I can relate. Being married for over 16 yrs. (poor me),
i do know that during a certain part of her cycle, there will be different odours. Another thing though; is what about the mpa thats got a bf who she has regular sex with,wouldnt that have a disdain odour as well?
Being a man, unless its absolute ransid, aroma can be a good thing.agree with hairy abou the shower part though.
But I think these gals are dealing with this on a level, where they are more likely to run into nastiness than we are. Its not like were hittin it 4 times a day with different gals.i wish though.
Better luck next time.

 

[KoAussie]

I had an experience once where the girl excused herself for a moment during a massage.

I thought that that was unusual, having never had a girl leave the room mid massage.

Anyway, it was a small place and i could hear her flush the john.

She comes back to the room, and, well, how do you say it?

She stunk like shit.

I mean no word of a lie. Didn't you check the paper baby to make sure that there was no more brown? For that matter, why not hop in the freakin shower, it's right there, i wouldn't have minded a bit.

There's a couple rules in life i follow....

1. Happiness is a clean break.

There's nothing worse in life than an unclean break. To be honest, even if i am at home and i don't get a clean break, i jump in the shower. You just don't feel right otherwise.

And, how many out there hate it when you have a shower first thing in the morning, then you realize.....

Fuck, i gotta take a dump.

As far as being able to smell your girl's kitty when she was at the head of the table, there isn't a guy in her who hasn't been there. Some women are just sooooo tasty nice all the time, and others, man, you can smell them from two feet away.

Sometimes, i feel like i know what it is to be the farm dog.

 

[syph]

Please ... please forgive me for stepping in but... I think we all need our say on this one!

I agree ... mind you I don't think bread crumbs compare to soggy lint... ewwww.

I think this particular thread needs to be copied ... every where!

I would just like to add to the growing list...

First of all... Clean is good... Very good... But smelling like a bottle of your favorite after shave (not the recommended amout - the WHOLE bottle) is also a very bad thing.

MP's & SP's like when clients are just stepping out of the shower... Mind you clients complain when we don't want to book back to back bookings... Maybe we need to freshen up as well?!?!? (Just a thought)

I have the greatest respect for MP's as I was one once... To the clients... Don't like their prices... I am sure it would be less of an insult if you went elsewhere... As that is what it is when you try to "Bargin" about prices. Would you let your employer tell you that instead of paying you what you normally are paid... They are going to pay you 2/3rds of it and... buy you lunch to make it up. I think that is as politely as I can compare it.

Any way... sorry for jumping in but... I had to. I think we need a board like this on the escorts side Fred... PLEASE