Erm.. nice try Berni but... for us nautical types, we acually BERTH the boat, you MOOR a ship. This is because MOORINGS were usually away from the habours where the water was shallow and BERTHS were provided for craft capable of coming alongside in those shallow waters. ( This should start a good debate:intello: )
I always parked mine, coz Im from Yorkshire.
I look good in a bikini and not out of place in Kamalala, specially the red spotted one...