Bliss Spa review

[sir galahad]

I don't generally post reviews RIGHT after I leave a place, but I'm never going back to this pit again so I don't give a fuck. And the treatment I received was so fucked up that I'm beyond caring about how Sophia feels if she reads this review.

I feel sorry for the owner of Bliss, because the place is really quite nice (despite the all-too-public entrance).

But the girls - at least the girls that I saw today - could really only be described as ugly fat chicks.

Like the complete moron that I am, however, I pick the younger of the two, Sophia.

Then the pain begins.

As I'm going back to the room, I spot a hot(ter) chick that they DIDN'T introduce me to waiting in another room. I'd hide that shit, too, if I were Sophia or the other one, Akira (I don't recall Akira's name, but that's who the schedule says is on the same shift today as Sophia).

Sophia demands the $40 up front, which I hate, and then refuses to give me change for a $50, which I hate further. She says we can put the other $10 towards the tip. Which of course never materializes, because...

Sometime about 10 minutes into it she apparently decides I'm a cop and throws a towel over my ass. Now I admit that I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to get it up for her - she's not a girl you'd look twice at, and she's wearing combat fatigues to top it off - and I admit that I got a haircut over the weekend which probably makes me look too respectable.

But c'mon.

So I say: "Do you think I'm a cop? You can tell for sure just by asking me to turn over and touch my own cock. My understanding is that cops can't touch their own cocks in a place like this without breaking the law."

She just gives me that big dumb Besse look that she's been working on.

She fiddles with the "hot stones" (which in the end never get hot) because I say my back is fucked up (which it is). I ask "will that give us enough time to finish"? And she replies "that IS the finish".

I don't really know if I could have finished with her in any case, but I had $50 riding on a "yes" so I was sure gonna try.

She eventually says "you're all done" and I'm raging just enough to know that I'm just getting started.

On the way out I get hustled out like she's afraid I stole her wallet, and I fume all the way home.

 

[Joelsmom85]

The hot girl must have been sabrina!

 

[Sotology]

Actually the other girl on the schedule is a girl named Michelle.

 

[ShAdOwGiRl:[]

Just repeated in the shower...

 

[KLH]

Fuck you.

Don't mention that Princess's name in the same thread as Bliss.

Gorgeous Asian hunk of juicy loin... fuck I dig that chick.

 

[Rachelive]

First off... Im not planning on getting into a massageplanet.net battle with you... IM SORRY that you had a bad experience, I was in the spa office when you were in session... Im not going to get into details ..but you shouldn't act certain ways when visiting spa's... as for the girl you were not introduced to?? Her shift finished and she was waiting for a taxi... At Bliss you always have your choice of attendants... (unless thier shift is over and they are dressed waiting for a taxi) As for Sophia and Akira being fat and ugly?? PLEASE click on this link and look at her RECENT pictures... http://blissspa.net/sophia.html Sophia and Akira are anything but fat and ugly... Im sure that you were upset when you wrote this... and once again sorry that you had a bad session. The last thing I wanted to mention is 99% of spas ask for the door fee upfront.

 

[Curtis M]

Thank you for replying, and I genuinely regret any loss of business my post may cause, and hope that measures are taken in short order to make your establishment more worthy of massageplanet.net accolades.

No one really believes the photos - we've all been duped before. They're just to get our appetite whetted. Rather than point to them, you'd be better served simply upgrading the women where at all possible, as I'm sure you know.

I actually would have spoken to you if I'd seen you when I left - you can be certain of that. I paused around the lobby for a few moments, but it was dead quiet with no obvious place for an office.

And as for "acting a certain way" when at an MP - THAT I'd really like to understand better. I said very little in the room - I was pretty put off from the beginning. Perhaps I was too quiet?

And I RARELY get asked for money up front. 99% of the small-time dumps downtown ask for money up front, but is that what you're aspiring to?

IT, HFH, SRM, Platinum... NEVER ask for anything but the door fee up front. And that's at the door, not by the attendant in the room. The attendant in the room needs to preserve the fantasy that this isn't about the money... until after you cum.

Just like in real life.

 

[Moomin]

It sounds like that's exactly what you were trying to do. By the way you didn't mention how much you paid for the tip. I would imagine that the money you gave the MPA was the door fee. So begs the question why you weren't asked for a tip? Maybe just mis communication. Sorry you had to go through that.

 

[_/=twihard:)/cc:)=\_]

Perhaps because the service was non-existant.

 

[Doctor]

I wasn't asked for a tip because all of her clothing stayed on, and I didn't cum (she never touched my cock).

I think that she just thought I was a cop.

Mind you, she didn't suggest a refund of the $10 over-payment - I think she just wanted me the hell out of there.

Honestly I think she was just really new to the business and for some reason got spooked.

The fact that I found her undesirable just made it worse for me, hence my probably too-harsh review.

I had this happen to me once long ago, but the girl was actually really hot, so oddly I wasn't as miffed.

 

[richyroy]

I think other than the fact the attendant was not to you liking it sounds as if there was a communication problem between you and the attendant. Having agreed to her massaging you ( you had the option to walk out if the girls were not to your liking) the rest should have been straightforward. Btw I also think that you should reword the title of your thread as one bad experience from a first time visit to a spa does not define the spa. The girl at the spa website certainly doesn't look "fat and ugly" and indeed in your review you state: "As I'm going back to the room, I spot a hot(ter) chick that they DIDN'T introduce me to."

 

[Laura L]

With all this talk of crackdowns in the spa world and you yourself saying you looked like a cop, maybe it was just one of those things where she thought, you thought. The fact she never took her clothes off or even as you say offered to touch you makes me think you're right. She was probably spooked. Although I guess you know better than anyone else if you look like a cop. Oh and if she was undesirable why stay with her at all? Why not leave? That makes no sense to me. Maybe Bliss can offer you a free repeat. Just my two cents.

 

[E-rock]

*lol* - can't really go back there now! I don't really like to let spas connect me to my massageplanet.net persona. I'm always afraid it'll just get too creepy.

I'll take Fred's suggestion and try to edit the thread title from "great if you like fat ugly chicks" to perhaps something more specific about Sophia.

Thanks for not deleting the thread - I realize these places pay your bills.

I actually tried to edit the thread title before but couldn't figure it out.

But then I've already said I'm a moron!

 

[Midnighter1]

First off... you were never asked to tip... and at all the spa's you mentioned they ask for the door fee upfront... just like bliss.
2 mins after you walked out the door I was fully briefed on the situation by the attendant.... She told me all the questions you were asking and all the things you said... so you can deny saying anything but, we both know what was said. Maybe at the time of the session you didnt realize the implications?? or maybe you were in the spa looking for information, Im really not sure. At this point, I have nothing more to say except SORRY for the misunderstanding...

 

[muzammil]

This we've been over before. Some guys are comfortable bouncing from spa to spa a few times in a night until they get the right vibe. I'm WAY more inclined to just tough it out, even while saying "this is a bad idea" to myself under my breath the whole time.

I'm kind of a scheduling-type guy - when I've mentally committed myself to getting off in a certain time slot, I really need to roll with that.

And we've all been with ugly chicks who surprise you in the room.

 

[micki]

Hmm... I gotta cut out after this - the rest of my pathetic life is calling.

I get it now.

I asked her how long the place had been open, how long she'd worked there, and if she'd worked anywhere else before then.

She asked what I did for a living, and I asked her what she did outside of there.

I asked how many girls were working that day (still wondering about the other hot chick), and questioned her again when she said there were only two.

I have no idea what a cop asks in the room - perhaps these very questions.

I was just wildly grasping for some thread of mutual interest with which to create some connection that would allow me to get my rocks off. I guess other guys do that in different ways.

Admittedly I should have punted the session after seeing the two chicks on duty, but I have occassionally had the experience where a woman that I'm not attracted to outside the room becomes a seriously sex-crazed vixen when the door is closed.

Christina at Platinum comes to mind.

(As a side note, Christina is actually kinda pretty in a porn-star way - just not classicly beautiful enough to attract my attention initially in the MP line-up. But that girl has a fabulously dirty mind.)

 

[Antonious]

*lol* this after I reply to your post with "fuck you".

just freaked me a bit that you knew about my secret Ella obsession - er, interest.

damn that chick is hot.

 

[Dawn G]

This is starting to make a little more sense. Guy comes into a spa that looks like a cop. (His own words). Doesn't get asked for a tip, girl doesn't take of clothes or even hints at anything beyond a regular massage, apparently asks certain questions and leaves unhappy. As I said before sounds like something really happened along the way where she got the impression you're a cop. And if that happens I don't care were you go, you ain't leaving a happy camper.

I don't think anyone is blaming you, just trying to get you to see it in another way. You said this has happened to you before. As for Bliss I can't see anything on this site that suggests they have had any issues about fat, ugly chicks or where their credibility was on the line.

I'm still happy you let everyone know of your experience. I've started reading some of your other posts and am positive that this was just one big mis understanding. And I also agree with the administrator you should change the title of thread.

 

[djc1175]

Sometimes things just seem to go from bad to worse Kracker. And who can you share your pain with besides the perverts on massageplanet.net? Probably no one...

In hind sight we always cool down and see a bit of reason, but at the time it's very frustrating.

Now you'll have to treat URself to a REAL massage with a favourite MPA to help in your recovery

 

[Chase E]

LOL. Didn't register today. Registered last week but have been hobbying for along time. And there was another post before this. Thanks for the implication by the way.