Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[azeqkubaijvifbeum]

I am surprise that you'd need to clarfiy yourself. Having been to Jodi twice, I knew exactly what you meant in your review. It was very obvious to me that you weren't insinuating that Jodi looked like a druggie when compared to Anna Nicole. But bodytype wise. there are quite a number of similarities between Jodi and Anna Nicole post-Playboy years.

I think I should shut up too before Jodi misreads what I just wrote.

 

[Dean Scottriddell]

Sounds like my kind of woman.

 

[badspeller]

The Anna Nicole reference came out wrong. I didn't mean that she looked like a druggy or anything like that. I mean... after Anna Nicole left playboy, she put on some weight. That's all. It wasn't meant to be an insult. Just a visualization. I think I'll shut up now.

 

[Bobbie L]

I've seen Jodi several times in the past, and Justaguy is absolutely correct. I would characterize Jodi as a lush and voluptuous woman not for the faint of heart.

 

[03terrier]

 

[Sata]

Jodi is curvy, but rock solid. If you like waifs and skinny chicks go to a KMP. I typically like slim athletic girls, so I understand where you are coming from, but I think that she is put together just right and would not hesitate to see her again and again and again. Top notch massage, good conversation, attentive, attractive, just not a waif.

The past-her-prime Anna Nicole Smith comparison was uncalled for and inaccurate. It is pretty clear that Anna let herself go and wore out through drugs, alcohol and just not taking care of herself. Even if Jodi has gained 10 lbs as she said, she has clearly NOT let herself go and is not worn out in the slightest (though she may be hardening from these dialogs). She clearly takes very good care of herself. Why even come up with such an insulting analogy.

'nuff said.

 

[AntwonKeepinItReal]

I'd like to think that the stars were aligned for me and that got lucky today, I was able to make a same day appointment with Jodi on short notice. It was a one hour session and it was nothing I imagined it would be (in a good way).

The environment was warm and cozy, smelled good. It was really relaxing. Jodi opened the door and I was in awe. In my eyes, she was pretty damn good looking, added with her personality and charming ways, I was sold that this experience was going to be worth it. I don't know if you can use her shower, but I asked her for that favor. I just came from the gym.

The massage was good. It depends on how you like it, and she asked me how I normally liked my massages. I have no idea which one I prefer since the Asian ones just do whatever they do. But whatever she did on me worked, it relaxed me and I nearly fell asleep.

She was very caring and attentive. She asked how she could make my experience(s) better. She took her time with the whole thing and didn't rush it at all. In fact, she will make sure you leave happy.

I will definitely repeat with her. And to some guys, treat Jodi like the lady she is. She deserves it. I enjoyed the conversation more than anything else.

Thanks again Jodi!

 

[Expodorar]

I have seen Jodi a few times and she is in good shape, but most important very sweet and talented. I am a bit surpised not that she offers full services, wish that was on the menu when I went there a few months ago. Her massage is excellent.

 

[sunshine11]

I couldnt resist the little dig... I mean, Anna Nichole was a beautiful woman and a big woman. I am not heavy like she was...but I have been told several times that I am similar to her.
But for HiOc to say I am "Anna Nichole PAST HER PRIME" ??? That is actually an outright insult and not cool. Im in my early 30's and 5 pounds overweight lol, not in my 40's and hard from a life of drugs and partying.
Im just entering my prime.
HiOc has every right to complain if I am not what he wanted. He is paying and it doesnt matter to me what he looks like...but there was one thing that was out of control and I almost had to end the appointment but since I too am wayyyy too nice, I finished it.
He can throw stones but should take a look at himself, yes. Cute, young...but without a doubt, defects also.
Im not complaining, Im just pointing it out.
Oh and Islander, Im 5' 6, 145 pounds right now. Im not slim my sweetheart but neither am I "fat".
You are so kind to point out the slim build lol...muahhhhh.

 

[hepmom]

have not seen you in person jodi yet but the pictures up sure as hell look good to me. Your a real woman with real curves!

 

[NitleBitpaB]

If I had to report every damn time I put on - and took off - and put on -and took off another 5-7 pounds, it would bring the bandwidth of this site to it's knees.

 

[Barrabas Mcdougal]

they look fine, but what do I know?

 

[agent 007]

My two pictures that I just took 5 minutes ago are up in my album. Im certainly not skinny but Im only about 5-7 pounds over my usual weight.
So here is your accuracy up close and personal.
You guys that have emailed me in my defense...its ok really!
I MUCH prefer a brutally honest review than something sugarcoated.
I want to know when Im not satisfying and I will work on my weight.
HiOc has every right to tell the truth or what he sees as the truth.
I have gained weight...so there it is.
I cant please everyone!

 

[pmwkfndj]

as long as those 10 lbs. are in the tits and ass, I'm ok with that. jk. I haven't seen you, but I'm sure you look fine. I understand that pictures represent a moment in time, and can not always be updated. as long as it's the same person, I understand.

 

[abvlczvu]

I think thats going a little overboard... but I get it. I wasnt your idea of smoking hot lol. Thats why I dont charge the price of 500 dollars an hour like playboy models do.
But Anna Nichole? Come on, ...
Oh and DID someone say I was smokin hot? If someone actually said that, I do thankyou!
In 6 years I have only had 2 guys tell me I wasnt what they thought...pretty good track record considering the number I have seen!

Dont expect so much for 120$ HiOc. You need to go to eros and try the porn stars.
Oh and by the way... I met Hugh Hefner last year while flying in first class to Los Angeles. He asked me if I had ever considered modeling nude and gave me his card. This is NOT a lie, that really happened!

 

[max p]

That's what I mean... a lot of people are describing with their hearts and not giving physical descriptions. When someone says a girl is smoking hot... she better look like a playboy model! Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but you need some baseline so other people who did not see her knows what you mean. This is not about Jodi.. but in general.

Jodi doesn't look like Rosanne.. Jodi kinda looks like Anna Nicole after her prime. I didn't say thick is bad. I'm just giving a factual description...

 

[Beer n wings]

Jodi,

I had sent you an e-mail the other day (the e-mail address that you have on your profile here) in regards to possibly setting something up for this saturday if you are available.

Please get back to me when you can. It would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks....

 

[mjy_91]

Nice review Hioctane. I disagree with your comment about people giving accurate discriptions. Most people believe in there heart, What they saw and describe is accurate. Everybody vision and taste is different. I myself, love Jodi body. I wouldn't change a thing. Keep in mind, I have not seen her recently. She did state that she gain 10 pounds. I don't believe for a second, that those 10 pounds, she became Roseanne Barr. lol.

 

[demactima]

Thick is not so bad! It is nice to have a meat to hold on to. She is easy to talk to which put me in an comfortable mood, since I was probably more nervous than most. She cute and polite thats counts for a lots in my book. I was happy when I left.

 

[captain electro v-2.0]

And thick is bad...since when ? I think we need to set up an appointment and let me judge that.