bondage in Phuket

[hallowtim]

LOL OK.. (heres praying we dont have a Irish BM lurker)..

So I am in one of the little curtains.. Done the hello, where you from, you hab GF, etc conversation.. Getting an oil rub down..

Then another customer is brought up.. Starts getting his rub down.. He isnt a whisperer.. So his girl starts the herro.. where you from ?? you hab GF ?? 20 questions.. When she askes him how old he is and he tells her she then (as per script) tells him how young and handsome he is (I start laughing.. My massage girl is cracking up and slapping me)..

So then she asks if he has GF.. He then launches into how he lives in west coast ireland.. Has a GF hes broken up with and a daughter out of wedlock.. Then starts on about how daughter out of wedlock in that area is a big deal.. Starts on about guilt.. On about his mother.. How ashamed for his mum in the village etc.. I have no idea at all if she understood what he really was trying to communicate but you could practically hear her thinking.. Does he still want a gobble or what ??

 

[Ness]

Perhaps he misunderstood the type of "therapy" she was offering LiL.........55555

Not as bad as the Yank....sorry but it was....... I overheard giving instructions in minutiae as to how he liked his knob gobbled in the room next to me once.........oooh thats it babay right there........ooh yeah under the tip...........ooh yeah....... that's right babay............harder........slower........oooh ahhhh!!!!!

His Poor girl kept stopping and asking...... wass...solly..wass.........it was a crack up ........the gal who was giving me a legit massage.....it was in a 5 star hotel in BKK.......looked at me and we both just cracked up....the instructions turned into moans imediately after that.............5555555

 

[Death Metaller]

I always find that funny in Lollies too...

I remember one time when there was the rhythmic slurping.. Followed by this allmighty.. OOAARRRGGHHHAAAAAA !!! So it then quiets down and I can hear her ask him if that was ok..

FCUKING OATH !! Then his thongs visable under the curtainas he left..

Gotta love Ozzies..

 

[abhi n]

AGREE WITH YOU PAULIE.......COULD IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THIER FACES ............55555........
JEES THERES A LOT OF SHIT QUESTIONS BEING ASKED LATELY !!!!!
IJ

 

[Gala]

Yes more and more morons,i meen whats going on in these heads.

If we were sitting in a room with a lot of friends and have a good talk and then a stranger come in to the room and ask questions like that,what would your answer be?
And would a stanger dare to do it in the real situation

Is that normally ?and what is the diffrens because
we are on a forum ?

 

[Dianne F]

100% agreed Petter... Said the same..

Some sex talk is not a problem but to walk in and first question asked...

 

[?Socially Awkward?]

55555.......Yeah and I bet he stole those thongs from the "masseuse" too!!!!!!!!

And agree with you too Petter......what makes people think that this kind of question is acceptable..........even if it was someone I knew I'd tell them to @#$* off!!!!!!........

 

[Evelyn]

Next time I am over at high season. I am going to walk from the Patong Villa to the MTB in my.......................'mates'...........Bondage tackle. You know the leather studded thong, leather waistcoat, big biker boots, french beret and a big stick on YMCA mustache and ask................."Right where can I get some?"

I'll get my whip..............sorry..............My coat! :embrassed

 

[Chirag Ashok]

JEES ........OUR OWN LITTLE FREDDIE MERCURY....55555555..............IJ

 

[haeunberry]

This is what Nels heard when he was stood outside loom 318 at Patong Villa.......

Easy come easy go, will you let me go

Bismillah! no, I will not let you go-let me go

Bismillah! I will not let you go-let her go

Bismillah! I will not let you go-let me go

Will not let you go-let me go

Will not let you go let me go

No,no,no,no,no,no,no

Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go..................Etc..........Probably! :embrassed

 

[Rock Kills Kristy]

YOUVE GOT ME HUMMING THAT GOD DAM SONG TO MYSELF NOW:biggrinlo

 

[sallytibstasp]

Allright Mr. Denver....


If you'll REALLY do that...

I'll bring/wear my ELVIS suit, and walk with you!



Pablo

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wanted: BM's to fill the positions for Cowboy, Policeman and Indian (American-headress required). The positions for Dom, Elvis and Lumberjack have already been hired. Thankyou.

(Freddie Mercury won't be able to hold a candle to this group!!!!)

 

[jim]

Thanks Miami nice one, yep Pablo, I'm always up for a challenge! If you will, I will.............

Pablo as Elvis, I'll do the leather glad joy boy (I could have phrased that better!) and Geir is the lumberjack!

Any voluteers for the Cowboy, Policeman and Indian?

You can almost hear the tumbleweed rolling through this thread!

 

[Alison]

Hi D,

I am still waiting for you to tell him about the place in Pattaya.

And I'll be the cowboy if I get to keep my boots and spurs on when I am with a BG.

 

[Lotus]

:embrassed
I would have thought someone with the name Padil might have been more into spanking tha bondage..........Mai Chob

 

[dull_sux]

Try beach road after 3am....you'll find "girls" prepared to do anything as the night gets longer and negotiate a good price. Some will do it for free....but make sure you are doin it to them not the other way round. If you're tied up on a bed face down you might get something extra

Or hang outside Taipan after 3am the bg's will be more willing to please if they haven't picked up a punter for the night

 

[Felidae]

Are speaking from experience here Richie, Honestly I would not be suprised

Bet you loved every minute of it aswell...555555555..

 

[the chubbster]

Now this I gotta see boys..............55555

Ok I could get by as the policeman I guess..........but it would be more Simpsons style than VP..........oh dear.......I just realised that they would probably stay at the Villa Patong (names changed around to protect the guilty) too!!!!!!!!.............gadzooks!!!!

 

[Ross M]

We are getting there!

We have a Cop! Nice one Nels! 55555555 You gotta wear those glasses though! Chief Wiggum...........Fantastic.

Still need a Cowboy and Indian!

You know you want to! Bangla won't know what's hit it! :embrassed