A couple of Burt's rules :
Here is a couple of Burt's rules he claims he lives by and recommends we follow. However, it's plain to be Burt breaks his own rules. His friend Ea$y tells us Burt alerted him he is carrying category IV drugs, however, Burt broke this rule when he wanted to put Ea$y his friend in harms way in order to fight and argue with the taxi driver and the TJ cops over $2 dollars.
Ready to go off on anybody in TJ you perceive is out to cheat you, and not necessarily true, is in my opinion an 'ugly American.' and a really bad tipper. It gives us Americans a bad name. The only people Burt treats well is escorts, as he says it's OK to bargain with SGs and BGs, but it's considered bad manners to bargain with escorts.
Burt that's kind of an unfair question to ask me, " Show me one person who has said "I want to see the judge" that the cops didn't let go?"
Of course the cops aren't going to take him to see the judge because carrying around Viagra isn't illegal, but that's not going to stop them from searching you and demanding a bribe, you are still putting your buddy in harms ways, as your friend was concerned about his couple of hundred dollars in cash he had. However, Burt you say category IV medicine is illegal, and you are breaking the law, so I ask you again why did you want to put your friend in harms way, and throw your own rules out the window?
The thing about you Burt is you consider only your own feelings and mongering style. I"m not sure if you still live in Tijuana, but I know Sampson does, and if he wants to fight it out with the cops, and taxi drivers that's fine as nickels and dimes add up, but not everybody lives in TJ. Most guys are lucky to go to TJ every few months or so, and some of them are married. It's not a big deal for them to pay $ 2 dollars more for a taxi, and they are not willing to risk their marriage or jobs to fight TJ cops over a small bribe they are asking for. Burt you have to think beyond yourself and realize not everybody is like you, and want Mexicans to respect them like fellow Mexicans. Hell, they take advaneforum.xxxe of me sometimes, big deal.....the fact is I'm not a Mexican national, and if I'm not, you also will never be Burt, you always will be treated a little different....get use to it.
BTW there are about four of us who got caught outside the zona with a provider, and the TJ cops got a bribe from everyone of us. The first guy I could think of was an very experience mongers, a GFE machine as he use to call himself, he was a tough guy too, once even threatening to hit Burt over the head with a beer bottle! Melonbag, was another very experience monger, he is on this site, maybe he'll tell us what happened. I was another one, who paid the cops off, and I forgot the fourth guy. Sampson also had yellow cabs circling one of his clients, and I know that's not fun. So yes doing escorts outside the zona is a little more dangerous then going to AB, C'mon Burt admit that?
Getting tanked! While maybe on occasion, but really it was when I was riding with my alcoholic buddy, but he doesn't hang with me anymore, so rarely do I drink too much anymore, and by the time I leave TJ, I'm not drunk at all.
Talking about dating Trannies, getting a little personal aren't we? Well I have no secrets here anybody is welcome to pull up my old quotes on the subject.
But since we are getting personal Burt I'll put up my record of shakedown costs to TJ police, lets see $ 40 dollars, one time, and I'll add my son's $10 dollars, so that's $50 dollars total.....not bad for all the years in TJ.
Now Burt it's your turn how much have you given the TJ cops over the years in bribes? C' mon we have no secrets here...let us know so Bohemian knows who is the real daredevil is?