Hi Trey
I really hope you enjoy your stay at the Amanpuri which is simply one of the best hotels in Phuket. The joiner fee is THB 5,000 which is reasonable considering the price of the room!
However, I am concerned for your moral welfare in Patong and Soi Eric. This is not an innocent place and there is a lot more on offer than a hand job. I have seen the most resolute crack under the onslaught of beautiful women, lots of attention and of course drink!
Be careful. Go to places like Christins and Urtheman's recommendation. DO NOT venture into Soi Bangla at night, ever, ever... If you do, wear a disguise, change your name and keep covered up... Particularly avoid the Mai Thai Bar where two black deaths will reduce your mind to mush and inflame your libido... The Love Bar in the Tiger complex should also be avoided at all costs. Too much fun and moral ambiguity...
Best to you
Mac