Can anyone relate?

[Edward K]

Tuesday, at about 2:30pm, my work had me in the 400/Hwy.7 area and as I had some extra time, I decided to stop in at an MP I used to frequent a few years ago. (Creditstone Spa) I'm not sure why I chose to go there as in the past it was pretty much always hit and miss (mostly miss.) I just saw the Credistone road sign and made a left. Got to the front door and it was locked, I was going to walk away but I tapped on the glass. Women in her mid-thirties, soccer mom hairdo, with huge tits (and matching derriere) answered the door holding a vacuum cleaner and invited me in...I entered. Definitely not my type ( I prefer young EE's) but she had a decent face and a nice smile so I figured, what the fuck, I'm here now, seems like a nice chick, very friendly (I got a good imagination anyways.)

Started with a little pre-shower haggling, "Have I been here before?" "Yes" "What can I do for ya?" "The works" (I always say that...just trying to see what she's into, most places max out at BS or something to that affect but ya never know.) "Well, I don't know about the other girls but I charge $180." Obviously, were not talking about regular MP services so I opted for a treatment somewhere in the middle of her standards and a regular MPA’s. Jumped in the shower (it was clean with plenty of fresh towels and soap) and sat back and relaxed in a chair next to the table. Melanie walked in (I think that was her name) and her first question was, "Are you Scottish?" "Why?

 

[cheer583]

physically impossible to read

 

[fishbarn]

I think antaeus meant that your post is hard on the eyes.
Paragraphs or some sort of spacing would be nice.

 

[Leftfoot]

OK, read it all, that is one long paragraph.


The Coles notes version follows:

He went to Creditstone Spa, stayed with a hockey mom type MPA with big breasts and ass, paid less then $180 and left fairly happy after receiving some attention to his boys.

When he got into the car, a cop knocked on the window and questioned him for a few minutes, which ruined the overall experience.

He will stick to the licensed spas from now on...

Ps. he wants to know:
1 - anyone else has been questioned by the cops.
2 - if there are any MPs with hot EE MPAs and no cops.

 

[gravitate]

The readable version= Our intrepid hero was stopped upon exiting an establishment and given an improptu interrogation by a friendly neighbourhood agent of the constabulary.

This unnerved our hero, but he escaped none the worse for wear.

I did read it though, and the same thing happened to me coming out of a very reputable licenced place. It was only a by-law guy, but he did have a badge.

It was actually comical. The stuff the By-law dude said, and my responses were pretty funny.

It began like this:

BLG: "Hey do you know that place you just came out of was illegal?"

Remo: "Really? Why do they have a business licence over the door?"

BLG: "Ok. The place isn't illegal but what they do in there is illegal."

Remo: "Massages are illegal?"

BLG: "Well, not massages but extras."

Remo: "What's an extra?

BLG: "Come on you know, like Blow Jobs and stuff like that."

Remo: "They do that in there! Damn, the girl that massaged me was hot and she never offered me that! I want my money back!"

At that point, the By-law dude and his hottie female partner just smiled. The guy then told me that the place I came out of was ok but he then pointed to some of the other Asian places in the same plaza and told me to stay away from those or else I would get busted if I was lucky and and probably a shot of penicilin in my ass or worse if I wasn't.

I have to say, if it wasn't for my reading of massageplanet.net that whole experience would have made my soil myself. But a little knowledge really made it turn out ok.

BLG was fishing, frustrated at not being able to get into the MPs he's wanted to bust, and knew the places I was in wasn't worth hassling compared to the bigger fish in that particular pond.

Just stay cool, be polite and everything will be ok. Now if that were two uniformed cops with pistolas and flack jackets I probably wouldn't have been as much of a smart mouth.

 

[Pompal 09.]

so do you think that dude was just a bylaw guy fuckin' with me?

 

[Pows]

Not likely...

(btw...i do appreciate the 'Coles notes' version.)

 

[Dez]

It happens some where the cops stop you and ask a few questions. Some stories where the guys are on the table and the cops have knocked on the door. Sometimes they pull you over after you have driven away. If you stay cool, it seems that most often they just question you, then let you go. However, some unlucky guys have been charged when caught in the act at SCs and MPs. Consider it part of the adventure, timing is everything.