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Hello all.
My first post here. I have been lurking for a long time, but since I didn't go to a lot of massage parlors, I didn't have much to contribute.
So, after going through this thread, I decided to give Caty a try. Unfortunately, the woman who answered the call said only valerie was available (it was a sunday) so I booked Valerie anyway, cause I read nice things about her in this thread.
Walked to the place (it's about 15 minutes walking from where I live). Big woman answered the door. My first thought was "Jesus, please don't let her be Valerie" so I said "I had an appointment with Valerie" in french and she replied, also in french "I'm Valerie" and I said to myself "Fuck me like a goat!!"
But it was too late to back out because I didn't want to be an asshole.
Anyhow, after reading all the nice comments about Valeri, I had this image in my mind that she is a somewhat older woman who is nice looking. I got no problem with older woman. However, I got a big fat problem with women whose belly is so fat they look like they are pregnant. Now, if she was indeed pregnant then that would totally turn me on, but alas, the only thing her belly is impregnated with is fat. Lots of it.
I am not saying she is ugly, it's just that she is not my type at all.
Anyway, read on. I booked an hour on the phone, so I paid her 50$ then took a shower. The shower sucked!! I had a real hard time manipulating it. Turned it a tiny bit to the left and you got icy cold water. A tiny bit to the right and it burns like hell.
So, after struggling with the shower for awhile, I managed to wash myself a little bit then lied down on the table. I checked the cover and it looked like it hasn't been changed recently. There was stuff on it. hmm.
In came Valerie. We chit chatted a bit, talking about weather then about her country, Russia. She was friendly enough and seemed nice.
But her massages skills suck big time. For a good 45 minutes all she did was move her hands in seemingly random pattern on my back, without applying a lot of pressure. And she caressed my ass also, but without succeeding to arouse me. Then she massaged my legs and feet a little bit. All the while, I was being bored to tears.
Then, with 15 minutes left on the hour, she asked me to turn on my back and then asked "What do you want today?" I asked "What are your options" to which she replied with a combination of words and gestures "40$ for a handjob, 60$ - nude, 80$ - blowjob and 100$ for full service."
No way I was going to do a full service so I took the blowjob option. She then proceed to undress herself. And there came the big fat belly. I tried hard to ignore it. I sucked on her big tits. She had hard nipple which is the only redeemable quality so far. I sucked on them for awhile, but that big belly keep pushing me away. I also caressed her ass and pussy a lot.
It's sad to say that for being such a big woman, she almost got no ass. I have fondled nicer asses on small asian girls.
Although her massage skills range from mediocre to very poor, she does, however, have some mad oral skills. Mouth and tongue. No teeth. Didn't hurt a bit. Just lots of pleasure. I came within 5 minutes.
I struggled with the shower again.
Left her 80$. No extra tip.
The overall experience is just one big disappointment.
Even the good blowjob at the end couldn't make up for it. It was like watching a really boring low-budget horror flick. You go through 80 minutes of sleep-inducing scenes of stupid teenagers talking and walking and then running around screaming and then finally, in the end, someone got chopped up real good and the movie is over. The good part comes just too late and is too little.
Repeat: not with Valerie. I may try Caty in the future, but for the moment, this place left me a bad impression. Not going there again soon.