I'm surprised this thread has come so far without touching upon the modest but reliable Fang Fang on Danforth Rd. a tad east of Birchmount. Even with the departure of the stellar Chi-Chi, FF offers clean, basic premises, reasonably attractive Asian attendants, skilled Shiatsu and Chinese massage--although you need 45 minutes for therapy to have any effect--and a fair to enthusiastic HJ all for $30. I'm not sure a good experience can come any cheaper than this.