Clinique Yanzhe 2133 St. Urbain (514) 691-3380

[StEpHaNy]

Oliver,first of all,english is my second language,secondly,even in french,I'm not really good at writing,you might have found out.Voltaire I m not.Does that mean I 'm not entitled to my opinion?Third;I 've read many french posts on eforum.xxx so far,not as many as english,but quite a few.Let's not make this a language issue please,leave it to politicians.No I've never been at Sophie.I've had many session where I paid 55$ and was cut short 10/15 mins:Roxolana,VIP,even Isis ,but at least Mila fixed this with me,btw she's the only pm manager who you can fix those things with.All the others do the deaf ear.At least all the ones I have seen so far.The swith thing,girls attitude problems,greediness,and overall lack of respect towards clients is IMO totally UNACCEPTABLE!How can you go patronize someone who lies to you?Would you keep seeing a lawyer who lies to you?A doctor?Dentist?Every day I read horror stories on ether eforum.xxx or MM.I can't believe guys are still patronizing Pm with questionable attitude and lack of respect toward clients.The fact that my post ended up in this thread is because I 've read a few bad posts here,and I was fed up,it's nothing against sophie's place particularly.So what I 'm saying basically guys is that it's ok to post about a bad session here,but before you do at least complaint to the mp or even,as I said stop patronizing them.Oliver good for you if you can get away with 10$ tip,but in my case,it never happened,I always tip standard,when satisfied,and no I'm not cheap.Ciao!

 

[The Chokey]

Hi Oliver,as I said in preceeding post,my complaints were not directed at Sophie's precisely but toward the whole industry at large,and especially the bad apples.There are many mp's out there who ask 55/60 $ for an hour,do they offer better service than the 50$ ones?Not sure.I agree with you this complaint was wrongly placed,but I did post similar comments on other thread,to wich you have answer.The point I 'm trying to get across is simply to stop accepting being screwed up.WE are the ones keeping this whole industry alive and in some cases making mp's wealthy,so we have a lot to say,let's stop being pushed around by some dubious individuals.Beign screwed by someone who asks 50 + an hour is,once again UNACCEPTABLE!!!I usually leave an mp 80/100$ short in my wallet,that's a lot of $$$.almost a days work.So I want to be treated with respect,as I 'm always very respectful,is that too much ask?It make me sick when I read some posts about guys having to deal down some ugly,bad attitude,greedy mp's whose sole objective is to empty one's wallet as quick as possible.I might try Sophie's place in the near future.Peace.

 

[[killer]kelli.(:]

First of all,my english's not that good,but once again I will try to get my point across.Where, in all my previous posts, did I even mention or even made allusion that my intention going to an mp was to have sex????Uh where???If you read closely buddy,you'll see that I'm referring to the ''switching girls thing",cleanlinees(or lack of it),people who do not respect the time(pay for one hour,get 45 ,mins.),greedeeness;girls who ask 40-50$ for hj!Bad attitude even before a word is said,non respect of the hour(show up on time,but the mp will be ready in 20 mins) ect...Now a few words about me:I'm a very clean guy,always taking a shower at home before, then at salon,ponctual,fairly good looking,well mannered,dress elegantly,NEVER LAY A FINGER ON ANY MP,always say "vous" instead of "tu"to everyone involved,never cheap;always tip according to standard.And FYI a good therapeutic sweedish massage toped off by a simple hj usually does it for me.I rarely ask or ecxpect more than that.Now to imply that I'm cheap,and excpect all kinds of things is all wrong from you.You don't know me,don't judge me.I always act like a gentleman and things don't always go right for me,acting like gentleman dosen't mean you will be treated as such in return.And once again FYI,I made Milla(ISIS Manager)'s top 10 clients list,that means I'm in her "white book".Go to MM and see the standards she set for such ''book'' and you will see:gentleman behaviour,cleanliness,ponctuality,respect for the girls ect...So please think twice before judging other hobbyists.Now if you like being screw up and are accepting it as "part of the game" that's your thing,but not everyone is that tolerant towards incompetance and malhonnetete(I don't know the english term for that word,sorry).Once again I do attend places like Absolu where the only thing you get is a honest to god service and very good soothing massage,I usually leave a good tip,even if no extras are given.And they respect me there.Nuff said.Bye.

 

[nmccune73]

Oliver,I wasn't talking about you accusing me,but Man About Town.You got to admit that he makes some insinuations towards me.I'm definetly not a dirty sexual harrasser disrespectful hog.I'm all the opposite of that,and I felt he was accusing me with is insinuations,that's why I felt like defending me.I hope I got my point across once and for all.Gentleman behavior doesn't mean you'll be respected by all mp's,believe me.I'm not into the sp,escort,hooker hobby,but into massotherapy,and when I go to an mp,that's what I want.Now if some of you are ready to put up with bad attitude and lousy service(didn't mention no sexual options) that's ok,but not me.Like Man about Town said respect is a two way street,unfortunately some do not live by that rule.And once again I never push the girl's limit,many girls even said to me that I was a "dream client" wishing to see more cute gentleman like me.I understand some of the girls frustrations,but these are not my fault and problems.If they don't like their jobs they can always quit,and go work in a factory at minimum wage.The only thing I regret about my comments is that I posted them in the wrong thread,should have posted in 100 sations.Ciao!

 

[Kayla V]

Whoops! I mean I should have posted in I deal $$$ante's thread.sorry.

 

[Missa]

Yup and I think I found such a place:L'Absolu on St-Laurent.And to think that they don't even offer sexual options tells you a lot about my hobby's priority,I hope.But they do offer many ingredinets to a successful session;beautiful,polite,nice and respectful girls with genuine massotherapy talents,cleanliness,showers,ect...and when you pay for 60 mins(55$) you get 60 mins.And if you book with Caroline at 6 o'clock,you get there at 6 o'clock,Caroline will be there to greet you with a beautiful smile.Not Marylin or Evelyn ,although very nice girls too.You see, this has nothing to do with connecting or not with an mp.Even though they don't offer options I still leave tip, according to service,that has been very good so far.It just bugs me when I call for an apointment,get there on time,show up clean,act like a true gentleman,ect...and still get treated like an asshole,and gets cheated and abuse by some greedy mp's that seems to think that we owe them the world.I spoted some of those places and you bet I won't return.I don't mind having to pay 100$ if the sevice is good,I'm no cheapo.Have a nice day.

 

[alexapretty]

So I got an appt in a few hours with Maki....but the way things look, she's being booked like crazy and I won't be surprised if someone goes with an appt and takes my place...

I am getting there a bit early...

 

[/\//\//\]

Hey guys

Alright, so I went for my Sunday afternoon appt at this place with Maki.

I rang the doorbell twice and down comes racing that Chinese guy everyone finds weird (as do I...read on).

So he asks me if I called him, I'm like yea and made an appt with Maki also. He says ok and leads me to one of the rooms in the back. He starts changing the cover paper of the table and asks me how much time I want. I said one hour. He hesitated at first but finally agreed. I gave him the 50 bucks and undressed and waited on the table for Maki.

5 mins go by and she didn't show. Door opens and in peaks the Chinese guy. Now I am buck naked on the table, and he's talking to me, slightly uncomfortable. He asks me if I did call him (again). I told him yes, who my name was that I left at booking time and that I had booked Maki.

5 more mins go by and he opens the door again. He says that there was a bit of confusion and that he will give me a 45 mins special instead for 40 bucks. I argued that I asked for an hour. He said he was sorry and that he would refund my 10 bucks right away and he WALKS RIGHT IN THE ROOM.

Hello?!?! I am buck naked dude...he comes up to me, gives me a 10 and starts tapping me on the shoulder apologizing! This guy is CREEPY. Anyways, I didn't wanna argue at the time about pricing and time considering it was already uncomfortable enough. He said she would be in a bit.

Finally, Maki walked in and I was hoping she could ease my troubles with the MP away with her massage. She was so happy I chose as her my masseuse, like a schoolkid being happy that he/she wasn't picked last on a team in his/her Phys Ed class.

Anyways, massage was awesome and just as described in previous posts, nothing short of.

She helped me dress at the end and I walked out. As I was walking, I looked for the Chinese guy but nowhere to be found...oh well, wanted to haggle at least with my clothes on!

Repeat? Probably not... The MP is disorganized with scheduling and Maki seemed more like a thrill for me rather than a repeat possibility.

 

[Beastly]

thanks to the good write ups i tried Maki today...not to sound redundant but it aligns with everyone's comments. Same confusion with the asian guy (double booking) however I managed to get Maki. For $40/45min she provided massage with kissing all over, stayed on my stomach for about 15 minutes while she kissed by butt, and back, during this she let me feel her under that long black dress (nice body). After 15 minutes I flipped and stood up, we started hugging/kissing...eventually she laid on the table and i had DATY followed by french kissing (she wiped my lips before kissing me), then i got back onto the table and she licked my balls and performed BBBJ...i was ready to bust so i advised her, she then stopped the BBBJ and started french kissing me...then it was 'game over'. Overall a great experience that i recommend to all. I only tipped $20, this way the next guy doesn't have to drop $50 for a similar service (trying to start a low tipping format, ha!).

 

[Macks]

OK, we all agree that Miki is one in a million.

But what other girls are working here these days?

Sherry and Monica are gone. Cici has been reviewed, and not too favorably, it seems. But there must be a couple of other girls working here. Has anyone seen Lydia? Any other girls that can be reviewed?

 

[camcam]

I stopped by a couple of weeks ago for my Miki fix. The usual satisfaction followed. Unfortunately she mentioned that she will be going to China soon. She said that she would be coming back but who knows? If she leaves there will be no one to replace her. The next time I call for an appointment I'll take one for the team and try Lydia. If Miki's not there that is

PS: If anyone calls or goes by and Miki is gone, PM me. I don't want to insult Miki by taking someone else when she is there. She's too sweet.

 

[verscharren]

DATY AND BBJ from Miki ???
Not that I doubt your words Saladin but I've been several times with Miki, I agree on the YMMV thing but what did you do to have her performing such extras at no cost???

 

[Pompal 09.]

karybou, i tell the truth about Maki; it is true that YMMV, maybe she was in a good frame of mind...i feel sorry for her though, she could be making more $$$ if she had more back-bone (and if the asian guy was more balanced and had business sense).
Oliver, i agree with the 2 schools of thought, this was my 1st visit and i had read that the tips were not required/mandatory, since i will never go back i figured that i would only drop $20. My school of thought is that $60 is tax free so for 45 minutes it is still good (bench-marking required of cours)...

 

[A Man]

thanks for both replies....I'll go there again soon I guess...but the very idea of facing weirdo-man again is a downer in itself.....

 

[Ronda]

I've never posted before, so bear with me. Went to see Maki yesterday and had absolutely no problem. The office guy IS a little wierd, but the appointment went as scheduled. I'm 58 and husky and no Tom Cruise, but I'm clean and respectful and a gentleman. Maki was sweet but I was not offered all the services that some of you studs were in spite of the fact I tipped her $20 before the session.

She allowed me light touch but nothing more. She did allow kissing, but when I asked if I could massage her she said no. No BJ either although I didn't ask or push the issue. Maybe there was a little problem communicating in english.

All in all a very nice experience and BTW she is only going to China for vacation sommetime in November.

 

[gregtheripper]

Hello,

so I went there very recently and here are my impressions. I booked for one hour with Miki at 9. When I got there, I was greeted by that Chinese guy who was talking on one cell phone with a client. That guy also wanted Miki for a little bit later, like 9:30... I was scared he would cut me short so he can make place for the other guy. Anyway, the deal he got was with another girl named Susan if I am right (he says about the same age, built as Miki) for the first 15-30 min, then Miki will take it from there after finishing me off...

I had to wait about 5 minutes in the massaging room with the weird guy who collected the money... then he went out and I took off my clothes, except boxers. Oh yeah, it's my first time there too so was not too sure of what to do. I didn't want to be like one of you guys and ended buck naked with that weird fellow coming in all the time. When Miki came in, she had that smile on her face, and I knew it was her. She then asked me who referred me and I said "a friend" and she was very happy to hear that. The only "disappointment" was that she was different from what I had imagined (somehow, I pictured a schoolgirl type of girl with that little voice), but I told myself that she needs to be stronger to give me a good massage! The massage started and we did a little chitchat and yes, she is very friendly. The massage felt very good with the oil. She asked me if it was okay to touch it "down there", that is near my ass, and of course, I didn't mind. Then she kissed me all over my back and ears. It was good! Next, she gave me that super soft massage where her fingers barely touches my skin and that sent shockwaves thru my body.

So... turning around time. Again, she asked me if it was fine to touch my Johnny. No problem. She did a little massage, licked my nipples and then it was handjob time. Mmm, I must say that's where it got bad for me. I was hard but it didn't feel that great, too much lube and her grip was not strong enough. When she got it right, I told her "that is great", but I don't think she could hear me, too busy moaning. Haha... so the conclusion, didn't cum. She was really sad that it didn't work. She said she wanted to make me happy, to make all her clients happy. Well, I told the truth, that it didn't bother me that much that I didn't cum, the massage was great. She kept apologizing... to the point that I started to feel bad! Anyway, she then helped me get dressed and I proceeded to the door. Then I heard her say something: "You forgot my tip". Oh... after reading these posts, I thought that she never asks for them. What have I done wrong? I didn't get that any extra service (I did touch her legs and butt - through her granny panties... turnoff. And no, she didn't get naked or anything, which I didn't mind but I think it may have helped me with my shortcumings!). Surprised, I opened my wallet, took out a 5 dollars bill, took another 5 from my jeans pocket... so I tipped her $10 in total. She didn't seem that happy. And I said bye and she said bye.

Mmm, so it appears that she is asking for tips now. She probably knows she's popular and can ask for more money. That sort of gave me a bad feeling for the whole experience -> Her reaction when she got that $10 wasn't too good. Well, that's my story here.

 

[MyLILJohhny]

I always remember watching the in-room movie at The Conrad Hong Kong...and this greedy Charlie Chan character giving language lessons, rubbing his chin in greed and saying "Chin...Money!".

No cumming...no pre-arranged deal as to pricing...no tipping.

Where's my tip? Hmmm...I have a few -- "Don't deal with personal financial planners"..."Avoid Northwest Airlines"..."Stay clear of pit bulls"...

 

[RebekkaWillinger]

After reading this entire thread, I have yet to find a description of Mikki. Can someone help me out? How old is she?

 

[danielle Z]

She is about 25yo (although asians are hard to call); 5.7, slim, b-cups, medium length dark brown hair; wears a long black dress; i agree that the underwear is not very sexy; weaks flip flops; nice clear face, small mouth and lips, she is not in great shape but still skinny....hope that this helps

 

[Pompal 09.]

Great review, Oliver, as always.

We've had many reviews on Miki, but has anyone seen any of the other girls here lately???