color map of boystown, courtesy of Cool Beans

[pugswifey]

I don't help my bitch out, other than to keep her supplied with lipstick, K-Mart sun dresses, pink plastic high heels, and take the money while she takes the cock.

 

[man darin]

If I was your bitch you would have helped me out with dah Spell Checker you previously mentioned. Certainly shows you to be true to form. ANAL

 

[Ras Zero]

I'v bee there about twenty times since my buddy got extorted and never had any problems since. Even when there were hummer convoys rolling down the street with mounted machine guns. When we got nailed that first time we made the miskake of going there at like noon. First off the place was like a ghost town during the day. Second we were four gringos standing there figureing were to go next all alone and isolated. Two pick up trucks pulled up and four cops jumped out like gangbusters. We were not drunk at all and no we were not acting like assholes. I have experience in third world countries and new they were just looking for a bribe. That is the beauty of third world if you are ever doing something wrong money will fix everything short of murder and even then it depends on who you murder. I dont mean to sound like an asshole but it is the truth. And no I havent murdered anyone but I have seen a guy get hacked up horribly with a machete in Costa Rica and the guy who did the hacking was free a day later. The poor other guy lost an arm and the use of the other. It was amazing to me he didnt bleed to death.

 

[POTUS]

Well, that's good enough for me.

My post was true, but I don't have a single doubt that Coolbeans and Joe Driver got jacked up. I think that along with that, and the fact that there's drug trouble down there now, in excess, I'll find some place else to hang out.

That won't be hard, since half of Mexico is in Dallas and a lot of them are brown women. I stood next to one in the post office yesterday, in the line, talked to her although she had all the rings, and got a throbbing hard-on for my trouble. She was a beauty.

Not too long ago the Dallas Police busted a bunch of Mexicans, planted sheetrock dust on them, and no one else bothered to analyze it, big surprise, and the poor Mexicans rotted in jail for weeks or months before the scandal broke and they were set free, probably without so much as an I'm sorry from anyone. I didn't keep up with the news, but I think only one scapegoat got punished, and the rest probably got promoted.

If I'm fucked up in my understanding of the incident, correct me if you know about it. Of course, a lot of coarse shit goes on, because money corrupts, and everyone from Barney Fife to George Bush is on the take.

So I guess if we go to Mexico, and they fuck with us, there's some kind of convoluted justice working there, in a backhanded way. I feel very lucky to have squirted cum from Baja to the Yucatan and never got the smackdown.

Anyway, there's so many fucking Asians and Russians and Latins and everything else here, there's not much reason to travel to get the slanty tan pussy that I like so much, anymore, unless you just like the low-rent shithole atmosphere, as I do. But from now on I'll shut my eyes and pretend. I'm serious.

 

[dryphi]

You're my bitch, and everyone knows it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

There is a hierarchy upon which humanity and society are built on, most noteble are the food lines in prison.

Can someone direct me to the smell checker!!!! I guess if I was anal I could cut and paste but I don't go there.

 

[DeathClub.]

I was robbed by Nuevo Laredo police about 6 years ago. I was walking down the sidewalk heading towards the Horseshoe Bar, when these Nuevo Laredo cops spotted me, a white gringo, walking down the sidewalk. They rounded the block, and drove up to me, and ordered me to get into their car. I did. They drove me out to the middle of nowhere, so that there would be no witnesses, and they told me to give them $50, or they would take me to jail, and that "I would have lots of problems." I gave these crooked Nuevo Laredo police bastards $50, and they drove me back to where they picked me up, and dropped me off. They were very relaxed about this. I could tell they had done this many times before. I view this as part of "paying your taxes" so to speak, when you go to Mex. I still go to Mex, but it's risky dealing with their crooked police bastards. It's just part of Mex. That's how I view it.

 

[Belie]

Your insults are weak and juvenile, and don't address the inane nature of your previous comments. But thanks for using the spell checker this time.

"shreaded" ?? There are free programs in every city that attempt to help the illiterate. Look into it.

Don't address any future comments to me. There is a hierarchy upon which humanity and society are built, and I occupy a level that will never be attainable to you or your ilk.

 

[Master Blader]

Exactly. You are a moron but with reason. Read what AIDS is and what it stands for. In your case it will harbor itself in your shreaded asshole or your freshly brushed and (scratched gums) and in time attack the weakest part of your body. (in your case that would be the brain) Again read how AIDS works. No need to explain any more, this is published stuff. Don't believe the other guys in the soup line with you! SHIT I probably served you your free turkey dinner today! Except for that slurpy of a cum wad you got in the back alley. Did yah wash it down with a beer? or just another queer. (2) slurpees maybe three.... HAH HAH See yah

 

[loves james]

I believe this did really happen to Cool Beans. Below is a copy of his post describing the incident. I believed this happened to him sometime in 2003. I'm guessing on that.

Reprint of Cool Beans post:
DANGER - STAY AWAY FROM NUEVO LAREDO AND BOYS TOWN !!!

CROOKED COPS ROBBED ME TWICE LAST NIGHT !! YOU'RE NEXT !!

I've been going to Nuevo Laredo Boys Town for years. Heck, I'm
Cool Beans, maker of the map and avid monger, but I won't be back.
If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away, too.

I showed up at about midnight on Friday. There are lots of people
around, so I decide to walk down Street Zero to finish mapping the
last few places. I get stopped by a Boys Town cop who tells me I
can't take a piss there. I tell him I didn't take a piss, I was
just walking. He searched me, took my wallet and counted the money.

He tells me that drugs are illegal in Mexico. I told him that I
don't take drugs and I don't have any. He pulls some kind of pipe
out of his pocket and says I'm going to prison. I try to stay calm
and ask him if I can just "pay the fine" to him, but my $160 isn't
enough to satisfy this cornholer of goats and children. Then one of
his butt buddies shows up and they haul me of to the Boys Town
slammer. I know they're just shaking me down, but it's still scary
as hell. They take me into a back room and strip search me. They
don't find anything.

They tell me since it's a weekend I'll be in jail for three days
before I can go before a judge. They let me stew in the cell for
about an hour, occasionally coming over to talk to me. The amount
$800 keeps coming up in the conversation. I finally tell them OK,
but I have to go to an ATM machine.

They give me back my wallet, with everything taken out of it but
the credit cards, and then "Johnny" shows up. Johnny is not a
cop, but he is going to escort me down to the ATM at the Pemex on
Anahuac and Monterrey streets. They still have my ID, my keys, my
phone, and wallet contents.

But wait, it gets worse. Me and Johnny walk out of the compound
and head South on Monterrey. We don't get 50 feet before we are
pulled over by Nuevo Laredo city cops. I'm wondering if maybe
they will help me, but instead they throw me and Johnny up against
their pig-up truck and search us.

One goes through my wallet and asks where the money is. This
stinking piece of shit never even bothered to pretend like he was
charging me with a crime. He just wanted to rob me. Right about
now I'm praying God will bless the gangs that have been giving
these worthless wastes of body odor what they so richly deserve.

They make us climb in the back of the truck and drive me to an
ATM. Johnny tells me that they'll let me go for $150, but I
still need the $800 for the Boys Town cops. From my debit card
I get 4000 pesos. My credit cards don't have PINs, and I'm
sweating bullets.

I give Johnny 1500 pesos, and he goes outside to deal with the
dog-fucking Nuevo Laredo's finest. At this point I shove $1000
pesos in my pants, since I figure the monkey-suckers will want
it all, and I'll be in bad shape if I go back to the BT jail
broke. But they drive off, and Johnny motions me back outside.

As we leave, a horn honks, and it's one of the Boys Town cops.
Johnny tells him that he watched me and I took out all I could.
We drive back to Boys Town and they take me in the back room for
the final negotiations in private. They pretend to give me stern
warnings, and take all of my money except 100 pesos for the
taxi and a $20 for "gas". How thoughtful. They don't search me
again, so I get to keep the 1000 pesos in my pants. I finally get
my stuff back. They put me in a cab and Johnny waves as I drive off.

Final tally is a little over $400 paid to these chicken-rapers,
just for walking down the fucking street. Forget the map.
Forget whether "Hollywood Gentlemen's Club" is TS or not. I don't
fucking care. I'm staying in America to enjoy reading the news
stories of the street violence in Nuevo Laredo. I hope things heat
up again there real soon.

Don't be a victim. Don't go back to that gangster town, and
warn others about it. I say leave that whole fucking city to
those enema suckers who put their wives and daughters out on
the street for a few bucks.

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

The man is right.

But if someone is reading this thread who's not familiar with NLBT, then look at the map in the first post. Or below this post.

The problem areas are as follows, and mostly apply to the wee hours.

Upper right hand corner, walking around from Street One to the Marabu.

Upper left hand corner.

Street Three if it is late and you're alone.

Street Two if it is very late, and you are a lone newbie.

I don't follow my own advice, I go where I want, when I want. Someday I will probably suffer for it. Don't be like me. I am stupid. I almost always monger by myself, because I've had too many guys pussy out on me and want to quit early, get drunk and need a babysitter, etc., etc. One guy put a pistol in his boot, if he'd been searched I'd probably be a permanent resident at the worst address in Mexico.

If you don't know how to protect your watch and your wallet, you may get relieved of them on Street Three, especially if you are walking by a transie bar and find yourself surrounded by grabbing ladyboys trying to get you to come in their bar.

For that matter, you are even more likely to get your pocket picked when those toothless fucking hags start grabbing at you in front of the 1-2-3 on Street One.

You don't really want to hang around the local bars on Front Street, although you're not likely to have trouble unless you're looking for it. I have been in all those bars, no problem. But Mexicans are sensitive about guys eyeballing their women, and Americans tend to gawk... a recipe for trouble.

But if you don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T.

The street in in front of the Marabu is best avoided late at night, as the map legend says, if there are only one or two of you.

It's usually OK anywhere in BT, but sometimes groups of local punks hang around in the out of the way areas, and in groups so they have enough guts to accost a lone monger.

I have picked up so-called "door girls" or "room girls" in the Siete Negro and the La Cosita, on Back Street. Older ones who didn't have the shitty attitude of the young ones.

I remember one in her thirties who let me do anything I wanted to her for as long as I wanted to, for twenty bucks, and she didn't seem to even care about the money.

I gave her a good butt and thigh spanking, fucked her asshole, pinched her nipples really hard, spanked her pussy, she even got me to smack the bottoms of her feet with a dowel from a pants-hanger.

She licked my ass like there was no tomorrow, until I had to make her stop. What a freak. Unfortunately, I could never find her again, but that's the way it is with whores, here today, gone tomorrow.

I think she wanted to get pregnant by a gringo, but I declined her invitation to fuck her pussy bareback. The fact that she had a drawer full of rubbers was a tipoff.

BTW, use rubbers, boys. I tempted fate for years, and got lucky. I don't do that anymore, although I still like bareback blow jobs. I buy those little sample mouthwashes from the bins in the drugstore, pocket a couple, and make them use it before sucking me off. I believe it is effective if it contains alcohol, like Listerine.

Take your own condoms. Those that the health dept. gives to the girls are so thick they would protect your dick from bullets.

If I were you, I would avoid the taco stands that some mongers swear by, that's just my opinion. Figure it out for yourself. Eat before you go, but if you must eat, and the hour is reasonable, there's a kitchen in Papagayo at the lower end of the building, map-wise.

That's where the whores usually eat, and the girl who cooks won't ask for money, but be a good guy and throw her a five. Not a couple of bucks, a five, you cheap-charlie mother-fuckers. No guarantees, but I have eaten there a few times. It's just rice and beans, but any port in a storm, and you don't have to leave the building.

Do not be paranoid of the transie bars. They are entertaining unless you are a redneck homophobe. The floor shows on the weekends used to be amusing. You will not get your dick sucked or anything else unless you pay for it.

Yes, some of the shemales are thieves, but so are some of the girls. In my experience, most of the girls and lady-boys are pretty honest, more so than mongers, probably, as a group. They are just people.

Keep in mind that I haven't been to NLBT in a few years, and things change. I am way overdue for a trip this summer. If anyone wants to add anything, or correct me on anything, feel free.

I'm adding a google earth pic so you can see why some of the lonely corners are to be avoided if you are green, and weren't we all at one time.

 

[luvezlife]

Dirrently?? WTF??

What eggs, moron?? Transsexuals don't have eggs!! You are a goose!! Lay another one!!

Excuse me, I have to go "bruch" my toofies.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Click on the egg!

 

[nplogd00114]

I do the normal stuff with the normal girls. Aids does not have to enter dirrently into the blood stream. A tear or break in the skin or rectum lining can harbor infectious things that break down the immune system. Then manifest. Ask you doctor how sperm breaks down the eggs immune system.

He would be better off swallowing the stuff unless he has an open break in the skin. Could be why they advise not to bruch teeth before oral sex.

 

[ILuvAnimals]

I don't think he takes it. He puts it en las putas. Como yo.

 

[Leigh]

Well said And on another note I have been there by myself drunk as hell at 3-4 in the morning and was not messed with. I do not recommend this being Im 6-1 and 330 pounds but if you carry yourself right and give a little respect it will go miles down there.

 

[JoHannes(2)]

De acuerdo, Senor.

 

[Midnight Rider]

In my experience, which is admittedly extensive, they only target people for extortion who are acting like assholes. Believe it or not, Mexicans are raised to think that good manners are paramount, even though their macho side sometimes overrules that tendency.

They don't particularly care if you have a sheath on your belt, many truck drivers do, but if you insult someone, even a whore, they will use that for an excuse to jack you up.

They don't particularly want to fuck with people who go over there and act decently. After all, they don't want to kill the goose who lays the golden egg. Extortion will never make up for the lost tourist dollars for a bad reputation, and the powers that be won't tolerate it.

I have been there hundreds of times... I went every week or two for eight years, business related, and have been going there since I was a teenager, which is a long time ago. I never had a problem, never got pickpocketed, never got jacked up in any way. That's because I know how to act, and I don't get drunk and careless.

Lots of guys go to border towns and get drunk, get loud, get rough with a girl, insult people, piss on the sidewalk. Manners mean everything, even though you will encounter people in that environment who don't have any.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no angel. I have recently gone off on a foreigner and called him everything but a human being. And I do mean everything.

But I did not do it on foreign soil, I did it in my own city, in Texas. And I have a concealed carry permit, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

BTW, he was not from Mexico... I like Mexicans. However, there are some that look a bit like Mexicans who I don't care for, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

When you are in Mexico, you are a guest. Act like one. Call other men Senor, and treat the whores with respect. After all, you are sticking your cock inside their body openings. Who knows, they may return the favor.

I mean respect, not sticking things inside your body openings, but some of them will probably do that too if you want them to.

The countries where you have no respect for the people and their customs, stay out of. I do.

 

[MikeE]

Keep taking it up the ass then. I stay clear the boy bars your fond of.

 

[Panacea]

I saw a post that coolbeans was extorted by two different sets of cops. a set in boystown arrested him and had a guy take him to an atm. On the way to the atm another set greased him for more cash......Did this really happen? If so when? I had a friend get arrested ther the first time we went. ended up costing us $100 bucks to get him out. He had a leatherman on his belt. Lesson learned the expensive way.

 

[Nirvana Boy]

That's highly questionable, and has no basis in logic. Please state a consultable reference.

That makes no more sense than the statement to me by a rural black man that hogs have no veins. As if the animal was not a mammal with a circulatory system like all mammals. Just an example that occured to me when I was looking for an analogy to a nonsense statement.

I'm not being critical, but can you 'splain to me just how that works? Anyway, it would be impossible for a significant amount of seminal fluid to enter the blood thru a rectal tear, since the exposed blood vessels have positive pressure in them due to the heart beating.

I suppose that a large amount of semen injected into the vein of a person would have an detrimental effect on the immune system, but so would water if the volume were sufficient. Or any other fluid, for that matter.

How about gasoline, or hot sauce, or piss or pussy juice? See whut I means, 'Rastus? If I inject a quart of cum into your bloodstream, yes, but not the small amount that would result if I butt-fucked you, even though I shoot a large hot creamy load.