Craziest State Laws(10-1)

[jinjafey]

greatpost

 

[Michaela B]

Holy Crackers :shock1: A bit picky now, arent they?

 

[Chewyrite]

great post

 

[FeAtHeRs+me=love!]

It's illegal to hunt whales in Kansas?

 

[caffsans]

Number TEN: Arkansas, for the following law(s):

1. It is illegal to mispronounce the word "arkansas" while in the state of Arkansas.



Number NINE: Florida for the following law(s):

1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
6. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
7. It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday.
8. It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine.
9. It is illegal for a woman to bungie jump naked on Sunday before midday.

Number EIGHT: Tennessee for the following law(s):

1. It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.
2. Driving is not to be done while asleep.
3. It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
4. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m.
5. It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

Number SEVEN: New Mexico for the following law(s):

1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
2. It has been outlawed for people to dance around a Sombrero.

Number SIX: Nebraska for the following Law(s):

1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

Number FIVE: Mississippi for the following Law(s):

1. If an individual leaves his residence, or place of business, without the direct intent of injuring (killing) someone, they can not be tried for any offence.

(holy crap O_O)

Number FOUR: Massachusetts for the following Law(s)

1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. (LMAOOO!)
5. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

Number THREE: Maine for the following Law(s):

1. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
2. You may not step out of a plane in flight.
3. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

Number TWO: Kansas for the following law(s)

1. It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
2. In Wichita, at the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, all motorists are required to stop at the intersection, exit their vehicles, and fire three shotgun rounds, before continuing on their way.
3. It is illegal to hunt whales.

AND FINALLY, NUMBER ONE!: Alabama, for this long list of extremely ridiculous laws:

1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
2. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
3. Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
4. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
5. You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
6. Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
7. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
8. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.