Intro and 1st FR: How to not spend heaps of money yet not be cheap: for those who don't earn in lacs and still want to enjoy a piece of this cake
Hello Gentlemen,
I have been reading this forum for the almost a year and have learnt a lot from your experiences. That's how I was confidently able to walk into sb/db and do what needs to be done without giving out the impression that I am doing this for the first time. I guess its time I share my experiences so it may help others like me.
I am not regular monger, I do it once a month or once in 2 months. I have explored S@i D and others in Nerul, also a couple of joints around APMC and a few dbs in Panvel. S@i D was disgusting - the sb section, went there only once .. a small shabby room, packed with people, very unhygenic, never went there again. I love db's .. the environment, the music, lights, girl . . its amazing .... however I am not a big spender as my earnings are modest .. so now I stick to sb's as I can get a decent girl to sit next to me and I can touch her and grope her for 20-30mins for 500-700 bucks. After exploring a few places, I stuck with M@yu# Sanpada.
Prices here are -
- Beer 600/700 (I usually don't do beers outside coz then I have to pee after every 5 mins literally and travelling or going back home becomes a problem, coz I never stop at just 1 beer)
- Whisky - RC - 400-450 for 60ml and Thumpsup 300, which is a bit pricey (so instead I order a quarter for which they charge 750 something and 300 for Thumps Up - so in 1k i am sorted for drinks and even if the girl wants to drink, i offer it from my bottle only)
Choosing the right girl: When you first sit down - many girls will come and stand around your table - these will be aunties, guaranteed you won't like any of them - also be careful in making a quick decision - the lights are very dim there and you've just come from outside - your eyes still havent adjusted and you can't see properly - give your eyes at least a good 5-10 mins before you start picking girls. So just ignore the aunties, and keep looking. The good looking young girls at M@yur usually just keep sitting at empty tables, occasionally they'll do one pass around the floor - they wont be standing near your table to get your attention - its your job to look out for them - and the moment you spot someone you like - just ask the waiter to get her. Also you can go to the washroom and look for girls while going to and coming back from washroom.
Also, can't rely on the coatwalas to get you a good girl incase you ask him to get one for you if you can,t find one yourself. He is likely to get you some auntie who still hasn't had her boney. You can try sticking a 100/200 note in his hand and ask him to bring a hot girl, if he still gets someone you dont like - then your loss.
Getting a girl to sit next to you - 500 (this is no written rule, you can always give more but less than this would be considered insulting and they'll look down upon you - you don't want that, you want them to want you) for this amount you can touch them fondle them, put hand inside blouse/shirt .. also some (not all) girls will allow you to finger, but they will surely expect more than 500. Never seen anyone give BJ in M@yur but have seen a few do HJs. I personally have never gotten a HJ here, I dont like doing it in public places, I prefer privacy.
Girls may ask you order red bull/juice/cold drink for them - it costs 500 and will be included in your bill - the girl will get a cut of out it later - its totally upto you, if you are willing to spend, go for it - it makes the girl think that you are in for fun and can spend and are not here just loitering to get the cheapest deal. I personally have never entertained that request - instead I offer the girl a drink from my RC quarter or offer to buy some snack food (chips, pakodas, veg salad, etc) which both of us can enjoy.
I always pay the girl 500 upfront - as soon as she sits down. It makes them comfortable and they open up easily. You can also pay them later but then they remain reserved and worried as to how much you are gonna pay them and might stop you from putting your hands in their pants. Normally after about 30 mins I am done with the girl and ask her to go. Sometimes they ask for more money - if I think she was worth it I give 100/200 more or if not then I deny politely - making an excuse as to have limited cash- have to tip waiters and all.
If I like the girl - as in she is good looking and can talk nicely - is entertaining - then after 30 mins I pull out another 500 and give it to her .. and once you are in the second stage - you can see the girl really opening up.
Waiters Tips: I have a standard rule - I give them 200 and ask them to split between themselves - the coatwala and waiter. I never tip waiters in advance as they will again ask for tips while you leave. I also keep a 50 for the Doorman. NEVER DISAPPOINT ANYONE AT THESE PLACES - YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL NEED THEIR HELP.
Taking a girl out: Entry 600
Room 500
Girl - 2000 to 5000+
If you really like someone and want to take her out - ask the coatwaala for entry. First make your deal with the girl - how much time, services, price. Once you have spoken to her, ask the coatwala for entry. They'll charge 600 for entry. Sometimes you can ask the girl for her phone number and meet her out directly, But I prefer to go via the organisation as if something goes wrong, these people will help you out. They have made all the arrangements and paid off the right officials so that you wont have to come across any problem. They send you to a nearby Hotel - which is very decent - clean sheets and clean toilets. Pay 500 at the counter for the room there and pay the girl in the room.
After typing all this, I wanna go out again today - only if the rains stop !!