Shraavan
Reviewer
@CaptainPathetic Sir. I think you are exerting inflationary pressures on the mongering economic sector.FR - Season 1, Episode 5: Shabari
The chaos of Shiravane gaon, the 45 mins wait of BBMK outside Kishore, the humidity, my restlessness sucked all my energy and made my armpits all waterfall. I didn’t fucking want to travel long to other DB/OB.
So we had to settle somewhere else in the lane itself. BBMK dances good so Deepika DB Coatwala’s request could now be fulfilled. Could have tried Dassil DB, but didn’t want to risk BBMK’s company.
We both first got halka in Deepika’s ground floor toilet. I saw Coatwala Om Prakash, patted his back and said I will be back. He recognised and came out to greet us. Had chai at nearby place and returned.
We entered and some 2-3 waiters started to provide their tables to us. Waiter Om Prakash assumed me and BBMK were different customers. So he took BBMK to the balcony section and had him sit in last table on the left. Now they all were targeting me and providing me different table than BBMK. I was getting fucking confused, what the heck is going on.
I told them pointing to BBMK’s table that I wanna sit there. Waiters still weren’t getting it and asked me to sit on a different table saying its better one - where already someone was seated. They made him go to another table and made it vacant for me. I clarified that BBMK is with me and then that guy was brought back to the table. The confusion was over and now we were settled on the same table in the balcony area.
Drinks were ordered and suddenly 2 damsels appeared near our table. They were Rubina and Reshma. Rubina was looking hot with good portion of boobs popping out. After hi-hello made her sit and talked a bit. I was surprised to see Rubina requesting for Kingfischer beer this time. Asked her to start dancing. Reshma was smiling - with her eyes almost asking me the question - Aur Bhadwe, mujhe nahi nachayega?
I asked both to dance and their income for the day started to flow in. They danced for 2-3 songs until BBMK got partially drunk and decided to showcase his dancing skills. He got in between them and started putting thumka’s. He occasionally used to hit Reshma’s ass with his and make her imbalance. It was fun.
Called DJ and requested for 3-4 songs. He warned there’s 4-5 songs in queue. Gave both the chicks 500 per song. Reshma’s dance were becoming a torture to watch so wanted to get rid off her.
DJ returned after playing 3 songs and said to skip the playlist queue, I would need to pay double, which is 100 a song. It was Sunday and DB was full too. So I trusted him and paid, although I do believe this could possibly be their strategy to extract more out of us.
Gave 500 to him for next 5 songs and I stopped paying Reshma. 500 to Rubina per song and Reshma disappears after sometime. I believe there could have been a better way to handle Reshma though.
I got horny watching Rubina tired of dancing, with sweat all around her neck and shoulder. As I’m used to licking all over, even openly in DB’s, I did that to her. Her sweat tasted like sea water. Khatta type. It was good. Waiting for the moment when a flow of sweat travels down from her neck towards the boobs lane and me sucking it before it disappears.
Rubina told me - Tum to Raksha bandhan k baad wale din aane wale the. Aaye kyu nahi?
Me: Tum kya wait kar rahi thi mera?
Rubina: Haan, Sab kar rahe the. Om Prakash ne call bhi kiya tha tumko.
Me: Oh accha. Kyu wait kar rahi thi mera?
Rubina hits on my hand to end the trash talking.
This time she allowed me to taste her Kingfischer. I haven’t tried this brand for long, probably once or twice with friends during college days. She told me, accha hai, piyo. Maine taste kiya hai, accha hi lagega. From then on, there was no stopping and I was drinking her beer more than my Carlsberg.
As Rubina kept dancing on every other song being played, and the amount of alcohol we 3 were gulping down - I realised its time to check pocket and do the math. Timing was almost right and we had to take a call. I told BBMK either we leave or withdraw cash and return back.
Damages:
Beer for 4 of us: 3350
DJ: Around 700 for 8-9 songs
Reshma: 1500 or 2000
Rubina: Around 7000
Tip: 600
Is 500 per song/dance the standard tipping rate in Deepika?
Others, what would be the ideal tip for a song / dance in Deepika?