Part 1/2 - due to character restriction!!
For those with limited time, below are the highlights of my NM bar visit.. needless to say, as always , one of the best and fun times..only at NM bars..
1) Met Anglo
2) Met iliketomonger
3) Witnessed best OB dance performance
4) witnessed worst DB attitude
5) Realised that i have short term memory loss
6) My firsts in mongering career
A) Managed to take a NE spa girl for entry
B) Visited Tamasha show at chaufulla
C) Silk route Bar visit
D) Dance (or whatever it is called) on OB floor
E) Private dance in VIP
F) Shared number with OB girl
G) GOT ROBBED
Statutory warning
FR value : 0/ 10
FR usefulness: 3/ 10. Rated 3 bars that i have not visited before. Rating is personal !
FR audience : as always, anyone with bit of time..for those who like to read blurbs and not necessarily the full story, highlights above !!
Additional warning: The below account is experience based and therefore kind of non-linear, don't fall into any time or sequential order ! So it will be confusing ! Any surprises there?
4PM on mongering days..
100s bundle - check
50s bundle - check
500s for 5K - check
Pass Pass mouth freshner - check
Sildenafil citrate - check
Durex - check
Everytime by 3AM next morning the first 4 will be long gone and the last 2 will remain. Infact , i am not even sure if they are within expiry date.. it had been that long !! If you are wondering why Durex, not that they are better lubricated, flavoured, dotted, ultra thin etc.. just that they also offer 'close fit' .. a positive term for small, narrow dicks..like mine..
So if i never get to use it, why carry? Read my previous post.. Hope, it is a good thing.. I live by it !!
Okay enough of ads.. the main picture...
Met Anglo
For those of you who don't know Anglo, search for Angelo in this forum ! There is wealth of information !! If you want to know just the juicy stuff, search for Anglo Rani together.. You will find desibaba material.. if you don't know what desibaba is, please leave, you generation millennial or x or y or z or whatever you call yourself these days..
For those of you who know him but have not seen him for sometime like me, the man is still growing...
For those of you who know him and have seen him recently and assumed that by 'growing' I meant his waist line and his tummy, no guys, i meant his ever developing dancing skills!! It is not my fault if you thought that my comment is hinting at his pursuit of best seekh kebabs is paying dividend...no sir, i only meant his additional foot work since I last saw him!
When a lion hunts, there is food for everyone around it. Not the leftovers that the actual lion leaves to scavengers like hyenas, vultures etc. this lion hunts and shares the spoils equally.. when Anglo dances, there is no dearth of damsels surrounding him and all you need to do is promise them that you are with him and will get her a chance to dance with him.. you are sorted for the night..
It is true that the manager of Ramesh asked Anglo to tone down as the guys surrounding us (nearly 6 tables) started watching his dance with his muse rather than OB stage. To add to that he was encouraging them to participate and few even did after seeing me !! With stage collection going down, manager had to intervene !
If you were at Ramesh, saturday night 11PM to 1.30AM and saw some crazy and elegant dancing combined that's me and Anglo. Thanks for watching !!
Walked back together to hotel and we were just discussing about all things as if we had known each other from school days. No, we didn't stay or sleep together.. That will be stretching it a bit.. Maybe some other time !! Just joking Anglo, don't be scared.. you are good looking, but not that tempting for me to become bisexual !!
Met iliketomonger
To summarise my whole of nearly 10 hours of mongering trip with iliketomonger, it started as 'aap, ji, guru' progressing to 'tum, tu, abhe, saala' and ended with 'bc, bastard, fucker'.. That was how much comfortable i got to be in his company (again if you assumed it is due to the progression of drunkness, maybe you are right !)
For a guy with such a pleasant personality everything he does is turbo charged.. i am not a car guy and always wondered what is the meaning of turbo charged engines.. got a real life demo..everything iliketomonger does, driving , drinking, dancing, squeezing, throwing money , sex (that i did not witness, only hearsay!) seems to have an extra edge and power to it.. and when he talks, it is as if you are listening to a srisri, jakki, osho type soothing lectures !! Okay, enough of embarrassing him..
I was planning to leave Pune on Wednesday evening and booked an uber and within 10 min of journey saw a PM from iltm that he is also travelling to NM and suggested I join him..Other than to visit sadguru i didn't had a fixed plan so agreed to meet him. By the way, uber intercity charges you in full even if you had travelled only 10%
It took an hour and half for 20km ride from where I was in Pune to where iltm asked me to join. It took an hour to travel the next 100 odd kilometers to kon gaon. Turbo charged !!
Iltm quickly showed all the options and he felt crazy boys had best collection but since he had gone there only previous night, decided to settle on Knight Riders (please refer Item 6C of highlights !!) Enter, sit and look around.. Decided that for my next mongering trip, i am going to stay in panvel and will only visit silk route !! Some of the girls are NM OB standards and i would easily rate them 8/ 10. iltm was of the opinion that quality had gone down.. ordered my first beer for the day, and spent the first 1k of the day on a pyt.. another muskaan.. i think statistically Muhammed or Lee is the most common name.. i feel it is muskaan..
My ratings for Knight rider - 7/ 10
Iltm rating - 4/ 10
Pros
Very well done bar, including bathroom
Definitely some good looking girls who can also dance
Lot of parking space. I think all the bars here have huge parking lot.
Good quality beer. On par with OB standards
You can get away with 300-400 per dance.
Cons
Pesky black coats.. no surprises there
If you don't have vehicle it's hard to come here
The roads and trucks are scary.. roads need Mars rover like vehicle to navigate and trucks are humongous and too many of them.. definitely not advisable to drive after drinking
Since iltm is inexperienced in DB/ OB scene, you can safely use my rating for accuracy !!
Left the place , but will definitely return next time.. just have to ensure my personal driver and navigator is up for it ! I do have get a dedicated peronal driver , who is also NM local, but he is known to lose his way even in regular home to office route, so we employ a navigator as well ! Sorry , digressing.. (since i do it all the time, should i even say sorry anymore? Vote please !!)
Reached my room around 8.15. requested iltm for a quick 5 min break so that i can freshen up and change clothes.. as a man, all i need for this is 5 min.. but in that 5 min our man had finished a large peg of single malt. Neat.. now it is super charge time !
Hit sadguru around 9..this is the only bar i had on agenda that night as in previous visit found milf that i liked and told her that i will be back on Wednesday and asked her to deck herself up.. i do this quite often and trust me 8 out of 10 times it will be no show.. Common excuses will be "I thought you were joking", "oh, is it today, i thought another day", "sorry, i was getting ready and urgent work came"... Only rarely the girls oblige, maybe they do when they know you better, but in the first few meets to do is rare. This was one occasion where she came in for full show , will all right accesories.. her gesture made me feel lighter...many notes got removed from my purse !!! It was worth the visit.. iltm found few girls to dance with but not finding his groove or the right company.. so left around 10..
Since sadguru was my choice, left to iltm for next one. Rasna it was.
While "familiarity breeds contempt" maybe true for personal or professional life, for mongering life it should be "familiarity breeds respect"... The more the bars know about your potential, the better service seems to be !! Ofcourse, potential is directly proportional to vitamin M !!
Iltm got his mojo back by grinding few girls against the wall in inner room.. i was content with a milf i knew from Ramesh. No grinding business for me, just boni in choli for few milfs !!
Left by 11.30..
Part 2 below....
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