dance bars in navi mumbai

[sharad023]

Sneha , shirvane

I don't want to even put this as an FR but it's ok let's share my experience.

Reached around 4 pm , darkness all around , went to left room on ground floor , no customers were there , I thought I went early there anyways.

Room as well as table was in very pathetic condition same as if I walk in government office.

5 milfs surrounded my table , all were more than 30 or 35 may be , I ordered Sprite as I don't want to get drink at that time bcoz of pathetic condition ( darkness all around scary one )

I asked for chandani as I visited sneha in May 2018 and she was awesome but she was not there so I allowed kajal Bengali milf as all were very pushy at that time.

Hj with Sprite under the table , only light kissing on lips , nipples were pointed , she was giving kisses on my nipples too , makes me hard many times , at last water removal process done.

Damages -: 500 to milf+ 300 for Sprite + 50 to gatekeeper ( for juice Rio I denied ) , I was ready to hear kanjoos but no rio or juice to milfs.

Gatekeeper was Soo polite and kind , he removed ( from his handkerchief ) lipstick from my lips and left cheek in the end I hand over 50 ka note to him.

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[Germanshepherd]

Hi is anyone planning to be at cabana today?

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[Rudra Kumar]

Is Nov 12, that is today, a dry day?

 

[kooldude1808]

I am now officially worried.. Have received many PMs related to chaufulla and i am worried i may be sued by guys after they make a long klpd trip.. Does any insurance company provide limited liability insurance for unverified posts?!!!

I will try to respond to all PMs, but the general caution is, it is not for everyone.. it is not VFM.. it is not click, collect and go.. you need very well connected insider to crack through. and i am not the insider !!

If you do crack it, it will be the best VFM..another caution, i am a glass half full kind of guy (uncle for most!).. i love both baba palace and heaven6 equally (Manish palace is an exception, probably it was a bad day for me !!).. therefore the girls at chaufulla with little or no make up, rustic nature, genuine conversations made me rate them very high.. i still would rate them very high just on one count::: that they are different form sb/db/ob girls..

so please requesting you to make sure you know the working style of this place through an insider before you make plans.. i would not worry if it is from punekars as it not much distance, but Mumbaikars making long trip plan, i am worried.. please don't sue me if it is not to your liking !!

Regards
Basu



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Sir I am from Pune and will give it a shot once. Atleast just for experience. Grateful to you for the detailed explanation in your FR and for your honest disclaimer as well

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[Deleted member 64980]

Ye

Is it New ambika kala kendra???

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Yes bro

 

[tamannanightlover]

Basu bhai, no words to describe. Wonderful FR.

The two entertainers ate really awesome. Looks Anglo is a crowd puller.

iliketomonger, I am taking some liberty to write about you as I can't stop writing now.

I saw him first in Rasna, a forum member also wrote about his dance with Manisha. I was impressed.

Next it was starnight, cheered by all patrons he was blazing his way with a girl on the OB floor. I was one among the patrons who joined him and showered money. I have seen people dancing on the ob floor but none pulled it like him. Girls enjoy, blackcoats, managers, owners all stare.

In Baywatch, I again saw him, spoke to him a lot and he helped me. I mentioned it. It made way for a threesome as well.

Exchanged PMs, delayed reply but all information. Asked him help for VIP, he did it and I am into VIP as well.

Outstation trip, he provided two options along with resorts and what to do. The best experience I had.

Met him again in Baywatch and Meghraj. Baywatch he could not recognize me but next visit in Meghraj he said hi before I can. Again, he split the OB floor. Funny part, the girl was amazingly,outstandingly beautiful and he was in pub next door with her and brought her to meghraj. She is not from Meghraj and not sure of she is an OB girl. I was like WTF. All eyes were on her. I wondered how this is possible. He makes it happen.

Bhai, I would like you to go to VIP with you once. Treat on me. I mean it. Basu Bhai ditched my offer and hope you will accept it. Waiting for your reply.

I like to monger alone but desperate to meet you both.

Basu da, aapki Itani lambi lambi English jada samajhati nahi hame, lekin lagta Kuch bahut Bhari likhate aap. Kya aap Basu Chatterjee ke rishte Main ho kya?

 

[Shankishan]

Basu da, aapki Itani lambi lambi English jada samajhati nahi hame, lekin lagta Kuch bahut Bhari likhate aap. Kya aap Basu Chatterjee ke rishte Main ho kya?

अगर तू बॉबी डार्लिंग की रिश्तेदारी मे है, तो बासू भी बासू चटर्जी के रिश्ते मे होगा

 

[Basu1970]

Basu da, aapki Itani lambi lambi English jada samajhati nahi hame, lekin lagta Kuch bahut Bhari likhate aap. Kya aap Basu Chatterjee ke rishte Main ho kya?

Bhai or behen, i wish something else of mine is lambi lambi instead of English !!

No relation/ relationship with Basu Chatterjee, although his chitchor and gori thera gaon bada pyara is all time favourite for me..

Regards
Basu

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[kevin.dz789]

Final deal with Yashika from Baywatch, settled for 10k for 4 hours.

Pros

Tight hole

Cons

Poor hygiene.
Hair was smelling.
Bad breath.
Calls in between sex. Instructions from the fucking bua.

Two sessions of only doggy. No dfk, no pussy licking.

Overall a disappointing session.

This happens with young girls, u pay for hole only

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[kevin.dz789]

Ok bhai. Yashika was cooperating, her poor hygiene and bad breathe made me to avoid pussy licking and dfk. Pros I can add saying no nakhras.

There r young girls in amit palace nerul go for entry. U may try

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[Shraavan]

Laut ke Buddhu Ghar Par Aaye
Hey Guys!!! I am back. Some of you may remember that I had retired from the platform saying that I have found a new mongering pursuit that is more fulfilling besides being free. I couldn't have been wronger (if there is even such a word). Nothing is free in this world. Everything has a price tag to it. Everything costs. Some things cost financially, some emotionally, some physically but they all cost. The currency that you pay in changes. But you always pay. I have realized that the best way to pay off the cost is financially. Money is the most easily replenishable resource at our disposal. Everything else leaves a darker mark on your being. I have paid my price. And am back to mongering.
My new motto : LET'S KEEP IT ALL STRICTLY TRANSACTIONAL !!!!

Although, to be honest, I have reached the same conclusion multiple times in my life. And yet each time life dangles down an opportunity to lure a dame without presenting the lucre of financial benefits, ego takes over the steering wheel. Like a suicidal romantic I find myself drifting towards the quicksand called "something more meaningful". The sand always gives way. The mirage always reveals itself. I always rue the aftermath. And yet, the cycle continues ....
Fuck It!!!

So what's new in the glittering world of Navi Mumbai? Where do I start? Ideas, please !!!!!

 

[Shraavan]

It's time to compare my mongering notes with my mongering brothers. Here are a few observations that I have come up with about women over the past few years. They have been further validated through my recent experiences.
1) Every married woman, given an option, would like to have a kind of work-spouse in her orbit
2) The more traditional, conservative-type women may not actively seek one, but if made available wouldn't mind one
3) The potential work-spouse needs only two qualifications:
a) He should be an avid and patient listener
b) He should be an unconditional supporter to all that the woman says (even when she is wrong)
4) 99% of these relationships stay platonic all their life
5) 99% of these married women are more comfortable with work-spouses whose presence would not be looked upon as a threat by their actual spouse. This is the strike window for middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding mongers to home in. The presence of a handsome hunk could oil the gossip mills and cause social degradation for them.
6) 99% of these women feel comfortable with men who are not actively seeking sex
7) 99% of these women prefer to talk (or complain) about their real spouses and in-laws while speaking to the work-spouse
8) 99% of these women seek work-spouses that treat them with respect, admiration and affection

A monger that inserts himself into the orbits of multiple women is bound to crack a few over a period of time without much effort. Those are my observations. What are yours?

 

[Shraavan]

Part 1/2 - due to character restriction!!
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A) Managed to take a NE spa girl for entry
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Good to see that the Guru is back. Basuji, your FRs are great as usual. But you have avoided filling us in on Point # 6 A. This seems to be the most juicy part. Awaiting details.

 

[Shraavan]

किशोर बार - शिरवणे
जब मैं यहाँ पहुंचा तो थोड़ा सहम सा ही गया ! बाहर से किशोर बार एकदम घटिया देशी दारु के गुत्थे की तरह दिख रहा था ! लेकिन मंच पर काफी समीक्षणों का अध्ययन करने से मुझे पता था की हर लेडीज बार को बाहरसे यह ऐसा मुखौटा पेहेनना पड़ता है ! बार का जादुई दरवाजा पार करने पर एक अलग चमकीली दुनिया दिखाई देगी यह मैं जानता था ! अंदर से मैं डरा हुआ था ! मुझे रह रह के लग रहा था की कोई मुझे पहचान ना ले ! उपरसे आजकल यह रेड्स का माहौल ! मेरी हिचकिचाहट देख के सड़क पर कुछ लोग मेरी तरफ संदिग्ध नज़रों से देखने लगे थे ! इस बात का एहसास होते ही मैंने वहां से कटने की ठान ली ! लेकिन फिर सोचा की आज भागा तो पता नहीं फिर कब मौका मिलेगा ! मुंबई में आने जाने का मौका रोज़ तो नहीं मिलता !

धैर्य बनाकर मैं सीधा किशोर बार के दरवाजे के पार घुस गया ! अंदर जाते ही समझा के अंदर से भी यह बार उतना ही अस्वच्छ है जितना बहार से ! संगीत की आवाज़ मेरे कानों पर आघात सा करने लगी ! कुछ लडकियां नाच रही थी और कुछ ग्राहकों के साथ बैठी हुई थी ! एक आदमी गर्दन कटे हुए मुर्गे की तरह कुछ अजीबसी नृत्य-सदृश्य हरकतें कर रहा था ! मैं अंदर चला गया ! उतनेमें एक वेटरने आके मुझे पकड़ लिया और एक कक्ष में बिठा दिया ! सब लोग अपनी बारबालाओं के साथ मजा कर कहे थे ! कुछ लडकियां खाली-हाथ घूम रही थी ! कुछ ने मेरी तरफ देखा ! आँखों से आँख मिलाने की कोशिश की ! लेकिन बारमें कन्याओं की मात्रा कम और चाचियों की ज्यादा नजर आ रही थी ! मैं उनसे अपनी आँखें चुराते हुए यहाँ वहां देख रहा था ! आखिर वेटरने मेरी झिझक को पहचान लिया और खुद पहल करके कुछ लडकियां दिखाने लाया !

कुछ समय पश्चात मैंने अपने आप को एक लड़की और एक झिंगुर (cockroach) के बीचमें बैठा हुआ पाया ! मैंने इसी मंच पे सीखे हुवे पैतरों को आजमाना चालु कर दिया ! लड़की की प्रतिक्रया तो ठीक ही थी, पर लड़की से ज्यादा उत्तेजित हो रहा था वह हरामी झिंगुर ! बार बार मेरे सिंगदानों के पास आ रहा था ! २-३ बार उसको झटकने के बाद मैंने हार मान ली और सारा चकना उसी के सुपुर्द कर दिया ! लड़की ठीक ठाक सहयोग दे रही थी ! शायद बांग्लादेशी थी ! एक दफा तो उसके हिंदी उच्चार और व्याकरण के प्रति उदासीनता देखकर ऐसा लगा की "लड़की गई तेल बेचने, मैं निकल जाता हूँ यहाँ से" ! लेकिन उसने अपने टी-शर्ट ऊपर करके मुझे अंदर टटोलने का मौका दिया ! फिर मैंने सोचा "व्याकरण गया तेल बेचने".

लड़कीने मुझे उसके कुछ दोस्तोंसे भी मिलवाया ! जब मैंने लॉज के बारे में पूछा तो उसने इंकार कर दिया ! बोली उसका महीना चल रहा है ! पता नहीं कितना सच बोल रही थी ! फिर उसने फ़ोन पे कुछ लड़कियों के फोटो दिखाए ! बोली की यह आज जाने को तैयार हो जाएंगी ! मुझे उनमे से कोई ख़ास पसंद तो नहीं आई ! लेकिन एक नेपाली लड़की (पूजा थापा) को देख के मेरी नियत पलट गयी !

अब मुझे पता है के इस मंच पे प्रचलित विचारधारा के अनुसार किसीभी नृत्यांगना को पहली भेंट में लॉज पे ले जाना मतलब किसी मृत मछली के साथ संभोग करने जैसे होता है ! लेकिन समय की काफी कमी है मेरे पास ! कुछ ही दिन बचे हैं मुंबई में ! इसलिए सोचा थोड़ी यह भी जोखिम उठा लूं ! मृत मछली ही नसीब में है तो वही सही ! कमसे कम मछली तो मिलेगी !

मंच के वरिष्ठ सभासदों से दरख्वास्त है की अपने तजुर्बे का लाभ मुझे देकर सिर्फ इतना मार्गदर्शन तो कर दें की कम से कम वह मृत मछली व्हाइट शार्क या सुरमई तो निकलें ! एकदम बोम्बिल या मांदेली के साथ मत फसा देना !

आपमें से कोई किशोर बार से इन मोहतरमा (पूजा थापा) को कभी संभोग के लिए ले गया हो तो कृपया अपना अभिप्राय मुझे जरूर दें !

Jyotji, aapke vichaar kuch hamse milte julte hain. Thapa ko dekh meri bhi niyat phir gayee thi.

Anyone having any review of Puja Thapa for entry?

 

[Nick05]

Guys any good SB to try??????

 

[julesboye]

Guys any good SB to try??????

Heard many talking abt Sadguru. Check out the forum. Others can share some light too on Sadguru SB.

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[Deleted member 64980]

I am now officially worried.. Have received many PMs related to chaufulla and i am worried i may be sued by guys after they make a long klpd trip.. Does any insurance company provide limited liability insurance for unverified posts?!!!

I will try to respond to all PMs, but the general caution is, it is not for everyone.. it is not VFM.. it is not click, collect and go.. you need very well connected insider to crack through. and i am not the insider !!

If you do crack it, it will be the best VFM..another caution, i am a glass half full kind of guy (uncle for most!).. i love both baba palace and heaven6 equally (Manish palace is an exception, probably it was a bad day for me !!).. therefore the girls at chaufulla with little or no make up, rustic nature, genuine conversations made me rate them very high.. i still would rate them very high just on one count::: that they are different form sb/db/ob girls..

so please requesting you to make sure you know the working style of this place through an insider before you make plans.. i would not worry if it is from punekars as it not much distance, but Mumbaikars making long trip plan, i am worried.. please don't sue me if it is not to your liking !!

Regards
Basu



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My suggestions for Mumbai guys who wanted tamasha with some fun.

Instead of chaufulla, mumbai guys can plan jamkhed, guaranteed extras in first visit. Jamkhed and chaufulla will be almost same distance with additional 30 minutes for jamkhed.

BTW, I am yet to visit jamkhed. Planning one soon.

Visited chaufulla yesterday afternoon. Shradda on seeing me came with a smile, she left the troupe which we hire and was the best of the lot. Got to meet her. She was in Neha group from 2 number. Had a single dance with her. She is kept in pagar. No chance of going to bed with her.

Braving the pune traffic headed to panvel, night riders. Usually I hit only crazy boys and sai darshan but I guess it is muksaan who Basu and I made to dance. When I asked for they got some girl with the same name. She recognized me from Cabana. I remembered, she was introduced as seal pack to me and I rejected to dance claiming underage.

She proved she was not underage by flashing her id. Poor thing went all the way to get it. She was beautiful and gave good company. She was in fact trying to find the girl I am looking for. She sent many photos to recognize.

After headed to check golden night. A girl from Nightingale was there. I don't visit Nightingale often and in couple of visits with devil bro I danced with her. She was with a customer and waved hands happily.

On return, checked Swagat and Poonam. It was closed. I will be checking this place again today.

Basu bro, I take back my word. Yesterday night riders had many girls and were good looking. Golden night has some young chicks to check on.

 

[007Bond]

After the night at Icon and Star City and finding few girls are from Amit Palace, decided to visit AP the next day..I think OL had put an FR about this place. It has two sets of woman, underage and overage !! Don't rhink anything more to say about it. Overall a great place but i will be very careful about underage girls..

Decided to visit Manish palace.. No FRs.

Rating - 0/ 10

Pros - None.

Cons
Never seen a DB so full of high attitude girls. Called 4 to dance, two said they can't 2 didnot even budge their precious arse from the place where they were seated.
Complained to black coat who kept bringing milfs who can dance never listening to what we were complaining about !!
Small place with very space for everything..


Tamasha experience - for me or for the troupes?!!

No statutory warning.. This FR has info, hoping it will be useful. Again, it is seen from my view and reality can be very different !! Just like mutual funds quote subject to market risk, the below is subject to age/ regional risk....

After the robbery experience, wanted to lie low for few days, but after the first night at Pune, was getting restless and having short term memory loss did helped, so planned to visit Chaufulla after iltm post about it a month or so ago. When i searched Google maps, it showed a place chouphula, near sanaswadi, which was only around 20km from Pune.. i remembered iltm mentioning it around 50km, so pmed him and he did confirm it is around 55 kms on Pune - Solapur highway.. But Google kept going to same place near sanaswadi.. Finally managed to get it right. If you are searching use Chaufulla, Kedagaon.

Called 5-6 taxi companies around the place of work and they all know of chaufulla and return by car was in the range 2800 to 3200 rs..All of them agreed for 3-4 hours stay there. But when i asked if the driver will also act as translator, few said no, few said they will get back and only one immediately agreed. Booked him..

Started around 7.30 and from my place of work to join Pune solapur highway is 17 kms and took an hour and half. If you think Mumbai traffic is bad, Pune is horrendous.. Compared to Pune, NM traffic is 1000 times better.. On Pune - solapur highway, you see sign boards for chaufulla from 11 kilometres ahead of the town..The town it seems has 7-8 Kala kendras or places where the shows are held. The one we went is before the town starts and just off the highway. It has a huge signboard but purposefully kept dark due to LE issues. The size of the board is an indication of how popular this place would have been in its prime.. the entry road is unpaved and will be dark.. End of it, after 250-300 metres, there is large parking ground that can take around 50-60 cars..

The outside of kendra is designed like fort and when you enter, there is a large rectangular courtyard with large trees and random seats and around this there are around 12-15 rooms. Most of them are used for private shows and some are living quarters. To the right you can go further down and there is another block, same setup but smaller..

You can find girls either seated or walking about and if you sit in one of those benches under tree, they will come and enquire. If you are a regular, you get the phone numbers so that you can book in advance. You can also take the troupe to your place if you have right contact..

While we were seated and looking around two young girls vidya and Manisa approached us and asked if we were looking for show. My translator enquired about options.. 3.5K for a non AC room, for an hour. 4.5K for an AC room, for an hour. Looks like there is also a 2.5K show, but we did not come across option through the whole night..also after every few songs they encourage you to tip...i did 100 each (2 girls and 1 male singer) after 3 songs.. that will add atleast 1K per show..

I liked both the girls and went ahead with 4.5K option. We were taken to a room in inner courtyard and settled in a room. It's a 20X15 room with just one bed in a corner with divans for you to recline and watch.. no other furniture.. no lightings other than one tube light. no sound system.. Both the girls were very polite and engaged in conversation (ofcourse through translator) until others joined..

One guy came and translator asked if i would like to drink. Did not realise they serve alcohol.. apparently they do.. Ordered two beers , two small sing packets and two wafer packet.Rs 480. if you want chai, that is free. Beer was cold and fresh.. After this troupe, we had shows from three more troupes and i found some commonality across all:::

They don't wear the Lavani costume and accessories you see in youtube.. that is only for special occassions when public shows are done in central yard. If you want that costume, need to book in advance. No cost details provided..all of the saree the regular way.. the sarees are what you see women on street wearing..

Each troupe has 6 females and 3 males.. Of the 3 males, 1 plays harmonium, 1 dhokli and 1 tabla.. dhokli and tabla players also sing..

Of the 6 females, 2 are definitely teenagers, 2 in late 20s and 2 in late 30s or early 40s.. it's only the late 30s wore high amount of make-up.. others had very little or no makeup. I am told that there are troupes who have only teenagers and they have not returned back from vacation.

The dance is done by pairs. 3 sets of 2 females. The young one is paired with older one.. They dance for 3 songs, then next pair.. total of 12 songs over an hour with the first pair finishing in the end.. Couple of breaks in between.

They ask you what songs you want to play.. They will only play for which they know lyrics as they sing everyone of them..i requested first troupe to play all traditional marathi songs (they were bit surprised !!), second was mix of marathi and old bollywood, third was new bollywood and last was slightly raunchy ones.. Asked choli ke peeche, they laughed and sung for couple of minutes !!

The way the music is played is live.. is raw.. is without pretention.. is sincere... is just vocal and percussion...is with dedication..

You would not want the singer to sing bathroom let alone in public, but the combination of ghungroo, dholki, tabla, high pitched male voice , chorus female voices adds a different mahol..

Asked for dance just with girls without male accompaniment.. told next time...

Asked for 1 to 1 dance with some girls. Told next time..

Asked for playing songs from my phone and just dance.. told next time..

Asked for entry with young ones. Told next time.. although milfs are available for the night..2.5K to 5K..

I don't know how much was lost in translation as the driver/ translator who i took although confidently said he knows the way around, end of the night i was confident that i knew more than him !! In this he has promised me to take me to jamkhed next time which it seems is 10 times bigger than chaufulla !! I will take his word with pinch of salt..

Don't be fooled that this is done for the sake of art.. it may have been once, but seems to be highly corrupted. Around midnight i counted atleast 20 cars. With each booking atleast one show at an average of 3K, that's 60K, on a weekday.. there is lot of money involved..after last show , there was this milf savitri offered herself for the night for 2.5K. i asked about shradda in her troupe who was looking exotic..she told once i become regular. It seems shradda going rate was 4L as seal pack few years ago..she did not reveal her current rate, but translator said it should not be more than 6K..8 don't believe or trust him...

Few pointers.. just reiterating what iltm mentioned earlier

Language is a big thing. Make sure you know or have someone who is fluent in marathi..end of the night, milfs who offered themselves did speak hindi at that time, but if you want to build rapport with young ones, marathi is must..

Contact and know how - if you want to score and get extra, without prior info, it is very very difficult..it is not worth travelling all the way to fuck a 40 year old for 2.5K..

Be upfront - be it songs, be it drinks, be it which girls, be it what service, make it clear..also be prepared with your playlist..

Be polite and respectful.. just a request from myself and not me being disrespectful to you. I found all the girls being polite, funny and showing sincere love for what they do..

If the expectation is VFM, definitely would not recommend. If it is alternate experience with high chance of KLPD, would recommend !!

If you plan to drive on your own , again personal opinion, don't drink.. on the way back around 2AM, the lorry traffic was terrifying..


After 3 shows, had a long break during which time one of the young ones from previous show just joined us and gave us company..no money involved, just talking.. she asks something, i respond, i ask something, she reponds and all through translator. After few minutes he got bored and wandered off, but we both continued.. i was speaking in English and she in marathi, both know that we are talking nonsense without any sync but we still did for 15 min !! I always believe french is the most fuckable language (i mean, if you imagine language to be woman, french would be the one you want to fuck the most followed by telugu, Portuguese, malayalam , Bengali, japanese and least fuckable will be russian, arabic, Chinese, with marathi , tamil, kannada falling in between !!)

That day, in the open area, surrounded by trees, with cool breeze, slightly drunk with beer, spoken by a sweet innocent looking one, marathi became the most fuckable one !!

Regards
Basu

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This is gold Basu daa.. really appreciate all the intel you provide .. the minutest details .. and in this FR learnt about a different dimension to mongering .. the 4th dimension (first 3 being DB/OB/SB, massages and indies) .. seems like there is still a lot to learn.

Cheers

 

[007Bond]

Laut ke Buddhu Ghar Par Aaye
Hey Guys!!! I am back. Some of you may remember that I had retired from the platform saying that I have found a new mongering pursuit that is more fulfilling besides being free. I couldn't have been wronger (if there is even such a word). Nothing is free in this world. Everything has a price tag to it. Everything costs. Some things cost financially, some emotionally, some physically but they all cost. The currency that you pay in changes. But you always pay. I have realized that the best way to pay off the cost is financially. Money is the most easily replenishable resource at our disposal. Everything else leaves a darker mark on your being. I have paid my price. And am back to mongering.
My new motto : LET'S KEEP IT ALL STRICTLY TRANSACTIONAL !!!!

Although, to be honest, I have reached the same conclusion multiple times in my life. And yet each time life dangles down an opportunity to lure a dame without presenting the lucre of financial benefits, ego takes over the steering wheel. Like a suicidal romantic I find myself drifting towards the quicksand called "something more meaningful". The sand always gives way. The mirage always reveals itself. I always rue the aftermath. And yet, the cycle continues ....
Fuck It!!!

So what's new in the glittering world of Navi Mumbai? Where do I start? Ideas, please !!!!!

Yayy . Welcome back

 

[007Bond]

It's time to compare my mongering notes with my mongering brothers. Here are a few observations that I have come up with about women over the past few years. They have been further validated through my recent experiences.
1) Every married woman, given an option, would like to have a kind of work-spouse in her orbit
2) The more traditional, conservative-type women may not actively seek one, but if made available wouldn't mind one
3) The potential work-spouse needs only two qualifications:
a) He should be an avid and patient listener
b) He should be an unconditional supporter to all that the woman says (even when she is wrong)
4) 99% of these relationships stay platonic all their life
5) 99% of these married women are more comfortable with work-spouses whose presence would not be looked upon as a threat by their actual spouse. This is the strike window for middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding mongers to home in. The presence of a handsome hunk could oil the gossip mills and cause social degradation for them.
6) 99% of these women feel comfortable with men who are not actively seeking sex
7) 99% of these women prefer to talk (or complain) about their real spouses and in-laws while speaking to the work-spouse
8) 99% of these women seek work-spouses that treat them with respect, admiration and affection

A monger that inserts himself into the orbits of multiple women is bound to crack a few over a period of time without much effort. Those are my observations. What are yours?

Couldn't have said it better myself .. theh number of married women Inhave or have had relationships with is crazy. And these are not high class top tier women belonging to upper class families .. these are your average women next door, those who wear ghoonghats, those that live in 1 or 2 BHK flats .. and it has always started by talking to them about the problems they face at work or home or both