Since there is a lot of discussion today on the tastes and preferences of bar girls, here are some interesting things that I have learnt while talking to my SB and Hybrid girls. While I have always stayed away from OBs, I am a regular and SBs and Hybrids. There are a few interesting myths that got blown during my discussions with some of these girls:
Myth 1 : Bar girls prefer men with personalities
One of the SB girls at Mayur was showing me pics of her regular customers on her mobile. I teased her asking her why all her regulars look so shoddy and shady. She proceeded to specifically detail out the modus operandi that she and her friends use while prospecting targets. She says they singularly target men who lack personality or looks. She feels that these men value the attention that they shower upon them. They become more sticky and regular customers. They end up spending more. Saying that she proceeded to show me a few more pics of her "ugly customers" making not-so-charitable observations about their complexion, body odours, moustaches, beards, hair (or lack of it).
Lesson:
In any one of those shabby customer happen to be on the forum, here is lesson one. Never allow a bar girl to click a selfie with you. Of course, that is unless you prefer to feature in her audio-visual tutorial about how to target, retain and milk "ugly customers".
Myth 2 : Size does matter
The other day I found a coatwaala chasing an obviously unwilling SB girls to go out with some regular customer. She was arguing back and telling him off. I sensed her distress. Seeing a bar girl in distress brings out the Nilu Phule within me. In my experience, women in distress generally make for a good lay if you play the rescuer. This applies to all females across all age groups, professions, ethnicity without exception. So I rode in like the Knight in Shining Armour (okay it was more like a Lecher in Wrinkled Cottons) and took her to my table. Upon deeper discussion she revealed that she and her friends avoid that customer for entry because he has a larger-than-average-penis and takes a long time to come. I asked her that isn't it supposed to be a good thing. As per her and her friends it is not. It results in faster depreciation of their 'asset'. They prefer men with smaller penises and early ejaculators.
Cum-se-cum time mein jo kare cum,
wohi hamaara asli hum-dum.
Lesson:
When you pull out your snake-sized dick and put your bar-girl through the grind,
remember it is depreciation and not appreciation that is playing on her mind.
I guess,these have been too many corny rhymes for the day. Will continue a few more later on if time permits.