I was hoping some of the local members from Mumbai/Navi Mumbai would share their secrets.
My guess would be that they make up a story about meeting clients/colleagues/friends for a late dinner. Even better if you can convince the wife that you plan on crashing at an imaginary colleague's or friend's place for the night after the late dinner... presumably to avoid driving drunk in the night.
You can't do that every week, but probably can get away with it once a month or so. This whole thing would be much more challenging if your wife is the type that calls/messages every hour to check on you.
Bhai first and foremost we have to clear a myth which is created by ourselves that our Parents,siblings,Wife and Family don’t know where we are and what we are doing when we stay late outside our home.
It doesn’t matter if we come drunken or in normal state at late night ( After 1 or 2) they can easily guess we are either drinking or with some girls ( specially whores as normal girl don’t stay so late with man of our ages).
The most common excuse given by Man to his wife in such condition is that he was busy in office work.
In starting the wife enquire fight and discuss but after sometime she become use of it.
The monger who visit once in the bluemoon face not much problem as he can give ton of excuses but the person who visit ob weekly or more than once in a week have not to give excuses after a point of time ( say about after 3-4 months wife become habituated of her husband late coming habit)
I had a friend who stay near my house and we used to visit 4 to 6 times to ob in a month.
He gives a certain excuse that he was with friends group and enjoy drinks and chit chat with them. He used to make me witness every time.
Once his wife asked me “ Bhaiya aaplog ghar pe hi baithker piya kijiye main aacha naasta banwa doongi aur aaplog ko travelling ki bhi pareshani nahi hogi”
To her request I speak to myself “ Kambhakth pine ke liye kaun raat ko bahar jaata hai,
Hum to jaate hai ki Unki addayein dekh sakein
Unka dance dekh sakein
Unko choo sake
Unko hotel le jaa sakkkein”
MP
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