Fellow mongers, I hope you all do realize that mongering is not exactly a respectable pastime. We hide our activities from our parents, siblings, spouses, children and relatives. Many a times we also tread on the wrong side of the law. To the respectable world we are heathen, fallen, sinners, womanisers, drunkards, spoilt, blot-on-society anf what not.
Places like this forum allow us to bond, share, communicate, connect, learn and guide from behind the anonymity afforded by our internet handles. Let's not jeopardise this platform any more. Lets just call a full stop to all enemity and make a fresh start.
I propose the following three directives for the forum. You people may refine this further in all your collective wisdom
1) Thou shalt not directly or indirectly through thy actions jeopardise the anonymity of a fellow monger
2) Thou shalt not judge, comment about or criticise other mongers on the forum
3) Thou shalt share information about bars, girls, damages and strategies to help other mongers succeed and optimise expenes.
4) Thou shalt not instigate, participate, encourage any activity that violates the above three directives or violates the decorum of this forum.
So let the saga begin. Misquoting Captain Kirk's famous prologue for the original Star Trek:
NM Bars: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the adventurous mongers. Their continuing mission: to explore strange new bars. To seek out new bar girls and new service cultures. To boldly go where no one has gone before!