Tuesday Night FR continued...
Idhar chala mein udhar chala!!
After being offered a buffett course at Varsha, made the mistake of expecting similar variety of dishes at the other joints as well and headed to 90 degrees to start with...
90 degrees, goldengate, apple and one more bar (probably angel or something like that) are in the same building on the section 17 crossroads and 100 days is right opposite to this building...
90 degrees in on the first floor while Apple (closed currently) is on the 2nd floor...
Resembles Junction Vashi in terms of its seating arrangement but to my dismay - was filled mostly with Bengali milfs you encounter at low end dbs and sbs in NM... Also ran into a couple of NM girls here... Made a quick and desperate escape as the black coats tried to convince me to stay over with the lure of more girls but what I had seen wasnt convincing enough...
Headed to Rakhi which is approx 100 steps away - repeat of the same story...
Both bars were spacious enough for dances - only missing thing being girls who would look teasing when they danced...
AVOID both Rakhi and 90 degrees if you are looking for a good time - 6/10 girls, 5/10 music...
Already wasted 30-40 minutes in this detour and eager to make the most of whatever time was left by heading to Kashish.. Spent 20 more minutes finding n convincing a rick driver to take me to Nandivali in a personal rick - and 20 more minutes to reach the destination...
To reach Kashish - you will find Kashish International Hotel on maps... Like the slums that surround highrise towers, Kashish and Rangeela bars sit next to the international hotel...
Entered Kashish with high hopes having watched few mouthwatering dances on Youtube - the bar and the milfs were nothing what I had expected...
Both Rangeela and Kashish can be termed as the Kishor and Sunil of this belt - rowdy crowd groping and grabbing milfs covered in smelly powder and gaudier lipsticks, misshaped like modern art while old and few desi songs blared...
Forced myself to sit at Kashish for a while - to see if fate had any surprise to offer in this jungle but fate had nothing but disappointment planned for me...
Left with an unfinished RB in 10 15 minutes and was welcomed by the shining blue lights that read MONLISA LIVE ORCHESTRA (not a typo on my part)
(Maybe also known as 50 -50 since the doorman had coat that said 50-50)
The place has both db and ob on the same floor - was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of chicks...
A fair mix of young girls - mostly in ghagra cholis, a huge turnon - and milfs, mostly in sarees... A shorthaired milf in a skimpy one piece looked like a stepmother from Naughty America but I had another fantasies...
Looked around for a while after grabbing the corner seat once again which allowed enough space to stand and have a complete view of the offering... Eyed a couple of young cute ladies and asked them if they could dance - was heartbroken with their refusal... Finally gave up and asked the manager to get me the best dancer and it turned out to be 100 rs well spent as the shortie that he brought back was someone you could not take your eyes off...
Dressed in an undersized ghaghra choli with her deep valleyed bosoms teasingly visible, it was difficult to look at anything else that she had on her - in fact i noticed she had grey eyes only while she was leaving
She dint waste any time with any chitchat, immediately taking off her footwear as soon as she was tipped and started moving her curves - time by time turning around to show off her smooth tempting back or her long jet black shiny hair, at times rubbing her cute fat butt against me and then carrying it away with a devilish smirk... A Perfect candidate for JKP... (Her figure and playful attitude reminded me of Sanam and Muskan at Star Ciry combined)
The naive me believed I had finally found the one i could keep for the rest of the night but after a couple of songs - she informed that the coatwala had dragged her away from one of her regulars and if she could go back... Had no choice but to bid her a goodbye and once again search for someone who could match her sex appeal but couldnt find one...
Quit the mission on a happy high but still yearning more...
Overall review:
Dj - 7/10, charges 100 per song, when not paid plays rubbish songs as if to cajole patrons into paying him to avoid the torture...
Ambience - 9/10 seating similar to deepika and laila, lights do turn on and off during the dances so you have an opportunity to put your hands to good use if the girl wills...
Girls - 8.5/10, saw many 9.5s, a heaven for cute smile lovers, almost fell in love with one rajasthani cutie who dint dance...
Wir - maybe if i end up travelling this far...
With many songs pending in the playlist prepared in the 9 long months - the greed overpowered rationality and found myself hailing a cab back to Goarvali or whatever it is called...
Reached by 10ish i guess and headed for Mela - db on 1st floor dint have any customers and was filled with scary powdered milfs with disheveled hair (was it an aftereffect of having danced hard or were they bored and ended up doing it to themselves i dint know) and the ob on ground floor was just getting started... The ob had few good chicks but none of them seemed to appeal to me within the first 5 minutes so left the place to save on time (once again the availability of options effect)
The ob can be best compared to whitehouse ob at nerul - had one girl performing on the stage ob some haryanvi song while a couple more performed on the floor... Were dressed prettily and were 8/10 for ob...
Repeated the same story witb GuruKrupa - with floor interchanged and figured out that rather than looking for new chicks at new places, should head to 7 star to check out the chicks I had eyed walking in to the dressing room...
It is always a surprise and a shock to see the way these girls transform from a girl next door to divas with their makeup and their outfits - the tall lass I had eyed while walking out was now rocking the stage with her hazzlenut hair which were restricted inna tight desi bun earlier now flowing freely, her loose tshirt replaced by a tight black choli...
Got her to perform on some song i dont remember the moment I grabbed a seat opposite to the stage but my eyes kept wandering to the other shortie performing on the stage...
As if on cue - the next song that played was Nigori Kesi Jawani and switched immediately to the other girl I was eyeing - her piercing eyes, teasing smile and waist that moved elegantly all promising me everything that I had come looking for all this way long...
Jotted down the next 5 6 songs to hand over to dj and that s when the unexpectable happened!!
THE POWER TRIPPED!!!
Pitch darkness for the next 30 seconds resulted in girls screaming and running helter skelter - scaring the shit out of me who remembered Shraavan bro s warning...
The waiters assured everyone about what had happened and optimistic patrons went back to sipping their drinks peacefully in a room lit by mobile lights...
One of my old girls from Whatsapp (turbhe) - a sob story expert - whom I hadnt noticed walked up to me and began her sob story (gaav se aaj aayi, tumhari bahut yaad aati thi, chalo na upar hi lodge hy, kasam se aur kuch nahi chahye and a lot more) while I was being suffocated to death...
Couldnt find the heart to risk any more heartbreaks and called it a night with an empty pocket that was filled with a vaccuum of unfulfilled desires!!
Wir - might go back once again for that sharp nosed naagin!!
Ps - went back today and had the biggest KLPD with the entire belt observing a dry day :/
Maybe some things are never meant to be!!
Summary
Bars worth visiting: Varsha (look for hp petrol pump in section 17 on gmaps)
Monlisa (opp kashish international hotel)
Mela and 7 star (goarvali)
Caution: Better to travel by own vehicle to avoid travel hassles, uber wait time is 15 20 mins, rickshaws mostly shared... Do not get greedy with the numbers of bars lined up on Goarvali road - stick to one place, you will find someone to splurge on...
Till NM comes alive!!!
Pps - writing this on my way back home, once again disappointed by this belt (a 3 hour travel that ended with paneer tikka and coke instead of JKP and old monk)
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