TyrionLannister69
Reviewer
2 Days, literally, wellspent!!
Part 1 of 3
Armed with a big big playlist - curated after listening to item songs for a week - headed to Navi Mumbai, seeking out pleasures in the besharam lanes like an old lover!!
With @Shankishan and @MP! Bhai's recommendation swaying me from my original plan of starting with Deepika, decided to start of with Bluestar since it was one of the very few places of NM that I hadnt been to... Was on my list earlier but I had chickened out after the raid...
Anyways - like an excited kid reaching the playground early on the morning of a school picnic, reached Bluestar by 12 30 and I was welcomed in by 10+ waiters and 5+ coatwalas like a daamad visiting his in-laws for the first time...
A pair of aunties accompanied two uncles while they drank and it seemed like they were there for a brunch as Chicken Tikkas made their way to their table while I settled down with my RB in a corner seat...
Sat for a while, got bored tracking the markets (shorted Motherson Sumi soon after the results out of boredom) and finally called over the DJ to play Shah Ka Rutba to set the tone for the afternoon (funny how scenes are being set right under the scorching sun - aurat ka chakkar babubhaiyya aurat ka chakkar )
The waiter sensing my boredom headed to tbe dressing room and pulled out a tall, slim lass in a green ghaghra choli with freshly wetted hair and an alluring smile - a chiseled face with sharp nose and round brown eyes...
Rang chai sa saavla tha unka,
Mohabbat krte to khud badnaam ho jaate!!
Basked in her beauty from a distance for a while before signalling her over for a dance...
Asked her to play a song of her choice and she dint disappoint with Dilbar Dilbar - moved the table away so that she understood what was expected of her... She understood pretty quickly and flung herself at my feet, showing off her moves with her eyes looking into mine with teasing expressions...
Followed it up with Mehboob Mere and it was sheer joy to hear the music filling me up inaide out while she felt me up from the outside - the lights going dark with her bending backwards, looking at me while I held her hair...
The DJ was a sweet guy who next played Unke Nashe me, continued with the same girl (Tanuja - used to work in Mumbai Central earlier, originally from Lucknow which explained her features and tehzeeb) as more girls flocked in listening to the songs being played thinking k chalo aaj koi aaya hy...
True to what Shan bhai had mentioned, Tanu told me - "aaj finally kuch garam hua hai" - between the songs, holding my hands while I eyed other chicks...
Would not rate any of them more than 7 though beauty wasnt exactly what I was seeking that day...
Decided to continue with Tanu for a while and got her seducing me some more on Tu Isaq Mera - she left me smelling of her exotic fragrance by the end of the song as she slapped me quite a few times with it (she even slapped the tissue paper box away as she turned wild)
Meanwhile eyed a sugarcane(dy), hardly 4 feet 10 inches, with cute small face, minked eyes and silky short hair... Felt like had to try her on so waved her over and asked for Saiyaanji!
If someone could have taken this kinkily seductive song and turned it into a sad song, noone would have done it better than the candy!
She gave up in the first half itself and failed to even justify the 500 note on the table...
By the time it was 1 30 or 2, the place was filled with 25 30 girls, none of them who looked like they could match my expectations in dance... Tried a couple of more girls on songs I dont remember cos the performances werent worth remembering and meanwhile the two uncles had gladly snatched Tanu away to dance on some old songs while aunties feasted on chicken![](//emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji28.png)
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In walked a north-eastern looking milf with a massive rack and a sizable ass - wearing a slit lehanga, bellybelt and a shimmering blouse - with silky long hair...
Fir apne mohalle me Aishwarya aayi!!!!
She exuded raw energy so decided to go with her with Ya Habibi - she did a lovely job shaking her ass on it, good enough to pay her 200 bucks more than the rest...
What was missing was the closeness and the shameless display of lust - so planned to turn up the heat a notch with Mehbooba after a short washroom break...
But the uncles once again eyed my candy and stole it before I returned - waved another girl who was desperately trying to catch my attention and replaced Shruti/smruti with this new girl who couldnt match her energy...
After the song, Shruti/smruti walked up to me and asked the DJ to play the song again (at 0 tip) since I had requested it for her originally... Was surprised by this gesture... The DJ put on Laila main Laila and she did thump her ass quite a few times against the table (that was already quite far)...
This is when (probably) @kevin.dz789 bhai joined in - with his always charming smile and casual attitude - and after surveying the girls for a brief while, trying to find one that could get him weak in the knees, shaked his head and asked to move to Baywatch...
But I hadnt had enough of the powerhouse in front of me - so extended our stay for 10 more minutes and played Mehbooba and Yeh Pyaar hai Ek Nasha...
If there is any song that deserves the best of the dancers - it is Yeh Pyaar hy Ek Nasha...
The tempo of the song simply takes you to a new high and if laced with the poison of a seductive siren hellbent on shattering a few glasses of the tables is a sureshot happy ending for a DB visit...
She rocked it with her limited moves but they werent enough to keep Kev bhai away from his angels at Baywatch - so decised to shift base...
(Shruti/smruti gave her num on her own while Tanu who had promised a meet on 15th aug glared)
Overall Ratings and spends
Ratings
Girls - 7/10 max
Dj - 10/10
Sound - 8/10
Ambience and seating - 7
Staff - 9
Spends
Redbull - 600 each
Dance - 500 to 700 each (I still remember Kev bhai chiding me - chutya, 700 yaha dene se 1000 kahi aur de... That was really sweet of you bro)
Dj - 50 per song
Tips - 200, not sure how they split it.
Baywatch FR follows...
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Part 1 of 3
Armed with a big big playlist - curated after listening to item songs for a week - headed to Navi Mumbai, seeking out pleasures in the besharam lanes like an old lover!!
With @Shankishan and @MP! Bhai's recommendation swaying me from my original plan of starting with Deepika, decided to start of with Bluestar since it was one of the very few places of NM that I hadnt been to... Was on my list earlier but I had chickened out after the raid...
Anyways - like an excited kid reaching the playground early on the morning of a school picnic, reached Bluestar by 12 30 and I was welcomed in by 10+ waiters and 5+ coatwalas like a daamad visiting his in-laws for the first time...
A pair of aunties accompanied two uncles while they drank and it seemed like they were there for a brunch as Chicken Tikkas made their way to their table while I settled down with my RB in a corner seat...
Sat for a while, got bored tracking the markets (shorted Motherson Sumi soon after the results out of boredom) and finally called over the DJ to play Shah Ka Rutba to set the tone for the afternoon (funny how scenes are being set right under the scorching sun - aurat ka chakkar babubhaiyya aurat ka chakkar )
The waiter sensing my boredom headed to tbe dressing room and pulled out a tall, slim lass in a green ghaghra choli with freshly wetted hair and an alluring smile - a chiseled face with sharp nose and round brown eyes...
Rang chai sa saavla tha unka,
Mohabbat krte to khud badnaam ho jaate!!
Basked in her beauty from a distance for a while before signalling her over for a dance...
Asked her to play a song of her choice and she dint disappoint with Dilbar Dilbar - moved the table away so that she understood what was expected of her... She understood pretty quickly and flung herself at my feet, showing off her moves with her eyes looking into mine with teasing expressions...
Followed it up with Mehboob Mere and it was sheer joy to hear the music filling me up inaide out while she felt me up from the outside - the lights going dark with her bending backwards, looking at me while I held her hair...
The DJ was a sweet guy who next played Unke Nashe me, continued with the same girl (Tanuja - used to work in Mumbai Central earlier, originally from Lucknow which explained her features and tehzeeb) as more girls flocked in listening to the songs being played thinking k chalo aaj koi aaya hy...
True to what Shan bhai had mentioned, Tanu told me - "aaj finally kuch garam hua hai" - between the songs, holding my hands while I eyed other chicks...
Would not rate any of them more than 7 though beauty wasnt exactly what I was seeking that day...
Decided to continue with Tanu for a while and got her seducing me some more on Tu Isaq Mera - she left me smelling of her exotic fragrance by the end of the song as she slapped me quite a few times with it (she even slapped the tissue paper box away as she turned wild)
Meanwhile eyed a sugarcane(dy), hardly 4 feet 10 inches, with cute small face, minked eyes and silky short hair... Felt like had to try her on so waved her over and asked for Saiyaanji!
If someone could have taken this kinkily seductive song and turned it into a sad song, noone would have done it better than the candy!
She gave up in the first half itself and failed to even justify the 500 note on the table...
By the time it was 1 30 or 2, the place was filled with 25 30 girls, none of them who looked like they could match my expectations in dance... Tried a couple of more girls on songs I dont remember cos the performances werent worth remembering and meanwhile the two uncles had gladly snatched Tanu away to dance on some old songs while aunties feasted on chicken
![](http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji28.png)
![](http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji28.png)
In walked a north-eastern looking milf with a massive rack and a sizable ass - wearing a slit lehanga, bellybelt and a shimmering blouse - with silky long hair...
Fir apne mohalle me Aishwarya aayi!!!!
She exuded raw energy so decided to go with her with Ya Habibi - she did a lovely job shaking her ass on it, good enough to pay her 200 bucks more than the rest...
What was missing was the closeness and the shameless display of lust - so planned to turn up the heat a notch with Mehbooba after a short washroom break...
But the uncles once again eyed my candy and stole it before I returned - waved another girl who was desperately trying to catch my attention and replaced Shruti/smruti with this new girl who couldnt match her energy...
After the song, Shruti/smruti walked up to me and asked the DJ to play the song again (at 0 tip) since I had requested it for her originally... Was surprised by this gesture... The DJ put on Laila main Laila and she did thump her ass quite a few times against the table (that was already quite far)...
This is when (probably) @kevin.dz789 bhai joined in - with his always charming smile and casual attitude - and after surveying the girls for a brief while, trying to find one that could get him weak in the knees, shaked his head and asked to move to Baywatch...
But I hadnt had enough of the powerhouse in front of me - so extended our stay for 10 more minutes and played Mehbooba and Yeh Pyaar hai Ek Nasha...
If there is any song that deserves the best of the dancers - it is Yeh Pyaar hy Ek Nasha...
The tempo of the song simply takes you to a new high and if laced with the poison of a seductive siren hellbent on shattering a few glasses of the tables is a sureshot happy ending for a DB visit...
She rocked it with her limited moves but they werent enough to keep Kev bhai away from his angels at Baywatch - so decised to shift base...
(Shruti/smruti gave her num on her own while Tanu who had promised a meet on 15th aug glared)
Overall Ratings and spends
Ratings
Girls - 7/10 max
Dj - 10/10
Sound - 8/10
Ambience and seating - 7
Staff - 9
Spends
Redbull - 600 each
Dance - 500 to 700 each (I still remember Kev bhai chiding me - chutya, 700 yaha dene se 1000 kahi aur de... That was really sweet of you bro)
Dj - 50 per song
Tips - 200, not sure how they split it.
Baywatch FR follows...
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