Happy New Year to All Fellas,
As a first timer I would really appreciate if you can give me some guidance on my below queries
- Guide on some SB's Bars where MILF's would be available
- How do we start the process of selecting girls in SB bars, Will they come to us directly or we have to call them.
- How much time do we spend with them? Can we change the girls after some time?
- How much tip to be given to them and at what stages?
- Do they dance, or they will just sit next to us?
- Do they offer full service, what would be the approx. price for that. Should I ask for full service with girls or the waiter?
- The full service is for couple of hours or whole night?
- For full service do I have to take them to my hotel or they already have hotel.
- Is there any SB bar and hotel close by.
- How much tip to give to waiters
Thank you for your help!
1. More reviews on SBs here than on virats captaincy for world cup. Rtff
2. Most bars have an qr code on table. You scan it will give you the cvs of all girls in bar. You can shortlist them through the page and the will come in order to sit with you. If you shortlist them with time slots in advance you get 20% discount
3. Time you spend depends on the date. Do an inverse z transform with function being e power cos x with x the angle of your dick with respect to Underwear. Limits being the time you entered and the number of blue cars you saw on the way. No way you can change girls. You are stuck with them for eternity. They will follow you everywhere like the Korean ghost movie where dead girl sits on shoulders. The only way to get them off is to say the secret phase in a full moon day eating Jim jam biscuit and drinking ghur Chai
4. Tip is the same as last mathematical equation but use tanx and multiply by 42. Why 42? Google "answer to everything". Stages use a fibanocci series of time spent with girl in seconds
5. Yes it's called a dance bar. They dance. However they also sit. Conveniently it has not yet been called sit bar. How ever if they just sit and don't dance we can agree it's a "shit bar" . However if you tell the Betty bought some bitter butter and replace butter with shitter and Betty with chaddi it's like the secret phrase of bucky barnes. They will dance like Katrina in sheela ki Jawani for exactly 42 minutes and pass out.
6. This is a very difficult question to answer. You went all the way to a bar and want full service from waiter, I would say Most waiters look like crap. There might be few good looking ones but really this questioned has stumped me. Why would you want full service from waiter. How ever if the waiter is really hot and you like him I would still request you to show restraint as there is a good chance they might beat u up. How ever asking the girl if you fancy one might be time better spent.
7. Full service is like the menu. You have it all. You order for what you eat. Whole night is like unlimited thali. You can eat all you want . But remebr stomach size is what it is. And servings get smaller if you over eat.
8. Most girls have like a couple of 4 star hotels in their name. That's why they are dancing in bars.
9. Dude seriously. What's closeby. Pls share your live location your address proof. Some one here will make an app for you. Anyways, considering the qaurtions you have asked , for the laziness shown, your nearest service bar is your hand.
10. Now I am bored. I won't answer this
You asked a question in March 2019 saying you are new to dB and want to visit it and asked some questions. For the amount of time you will take to visit one basis past record, ther will be 3 more pandemic waves, atelast one look shabha election, kohli would have retired and paytm would have become prrofitable
Bye.