Excerpts from diary of wandering mongerer.
Date : 29 Jan 22
Statutory warning:
FR value : 0/ 10
FR usefulness: 3/ 10. Have rated few bars based on visit this time.
FR audience: wandering mongerers. Those who have just few days !
Since last august had opportunity to visit NM 4 times and since then some were raided, some closed, some refurbished, some claim new stock etc.. but personally felt the ambience in general has not recovered to precovid times.
Post day 1, thought of going to Kon bars, but lack of enthusiasm from fellow mongerers and personally not wanting to do another day of lone mongering, continued with vashi and surrounding bars, with the usual suspects ofcourse !
Day 2 - Mayur, Sangeet, Baba Palace, Sairat, Sandip, Dilruba
I still start the mongering day with Mayur, two main reasons. It's one of very few bars that have girls around 4PM, and two I don't find them pestering.. As long as you keep the beer mug filled up, the girls mind their business and allow us to search their business ! With the first floor setup brightly lit and better music system, it does feel like good DB. Girls are same though ! Sometimes the drinks bill is more than what we tip the girl, but for few hours before other DB starts, Mayur is definitely worth a try. Ofcourse, Kishor is there, but last 3-4 trips I got to visit Her Royal Highness spa first, so the need to get serviced is low and for some reason the corona has put a blocker to visit Kishor !! Hope to do so next time atleast.
Speaking of Her Majesty spa, probably will skip this in future as the traffic is quite high these days. Although the girls are very compliant and cost effective, the congestion even on working days is bit scary if we will catch something !! By the way, I am their favourite customer, not because I visited quite a number of times, bit when other punters do ghapaghap for 30 plus minutes, I finish in 15 min including undressing and to get dressed up. They like me so much, in the last visit the girl bought me samosa and chai post session !!
Mayur overall rating : 7/10. It may seem high, I tend to be bit partial to this bar !!
Not much had been written or mentioned about Sangeet bar in Turbhe and I could see why. Watching expose videos of dance bars in YouTube will give better excitement than sitting here for few hours. Ofcourse this is for those with time constraints, others can make a visit and could find some hidden talents ! Did try asking couple of first floor frosty cakes (their makeup is way more than the icing you find on cakes) to go to second for service, they refused saying it is closed. I doubt it, but if they agree, could be an alternative for sneha. For nomads, best to avoid.
Rating : 2/ 10. Not worth the time if you are in town for couple of days.
Reached Baba palace around 6.30 and aarti was going on. Due to technical glitches their schedule was running little behind. But most girls were on floor by then and we were the only customers !! Post aarti, nearly 25 girls rounded our table with an intense stare that could move a glass aka Matilda..It was not just embarassing but unnerving ! Asked few better looking ones to dance, response was no, MK asked if you cannot dance, sirf entry?, and response was yes. Never seen such blunt response, without even trying any excuse !!
Finally settled on 3 who , like some students in school class when teacher ask a question raise their hands to answer, raised theirs to say they can dance. Spent an hour of non stop Tyrion playlist and with lack of any other customers, it felt like VIP !! Paid from 300 to 700 per song. 700 was for some very lengthy songs and some good performance !! Btw, Good performance definition is how close they allow you to them while dancing !
Rating : 5/ 10. If girls who can dance become a bit more shameless like Deepika ones, this can become a hotspot. Until then an okay visit if nothing else fancies you.
I wish there are certain posts that can be kept at the top of the list so that people are reminded of it regularly. NM80 Bhai did post something about sairat, wish I remembered before going in. Probably only my ejaculation time is faster than our entry and exit from this place.
Saw a girl who looked like having some disability and it was heart breaking to see such girls are allowed to work in that environment. Just my personal view, maybe some noble intentions are there but I failed to see it and I don't think will ever visit this place.
Sairat - 1/ 10. You might find someone to take for entry , as most seem to be entry material, personally I would try my luck elsewhere.
Speaking of NM80 Bhai, in my last trip visited Kapal few times and on the first one , paid 500 per song and didnot get much response from most of the dancers. Pinged NM bhai who immediately replied with some girls names and also spend suggestions. Went few more times and thoroughly enjoyed. Kapal was great when I visited last sep and oct. Thanks NM bhai. I am now thinking why I didn't visit it this time, it completely gone off my mind. If the quality is still same as it was pre 3rd wave, I would recommend this to wanderers.
If you have sadguru experience of paying one young thing and then get surrounded by milfs for Boni, when compared to Sandip, Sadguru is online trading and sandip is like pit trading, that's the kind of jostling you will get from milfs for Boni. There are some good looking young ones who can also dance, but unfortunately they neither have the space nor the env to make use of their skills.
When doing some Pooja at home, in the end the pujari will ask to think of your favourite temple and circle yourself 3 times, as this act is equivalent to circling the temple 3 times.. sandip girls have enough space to circle themselves, we just need to imagine that they are performing Sufi dervishes whirling !
There is an inner room for something more intimate, but young ones refused to go and those who do go, are Sai Darbar SB types. If you are lucky or have considerable time, can explore this place. Or if you want to see some bar action , such as breaking bottles, patrons forcefully getting evicted by waiters, high level of bitchiness amongst girls, this is the place to visit.. You will be on a high of a different kind !
Rating : 2/ 10. There are very few good looking young ones and they are in demand. The crowd gets rough and there is always some action ! Never seen waiters so stressed out because of patrons.. Not worth the travel as well, it is quite interior in kopri gaon.
Have been to Dilruba few times during last visit and found it to be happening. So went again on day 2, as on day 1 it was open until 11.45 and the coat said it will be open until midnight from next day. Reached around 11 and as luck would have it, got closed on time, so just stood outside and ensured girls safely got on to mini vans !!
No rating at this time, needs few more visit, but will definitely visit again.
Regards
Basu
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