Anglo bro,
I feel agitated, infuriated at the way some newbies ask questions without reading the Fcuking forum..
Spoonfeeding reaching at its nadir..
The forum threads revealing all the details like Chik names,service, attitude,damages etc..
No one cares even to browse thru them...
So be it..
As the forum content was getting repeatative,I felt it's time to explore again..
And it so happened that an old flame of mine invited me to a new joint which she of late has moved into..
It's called FACBOOK...
Yes..u read it correctly..
It's not Facebook..but FACBOOK..
Bhen***
It's diagonally opposite WhatsApp bar at turbhe Naka and adjacent to bar called Sungold..
It was previously called Diana bar,the earstwhile infamous bar under new management...
Parking Ur vehicle is a big issue there..
So I parked some fifty meters away from bar..
As I entered,I saw five six ugly aunties..and as I settled,the black coat promptly asked me for order..
I told him with these ugly damsels on showcase before me,I would love to make a move outside unless he gives me a free beer with freebies...
As I was rebuking him,my item appeared in black and golden attire..
She sat clinging to me as I exchanged pleasantries..
I asked her why she moved here from her earlier joint..she said,it's a safer joint as the customers do not manhandle any Chik here but the girls are allowed to go out on entry with customers of their choice..
As I allowed her to dance on two odd boring cliched songs,I slid some tenners under her cel..
Being Thursday,the customers were scarse and the remaining ones like me were given vip attention...
As black coat and white coat pressed me for entry,I said I am uninterested for the day..
As the night progressed,I saw some good faces waiting for prospective chutiyas like me..
As my old flame urged me to be generous for the day..."meri izzat rakh Lo aaj"...as she had invited me...I was the clever fox to cash it on for the day..
"Aaj teri izzat rakh loonga,Lekin kal utarunga"...as she blushed,I saw a big green signal for tomorrow...
Guys,it's a bar meant for entries..some good faces are there indeed..
So if u wanna visit,take Ur pick..
Beer:550
Girl: 800 for dance
Tips to black n white coat 100
Tips to two of items female friends 150
DJ 100
Chhotu, watchman 50
All in all a good investment for tomorrow's lodge stint with old flame who I couldn't lay earlier..