Th3!mp
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Cramped Single seat benchReading all the hype around Jagdamba, was excited to explore it.
Though not in a mood but just because my plans for the day were cancelled, decided to visit it.
To my surprise, the quality was subpar (Had read about the quality to be superior to Kishor & Mayur), almost Sai Darbar level.
Only a couple of girls were quite good looking but one (Named Shweta, Nepali) was busy with a customer & the other one (Don't know her name) showed a lot of tantrums to sit. Told me that she will sit only for 20 minutes in 500. Though I did not discuss the service, looking at her, I am pretty sure it would be poor only.
The room was quite hot near the corner tables. There was not even a dedicated fan for those tables.
Was thinking of leaving the place but then again thought ki itni dur aaye hai toh try karke hi jaate hai.
Called a decent looking one. As mentioned by @themonger bhai, asked her to sit for 40-45 minutes in 500. To which she denied & humbly left the table (She was genuine enough to not do RR of bohni). Then I got to know that norm here was the same that of other SBs i.e. 500 for half an hour.
The Coatwaala then brought two for me, telling they would provide good service. Chose one of them.
Name was Suhana. Average looking bangaalan. Their Hindi accent pisses me off. Service too was average. No DFK. Sat on my lap in the cowgirl position & I did dry humping for a while. Then boob sucking & all.
Didn't ask for HJ as was not in a mood.
Then there was a little better looking chick standing near the table. Called her. As soon as she sat & told her name, it turned me off. Her mouth was stinking. Lagta hai bina brush kiye hi aa gayi thi. Ab BC bataau bhi kaise? So offered her a chocolate I was carrying but tab tak mood ki maa chud chuki thi. Asked her to sit for 15 minutes for 300 rupees. Bitch started showing tantrums telling whether you sit for 15 or 30 minutes, she will charge 500 only. Asked to fuck off, to which she started RR of bohni, gave & she left.
Forgot to mention that they seem to be costly too. They have different charges for different fruit juices, the Coatwaala told me the rate for Apple juice was 800. Though it's been a couple of years for me visiting SBs, I am pretty sure that all the leaders in this space like Kishor/Mayur/Sneha, would be still charging the same for all types of juices & that must be less than 500 (Please confirm if anybody knows).
It seems to be the only SB in the vicinity & when there is little to no competition, stuff like this (Maal ki quality jhaant baraabar aur paise le dabaakar) is bound to happen.
Highly advise every SB lover to stay away from this place & stick to evergreen Kishor/Mayur for quality & Sneha for service.
Suhana: 500
The 2nd bitch: Bohni of 100
Juice: 600
Coatwaala & waiter: 200
Watchman: 20
WIR? NEVER.
Is it still there ?