Samudra @ dhaisar check post
As the name suggests its a real samudra of a DB. Walked in up the flight of stairs n entered the floor. This place is HUGE as in MASSIVE the floor space index can be any where 10 times any regular DB!!!!
I was dumb struck around 40 odd lasses standing mostly 6 on 10 n a few 8 on 10.
Ordered a quarter n immersed my self to a 3 on 10 singing quality n to avoid niose to my delicate ears too a paper napking split in half n rolled it into my ears plug in place..i said bajaoo bc jitna joor ke gaana he gaao bc!
Scanned thru the stock n tipped two honeytraps 500 each from there on eyes locked on them one was a Lady in mid 30 lovely simple smile n open hair till in knees round red bindi fetish i have lol the other was usual fair ample curves to explore fursat se..
Tipped 50s around 1500 to others as backup masti..mostly those who i liked. First quarter over n asked the multicoloured coat walas to get me a quat..he said quat system is only till 8 wtf..never mind had 2 more pegs n was there till 11ish..the post 9 30 stock was a bit less but all were around 7 on 10.
The place can easily fit in around 70 who can still walk around with there bums not touching the other and if if u call them to your table u can actually piss till she reaches you..lol.. the fucking place is massive..and its just one floor so to speak!
Asked for the bill n was expecting to see 3k plus n was again dumb struck it was just 1.2 k..told the coat wala to recheck he said sir theek he gst nahi lagaya he..told him this is the lowest bill i got ever in DB i had 5 pegs with thanda drink n 1200!!
Paid 1500 took a pic of the bill n said tera bar internet par famous aaj raat ko next time bus bhar ke dost ko le kat aata hoon..shook hands with coatwalas galore n left
Came out my mind kept ringing 1200 wtf wtf wtf
There was a old guy on the thela who was selling hot popcorns neatly packed on his thela..wow picked up one costing just INR 10 tipped him a 50 n said thanks aajobaa n took a Uber n munched on till thane had ghar ka bhojan without any chodan though..
A wonderful evening indeed!
Total damages
Tips 2500
Bill 1500!!!!!!!!!!
Popcorn 50
Aana jaana 500
Negatives :the sound system but its ok if u just focus on the kavla maals with ears plugged a must else u will have ringing ears as a hanghovr..writing this at 5 30 am!!!
Wtf am i up too lol