dance bars in navi mumbai

[DayDreamer_007]

Thought to give my final Board examination at Sneha to get admission in Other top Universities
Text fellow monger Dreamchant but he was busy in office so headed alone !

Landed directly to sneha at 4Pm ( IPL effect Entire Place was empty ) !!
10 to 12 Gals lined up as soon i entered in SB section so thought to do Bohni by Legends ways and told them will give 200 new notes to each if they show their GAANDDD and I will put note between their bomb , 5 to 6 left the room and then one shows the dare and poited other gal to stand at door cover the door so that no one else can see from outside probably Staff or Idk why so

And lifted her Saaree turned back
Wowww what a Amazing Gaand she has with a yellow flowered panty and then pulled her panty and press bomb tightly she screemed itna zor se mat dabao laal ho jayega !! loved that word ! Puted 200rs in Panty and asked to lay down her saree and then wo nikal sakti hai notes ( Obviously jaan bujhkar bola tha so that Fir se Darshan ho nikalte waqt ) and expectations comes true

Continued this with others Mallika , Tanya , Seema , Sabina and 2 more , named forget !!
What a KOTHA scene it was , felt like King of a Kingdom for those moments

Waiters was stuck outside thinking of what's happening inside
And came shouting inside Abse koi door jaam nhi karega and i putted 200 note in his hand directly and he turns silent by a laughing and Arreyy Sir aap ( Though it was my second visit to sneha and mai bhi nhi janta tha usako)) !!mai bola ab jo dena hai dekar jaoo and disturb mat karna !!

Made Mallika Sit beside ( with Two RIO ) and 2 others sit automatically in temptation looking at our actions And an unforgettable boobs & ass press!!!!
I can here comments by others and i said aaja tera bhi dabata hu
And response from Tanya comes mai Dabwati nhi hu pilati hu sirf!!

And I took that word " Mai pilati hu" and challenge her that 5min khadi hokar & Kholkar pilayegi yahi to 500rs ?

And after 2 min of laugh and comments she took me to the table right side of the door and opened her Bra completely and put her nipple in mouth and boli Lo aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge & sucked like hell complete 5min other watching at us !!
After ditto 5min she said apka time ho gaya !! Bra covered paid 500 and back to Mallika and jerkoff in around 30 min with warm Lawa!!!
Cleaned and paid her 500rs and number exchanged !!

Then looked at Seema and made her sit as she and her friend Tanya both were on other table waiting for their turn desperately & Action begin with boobs press and dfk with Seema as already sucked Tanya so wished to suck this time seema ka and in b/w did that too and jerkoff again paid seema 500 and Tanya 200 and they both left happily after 45min with number exchanged in hope of entry on some other day by this time it was around 6 so as soon was about to leave Arati started so thought to leave once it get finished !!

And suddenly a lady come in room and stand jus infront of me by putting her ass towards me and pta nhi kya hua in those 5min by looking at her ass and curved shape Johny gives Standing ovations Was ready to jerkoff 3rd time socha iski to dabakar hi jaunga !!
After all those 5min of control as soon Aarti ends put my hand on her ass and she smiled at me and said baith jaaun ( Behanchod 5min se GAAND baithne ke liy hi to dikha rahi thi saali my inner voice said)

Bola Yes and asked her name she said RAJANI and putted my hand on her curve and squeeze all over she did as well And pulled her saree up and she cooperated well by leading my hands towards her Virgina she was complete horny that time and what I found was amazing surprisingly I shouted

WHAT THE FUCK BEHANCHOD CHADDI KAHA HAI TERI ?????


All other looked at us and laughed She said Itna zor se kyu bol rahe ho and I asked her gently Kaha hai Teri panty ?
She said Ek quarter magao aaj Mai madhosh hona chahti hu and I said mera kya hoga fir then she said Jannat Dikhaungi ( and asked for entry which I denied to her as well ) and ordered a quarter she offers me as well but I said don't drink and after a peg she came in actions

Trust me guys best scene it was as she was there without BRA and PANTY which itself was making me hard she opened her blouse cover with saree and took my hand directly to her Choot and said PANI NIKAL DO MERA AAJ BAHOT GARAM HO RAHI HU , which I agreed and starred fingerings like hell without caring other gals and she was moaning like a PYASI FULL RAANDI TYPE and I said Tu bahot garam hai behanchod and again bolti hai entry ke liy chalo na and I said show me here Jannat and then we will go , to bolti hai yaha full openly nhi kar paungi and I said do try

She agreed and boli mera pani nikal kar dikhao and then I pulled my second finger inside her choot and stared rubbing DANA OF HER CHOOT ,
Bolti tum bahot experienced lagte ho and in between she moaned a lot with all those Hindi words like LAWADA , CHOOT , BHOSADA , GAAND and many more and after 15 min of hardcore Fingerings, Boobs press & sucked she reached her orgasm she exploded and I can feel Garam juice of her choot !!

She said maja aa gaya and took other glass of quarter and stated giving hand job and kissing , tickling all over body and ear and after a full 1 hour of actions Jerkoff and said Saali pahle kaha thi tu ( till that time we have opened to dirty talks ), cleaned myself and exchanged number she said tum satisfy karna jante ho , meet me outside will do it for free if not in need as she found me younger than her and cute which she said that excite her a lot !!Paid her 500 and settle the bill and left with satisfaction !!!

Getting numerous call from all three gals Mallika Tanya and Rajani continously to meet outside but due to busy schedule ignoring them!!!


So guys it's the best time to visit the Bars as I think cause of IPL and extremely less crowed and they All are desperate for entry and Guranteed awesome service !!!

Hit up guys
Soon will share Extremly High End FRs which would be shocking to you all may be or may be not for person like ( Sam , mark , bond , pc and other fellow monger )
!!!!!

Cheers EF !!

As per rule damages must be shared


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[Mark Dsouza]

Was out with friends to a resort ...Panaromic close to Panvel..had loads of fun drinks....And left around 7,friends wanted to drink so stopped in a normal Fine Dine ..had drinks ..snacks and left by 10.pm...
Being in New Mumbai on a Saturday..so smartly said gudbye....and thought let's have fun....but had my bag....but said chuk it and the closet was Savli...so went to DB(bag with watchman)...not much of crowd around 10.30pm so sat down ordered a beer..and scanned around found a sexy matured girl(29) from Lucknow Varsha...in a blue saree.. great figure....wat a seductive waist...was tempted to take her out...but informed that she on a period..ok to meet on Monday...my fukall luck with getting laid continues......But suddenly bell rings and informed LE visit ...was shit scared thought some raid ..so hurriedly called for bill..but waiter was insisting that nothing will happen ..we are safe....but I read forum..Savli gets raided and on LE radar..So left in a Jiffy....many bars to enjoy..mental peace important....Varsha got her tip and bill paid..waiter tipped and left by 11:30pm...Uncle Sam /MK Check Varsha damn good figure....

So.thought better leave to Happy Street.... Entered Bebo...my god what girls all almost 8 /10...floor was BUZZING..... Cabana OB dancer has migrated here ..she was sweet..and pretty...Last time at Cabana gave her a lot of money..but moody won't dance..but today she was eyeing me.so said chuk.it....not repeating....Another blonde hair dancer .seems matured...push up bra boobs popping out was eyeing me...but not interested..I like one girl..little plump but pretty... but her regular customer was in House .so she won't be able to dance....Few dancers from Natraj to migrated.. seen me was shocked..came and asked me 'Aap toh Sab Jagah ghumte ho'...Had to give boni......Sat for sometime as the dancer who I liked was busy...so thought let head to Cabana....I liked someone on my last visit....paid bill...paid waiter he was insisting to sit as he knew me from Savli..but dejected mood....so left
Bebo- @800.beer...Bud
Cabana-@950beer...Bud

Will explore Bebo on my next visit to Happy Street

Entered Cabana ....it was decorated..Shalu's Birthday..no.idea who she was but... beautiful girls around 7/10..around 25....and 2 mongers seated separately ..were splurging cash...to.girls who were just posing..atleast 50k each...I had my beer and thought not my day...let's just see the fun...no need of doing anything fancy....the girl who.i.liked from.my last visit wanted to make her dance she too...was busy..someone splurging money on her too..In my mind said WTF...waiter looking at me even black coat..by knw they knw I like dance...but I just smiled and watched the fun...the amount of Money being spent on girls for just standing and posing was utmost fun to watch..not my money...I wud love to see some dance....if I spend ...

Anyways ppl were enjoying..I was getting bored.. didn't want to disturb the posing..so said next time paid my bill and walked out at 1:30am
...
Food...no.food restraunts closed..happy street restraunts close early...having Burji Pav in Sion....last option and typing...my story...

Been.running around with my hard dick..but whichever girl I like...it ends in KLPD...wht fuk all luck...But I never loose hope...will head to Sainath and Laila..soon...find someone...
Many fishes..but I want someone who I like...

Onething I missed today in Cabana and Bebo a girl sitting beside you and you fondle..kiss and see her dance.all in one.. .I am loosing interest in OB....planning to keep it as a once in a while thing.. .SB too..no.fun.with aunty's..Milfs...

Sainath.....and Laila till I can find ample time for Panvel.....

Mark

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[DayDreamer_007]

Too Good
Mushik Bhai
Loved it

Loved it bro.

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[Basu1970]

Bucket list, things to do before you die: Meet the legend. Met. Tick..

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[mongerking26]

Folks
With his exuberant posts Basu da was on my hit list..
But being evasive, and elusive, couldn't bump into him..
But yesterday was the day..
He had midnight flight to catch, hence persuaded him to meet..
Destination decided, was Rasna... Ofcourse..
Met the shy and sheepish Basu da..
Was overwhelmed by his simplicity...
Talked about fifteen minutes outside, before entering the hall with commotion and din..
Spoke of his days from 1996 to 2002,when he was in Mumbai and was having blast mainly in chembur, kurla area.. It was nostalgic as me too was hyperactive those days in New Mumbai area..
An hour of ecstacy inside Rasna..
A couple of hot chiks beside him buy shy guy need to be more aggressive in his approach ;-)
Dashed to fav joint kishor for half an hour when inner section was overcrowded...
A hottie by his side in outside section. .. And left soon promising to meet soon next month alongwith forum buddies like anglo, mushik, mark, Demo, niketan, mongering84 etc.
After meeting so many gems in the forum, now only last wish remained unfulfilled...
Yes... U guys are right..
Our own super maestro.... Uncle sam

 

[MrCoolDudee]

hello friends,

Can somebody guide me where exactly sainath bar is located.

want to explore sainath bar maybe today or coming week ...

Regards,
happy mongering

 

[coolguy80]

hello friends,

Can somebody guide me where exactly sainath bar is located.

want to explore sainath bar maybe today or coming week ...

Regards,
happy mongering

It’s next to Kishore bar.Sector 1 shiravane nerul.for more reference read forum last 3-4 pages.


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[demoashash]

A hottie by his side in outside section. .. And left soon promising to meet soon next month alongwith forum buddies like anglo, mushik, mark, Demo, niketan, mongering84 etc.
After meeting so many gems in the forum, now only last wish remained unfulfilled...
Yes... U guys are right..
Our own super maestro.... Uncle sam[/QUOTE]

Basu da missed you this time but would live to catch up when you are there next time..,,

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[demoashash]

A hottie by his side in outside section. .. And left soon promising to meet soon next month alongwith forum buddies like anglo, mushik, mark, Demo, niketan, mongering84 etc.
After meeting so many gems in the forum, now only last wish remained unfulfilled...
Yes... U guys are right..
Our own super maestro.... Uncle sam

Basu da missed you this time but would love to catch up when you are there next time..,,



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[demoashash]

It’s next to Kishore bar.Sector 1 shiravane nerul.for more reference read forum last 3-4 pages.


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Close to Kohinoor lodge..Take left from there and you will find it at the corner..

Girls go out for 3 k and usually to Kohinoor lodge..

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[Mark Dsouza]

How would you rate the girls...You will save me the journey if not great......

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[demoashash]

How would you rate the girls...You will save me the journey if not great......

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Mark bro I had been there 3 months back..Girls might have changed...But it's a low end dB with very cramped seating arrangement.
Girls are a mixed lot of aunties and some good girls overall 5 or 6/10 .

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[Unclesam]

Humans of Dance Bar

Mongering is not just water removal

It is about experiences of meeting Humans which are totally different from what you are and seeing some totally different world

Sharing two such meetings in this week

SHE

Main new year main first Aayi thi
She was telling proudly while eating her ice cream
The Soft sofa of Coffe shop of Renaissance Powai was too comfortable for her
She was not used it
She had been to various small lodges or some star hotels in nights and rushing out of them in early morning

But five star coffice shop in day time was totally different experience for her

Eating her ice cream she again proclaimed

Mera new year ko sub se jyada collection hua tha
Anna ne Sab ladkiyon ke samne Meri taarif ki thi

It was 1 st may
Dry day
But she was still on 31st night

Kisi bhi ladki ka itna nahi hua tha
Pura 2 lacs
Her eyes were glittering

Kisne udaya ?
I asked

Hai mere do teen Seth log
31 st ko aaye the

Tera boy friend tha Na ..I asked

Wo to kab ka chod ke Chala Gaya
Mere ko is Line main dal ke usne shaadi kiyi
Ek bacha bhi hai us ko ab

To us ke saath Bhag ke Aayi thi ? I was curious

Hum Face book pe mile the
Chatting Kar te the
Fir video call
Us ne bola ghar chod ke aa ja
To aa Gayi
Tab itna Samjhta nahi tha

To us ne seal Todi Teri? ..I was having cold coffe with this hot gal

I have told her ..if I take you to Renaissance then u must wear Full cloths and no extra make up

Stil in that long dress with red lipstic and natural cat eyes she was looking gorgeous

Waiter was staring at her intermittently

Ha ..us ne hi Kiya pehli baar

Us ka Khopoli main construction ka business hai
Mere ko Panvel main Rakha tha

Aur phir baad main Panvel ke dance baar main daal diya mere ko
Us ke dost ka tha

Jabardasti Dala tere ko ? I asked

Nahi ..main Khud hi chali gayi
Gaaon jake Kya Karti
To ammi ko bol ke yahi ruk Gayi

boyfriend aata hai ab bhi?

Ha ..kabhi kabhi ..Baki customer jaisa
She was bit sad

To Intane paise ka Kya Karti ho?..I changed the topic

Main bhi business Karti hu ..her eyes were again glittering

Kon Sa business ?

'Mera Beauti parlor ka Dukan hai vashi main
Ladies Beauti parlour
Rent pe liya hai
Do ladki Rakhi hai
Main dophar ko Jaake Kam dekhti hu
Gaon main bhi ek daala hai
Wo ammi dekhti hai

Kya baat hai
...I was knowing that she is smart gal

Ab main construction ka bhi business chalu Karegi gaon main

Now I was surprised

Humara gaon main Sab makan purane hai
To us ko repair Kar ne ko ek JCB liya hai Bhaade pe
Gaaon main construction ka kam niklata hai
Accha kamai Hota hai
Abbu dekhte hai

Yeh construction ka line kisne bola ? I was still surprised

Mere boyfriend ko Dekh ke Sikh Gayi
Us ne jindgi main yahi acchi gift diya mere ko ...

To ab dance bar chod dogi ?

Nahi to ..aur Paach saal tak to nahi
Baad main sochungi

She finished her ice cream and French fries

Room pe chale ?she asked

Kyo ? ..I looked at her

Kyo Matlab ?Bajao ge nahi mere ko ?

Waiter who was serving me Juice looked up
I stared at her and after waiter went told her
NO

To chalo Hotel Ghumate hai ..she exclaimed ..main aaj tak 5 star din main Dekha nahi hai
Wo Talab ke kinare Jane ko deete hai Kya ?

U can ..I replied

She got up and roamed around whole of renaissance
Lake and Pool and Spa and shops and restaurants

Chalo selfie nikalte hai ..she said at the lake side

I was about to say yes
But then pulled my self back

I can not have my pic in her phone
I don't trust any one

She also realised it

To meri to photo Nikalo
Kaha aaungi main yaha din main
Raat main yeh talaab ka pani dikhta nahi

She had a good reason
I clicked her photos

It was almost 2 hours
Time to go
Called a cab for her

Thanks ..she said ...main pub main Gayi hu ..hotel main bhi ..resort main bhi ..lekin Din main pehli baar five star dekha
Maza aa Gaya
She was churping

While sitting in the car she gave one box in my hand
Yeh aap ke liye
Accha lage ga aap pe
Office main pehn ke Jaana
Aapne office main
Mere Office main nahi

Before I could react her cab went off

It was a Shirt ..Arrow one

I don't know how she knew my size

But it fits perfectly

Uncle Sam

 

[Mark Dsouza]

On a lazy Sunday afternoon... you have brought back some old memories..which I had tied down and blocked off...

Uncle Sam.....hats off



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[Coolman]

Humans of Dance Bar

Mongering is not just water removal

It is about experiences of meeting Humans which are totally different from what you are and seeing some totally different world

Sharing two such meetings in this week

SHE

Main new year main first Aayi thi
She was telling proudly while eating her ice cream
The Soft sofa of Coffe shop of Renaissance Powai was too comfortable for her
She was not used it
She had been to various small lodges or some star hotels in nights and rushing out of them in early morning

But five star coffice shop in day time was totally different experience for her

Eating her ice cream she again proclaimed

Mera new year ko sub se jyada collection hua tha
Anna ne Sab ladkiyon ke samne Meri taarif ki thi

It was 1 st may
Dry day
But she was still on 31st night

Kisi bhi ladki ka itna nahi hua tha
Pura 2 lacs
Her eyes were glittering

Kisne udaya ?
I asked

Hai mere do teen Seth log
31 st ko aaye the

Tera boy friend tha Na ..I asked

Wo to kab ka chod ke Chala Gaya
Mere ko is



Uncle Sam

Respect Uncle Sam and hats off.

 

[@une vie]

Humans of Dance Bar

Mongering is not just water removal

It is about experiences of meeting Humans which are totally different from what you are and seeing some totally different world

Sharing two such meetings in this week

SHE

Main new year main first Aayi thi
She was telling proudly while eating her ice cream
The Soft sofa of Coffe shop of Renaissance Powai was too comfortable for her
She was not used it
She had been to various small lodges or some star hotels in nights and rushing out of them in early morning

But five star coffice shop in day time was totally different experience for her

Eating her ice cream she again proclaimed

Mera new year ko sub se jyada collection hua tha
Anna ne Sab ladkiyon ke samne Meri taarif ki thi

It was 1 st may
Dry day
But she was still on 31st night

Kisi bhi ladki ka itna nahi hua tha
Pura 2 lacs
Her eyes were glittering

Kisne udaya ?
I asked

Hai mere do teen Seth log
31 st ko aaye the

Tera boy friend tha Na ..I asked

Wo to kab ka chod ke Chala Gaya
Mere ko is Line main dal ke usne shaadi kiyi
Ek bacha bhi hai us ko ab

To us ke saath Bhag ke Aayi thi ? I was curious

Hum Face book pe mile the
Chatting Kar te the
Fir video call
Us ne bola ghar chod ke aa ja
To aa Gayi
Tab itna Samjhta nahi tha

To us ne seal Todi Teri? ..I was having cold coffe with this hot gal

I have told her ..if I take you to Renaissance then u must wear Full cloths and no extra make up

Stil in that long dress with red lipstic and natural cat eyes she was looking gorgeous

Waiter was staring at her intermittently

Ha ..us ne hi Kiya pehli baar

Us ka Khopoli main construction ka business hai
Mere ko Panvel main Rakha tha

Aur phir baad main Panvel ke dance baar main daal diya mere ko
Us ke dost ka tha

Jabardasti Dala tere ko ? I asked

Nahi ..main Khud hi chali gayi
Gaaon jake Kya Karti
To ammi ko bol ke yahi ruk Gayi

boyfriend aata hai ab bhi?

Ha ..kabhi kabhi ..Baki customer jaisa
She was bit sad

To Intane paise ka Kya Karti ho?..I changed the topic

Main bhi business Karti hu ..her eyes were again glittering

Kon Sa business ?

'Mera Beauti parlor ka Dukan hai vashi main
Ladies Beauti parlour
Rent pe liya hai
Do ladki Rakhi hai
Main dophar ko Jaake Kam dekhti hu
Gaon main bhi ek daala hai
Wo ammi dekhti hai

Kya baat hai
...I was knowing that she is smart gal

Ab main construction ka bhi business chalu Karegi gaon main

Now I was surprised

Humara gaon main Sab makan purane hai
To us ko repair Kar ne ko ek JCB liya hai Bhaade pe
Gaaon main construction ka kam niklata hai
Accha kamai Hota hai
Abbu dekhte hai

Yeh construction ka line kisne bola ? I was still surprised

Mere boyfriend ko Dekh ke Sikh Gayi
Us ne jindgi main yahi acchi gift diya mere ko ...

To ab dance bar chod dogi ?

Nahi to ..aur Paach saal tak to nahi
Baad main sochungi

She finished her ice cream and French fries

Room pe chale ?she asked

Kyo ? ..I looked at her

Kyo Matlab ?Bajao ge nahi mere ko ?

Waiter who was serving me Juice looked up
I stared at her and after waiter went told her
NO

To chalo Hotel Ghumate hai ..she exclaimed ..main aaj tak 5 star din main Dekha nahi hai
Wo Talab ke kinare Jane ko deete hai Kya ?

U can ..I replied

She got up and roamed around whole of renaissance
Lake and Pool and Spa and shops and restaurants

Chalo selfie nikalte hai ..she said at the lake side

I was about to say yes
But then pulled my self back

I can not have my pic in her phone
I don't trust any one

She also realised it

To meri to photo Nikalo
Kaha aaungi main yaha din main
Raat main yeh talaab ka pani dikhta nahi

She had a good reason
I clicked her photos

It was almost 2 hours
Time to go
Called a cab for her

Thanks ..she said ...main pub main Gayi hu ..hotel main bhi ..resort main bhi ..lekin Din main pehli baar five star dekha
Maza aa Gaya
She was churping

While sitting in the car she gave one box in my hand
Yeh aap ke liye
Accha lage ga aap pe
Office main pehn ke Jaana
Aapne office main
Mere Office main nahi

Before I could react her cab went off

It was a Shirt ..Arrow one

I don't know how she knew my size

But it fits perfectly

Uncle Sam

You write like Paulo Coelho
There is a book by name "Eleven minutes" your writing resembles that

 

[coolguy80]

Humans of Dance Bar

Mongering is not just water removal

It is about experiences of meeting Humans which are totally different from what you are and seeing some totally different world

Sharing two such meetings in this week

SHE

Main new year main first Aayi thi
She was telling proudly while eating her ice cream
The Soft sofa of Coffe shop of Renaissance Powai was too comfortable for her
She was not used it
She had been to various small lodges or some star hotels in nights and rushing out of them in early morning

But five star coffice shop in day time was totally different experience for her

Eating her ice cream she again proclaimed

Mera new year ko sub se jyada collection hua tha
Anna ne Sab ladkiyon ke samne Meri taarif ki thi

It was 1 st may
Dry day
But she was still on 31st night

Kisi bhi ladki ka itna nahi hua tha
Pura 2 lacs
Her eyes were glittering

Kisne udaya ?
I asked

Hai mere do teen Seth log
31 st ko aaye the

Tera boy friend tha Na ..I asked

Wo to kab ka chod ke Chala Gaya
Mere ko is Line main dal ke usne shaadi kiyi
Ek bacha bhi hai us ko ab

To us ke saath Bhag ke Aayi thi ? I was curious

Hum Face book pe mile the
Chatting Kar te the
Fir video call
Us ne bola ghar chod ke aa ja
To aa Gayi
Tab itna Samjhta nahi tha

To us ne seal Todi Teri? ..I was having cold coffe with this hot gal

I have told her ..if I take you to Renaissance then u must wear Full cloths and no extra make up

Stil in that long dress with red lipstic and natural cat eyes she was looking gorgeous

Waiter was staring at her intermittently

Ha ..us ne hi Kiya pehli baar

Us ka Khopoli main construction ka business hai
Mere ko Panvel main Rakha tha

Aur phir baad main Panvel ke dance baar main daal diya mere ko
Us ke dost ka tha

Jabardasti Dala tere ko ? I asked

Nahi ..main Khud hi chali gayi
Gaaon jake Kya Karti
To ammi ko bol ke yahi ruk Gayi

boyfriend aata hai ab bhi?

Ha ..kabhi kabhi ..Baki customer jaisa
She was bit sad

To Intane paise ka Kya Karti ho?..I changed the topic

Main bhi business Karti hu ..her eyes were again glittering

Kon Sa business ?

'Mera Beauti parlor ka Dukan hai vashi main
Ladies Beauti parlour
Rent pe liya hai
Do ladki Rakhi hai
Main dophar ko Jaake Kam dekhti hu
Gaon main bhi ek daala hai
Wo ammi dekhti hai

Kya baat hai
...I was knowing that she is smart gal

Ab main construction ka bhi business chalu Karegi gaon main

Now I was surprised

Humara gaon main Sab makan purane hai
To us ko repair Kar ne ko ek JCB liya hai Bhaade pe
Gaaon main construction ka kam niklata hai
Accha kamai Hota hai
Abbu dekhte hai

Yeh construction ka line kisne bola ? I was still surprised

Mere boyfriend ko Dekh ke Sikh Gayi
Us ne jindgi main yahi acchi gift diya mere ko ...

To ab dance bar chod dogi ?

Nahi to ..aur Paach saal tak to nahi
Baad main sochungi

She finished her ice cream and French fries

Room pe chale ?she asked

Kyo ? ..I looked at her

Kyo Matlab ?Bajao ge nahi mere ko ?

Waiter who was serving me Juice looked up
I stared at her and after waiter went told her
NO

To chalo Hotel Ghumate hai ..she exclaimed ..main aaj tak 5 star din main Dekha nahi hai
Wo Talab ke kinare Jane ko deete hai Kya ?

U can ..I replied

She got up and roamed around whole of renaissance
Lake and Pool and Spa and shops and restaurants

Chalo selfie nikalte hai ..she said at the lake side

I was about to say yes
But then pulled my self back

I can not have my pic in her phone
I don't trust any one

She also realised it

To meri to photo Nikalo
Kaha aaungi main yaha din main
Raat main yeh talaab ka pani dikhta nahi

She had a good reason
I clicked her photos

It was almost 2 hours
Time to go
Called a cab for her

Thanks ..she said ...main pub main Gayi hu ..hotel main bhi ..resort main bhi ..lekin Din main pehli baar five star dekha
Maza aa Gaya
She was churping

While sitting in the car she gave one box in my hand
Yeh aap ke liye
Accha lage ga aap pe
Office main pehn ke Jaana
Aapne office main
Mere Office main nahi

Before I could react her cab went off

It was a Shirt ..Arrow one

I don't know how she knew my size

But it fits perfectly

Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam sometime story of these gals leave us With many questions.What is right and wrong.


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[Unclesam]

Humans of Dance Bar

HE

Aaj 18 years ho Gaya is line main

He started talking
His red coat was well pressed
With Tika on forehead
And a pen in his pocket

He is the manger Red coat in one of the DBs
I had reached early
Bar was empty
Gal were just coming in
Stil in make up room

So red coat was giving me company to kil time

Main 2002 is line main aaya

Main pehle Philips company main Kaam karta tha
Thane main
Hum log tube light banata tha
Wo time 2000 main muzhe 15000 per month salary tha ..

He was telling his story

Lekin phir ek din ..Holland se bada Sahab aaya
Bola ..unit loss main hai
Factory baand karna padega

Workers ka matha Bhadka
Shiv Sena ke log aaye
Phir stirke hua
Manager ko Kisi ne Mara
Aur mera job chala gaya
Factory ko tala laga

Hum log ek raat main Sadak pe aaa Gaye

Mera ek dost bar main Jata tha
Vahi bola
Tum bhi aa jao

Ab dusra koi job nahi tha
Ek ladka
Ek Chota bhai

Kya karata
Join Kiya

Pehle pehle accha nahi lagta tha
Lekin baad main Sadat hua

Seth accha tha
Ab Seth ka ladka Kaam dekhata hai
Lekin Izzat Baap Jaisi hi deta hai

Yeh line ne paisa diya

Chote Bhai ko Vada Paav ka Gadi daal ke diya
Aaj us ka 5 vada Paav ka stall hai
Ladke ko padhaya
Ab corporate main job karta hai
BKC main

He was feeling proud

To ab chod do yeh line
Ladka Kama Raha hai Na ..I asked

Kya karega yeh line chod ke
Ladka Bahot bolta hai
Lekin es line ne tab roti diya jab sadak pe aaa Gaye the
Ab kaise us ko chodenge
Yaha accha lagta hai
Yehi Apna Mandir hai aur yahi apna Bhagwan hai

His eyes were moist
In dim light and on some Bollywood song ..he was into nostalgia

Wo time accha tha
2005 ke pehle
Ab waisi baat nahi
Wo time customer bhi Izzat dete the
Aaj Kal Naye Ladke pub main jaate hai
Aur yaha Waisa hi shor Machate hai

I was listening
I offered him a whiskey

Nahi Sir
18 saal se yeh line main hu
Per aaj tak Daru ko touch bhi nahi Kiya
Kisi ladki ko bhi Haath nahi lagaya
Customers ko jo karna hai wo Kare
Lekin mere ghar pe bibi hai
Aaj bhi Wahi mere liye hai

Ab ladka BKC main Kaam karta hai
Us ko Malum hai tum Dance bar main kam karte ho ..I questioned him

He looked at me
And took out his wallet
He had his family photo
Ladka 10 saal ka tha jab factory ko tala laga
Do time Khane ko nahi milta tha
Wo time es Bar ne roti diya

Ladka Sab Janta hai
Wo kabhi bhulega nahi es Bar ka Ehsaan

He continued

Ladke ki Shaadi hui

Main mere Bahu ko bhi bola
Tera Sasur Dance Bar main Maanger hai
Esi Bar ke kamai pe Tera pati bada Huwa

Bahu boli

Papa aap ko Jab tak karna hai tab tak Kaam karo
Aur phir Retire ho jao

Aaj bhi hum log Sab Saath main khana Khaate hai
Raat ko 11.30 pm ko

He had a very proud feeling

Main yahi pe Rahunga
Aur yahi pe Marunga

Jina yah Marna yaha
Es ke Siwa Janna Kaha

It was time for Aarti
He stood up

Shirdi Waale Sai Baba ...

Hall got buzzing


Uncle Sam

 

[Shmoshmo]

Dear Sam....

Great words "mongering is not only water removal".... Yuup it is more than that.... Profound meaning it has....
Wonderfully crafted genuine story....

I am provoking to rename our forum as IIM.... Yaa.... I mean it....
"INDIAN INSTITUTE OF MONGERING ".... I I M....

And u know so many rankers are here in this institute.... Everyone has some different skills n values....

Right now Sam, PC, MK, Anglo, Bond, Mark, are hitting high in IIM....

Few new buddies also in que.... Doing niice.... Scoring fast....

Dear Sam every human being is different entity.... When two people's vibrates on same frequency.... synchronization takes place... And then it becomes easy to decode he/she....

Mongering do bring he & she in some other zone.... Where one eased from agitation n hesitation.... And u know here the growth starts.... That confidence building is stepping stone for onward journey....

The journey without attachment is serene.... Journey is more enjoyable than reaching the destination....

By force one can't make her to like us....

Ya but if she likes us, we feel that.... Surely.... By small acts....

For example gifting u a shirt that too of perfect size....

And these beautiful moments are stored in a non erasable cells of our brain.... These moments not used to pop up regularly but yaa, whenever they pops up gives cool "ahasas"....

Thandi hawa ke zoke, chalte hai Halke halke....

Keep writing bro....

Regards

ShMo....




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[Windsor]

Humans of Dance Bar

Mongering is not just water removal

It is about experiences of meeting Humans which are totally different from what you are and seeing some totally different world

Sharing two such meetings in this week

SHE

Main new year main first Aayi thi
She was telling proudly while eating her ice cream
The Soft sofa of Coffe shop of Renaissance Powai was too comfortable for her
She was not used it
She had been to various small lodges or some star hotels in nights and rushing out of them in early morning

But five star coffice shop in day time was totally different experience for her

Eating her ice cream she again proclaimed

Mera new year ko sub se jyada collection hua tha
Anna ne Sab ladkiyon ke samne Meri taarif ki thi

It was 1 st may
Dry day
But she was still on 31st night

Kisi bhi ladki ka itna nahi hua tha
Pura 2 lacs
Her eyes were glittering

Kisne udaya ?
I asked

Hai mere do teen Seth log
31 st ko aaye the

Tera boy friend tha Na ..I asked

Wo to kab ka chod ke Chala Gaya
Mere ko is Line main dal ke usne shaadi kiyi
Ek bacha bhi hai us ko ab

To us ke saath Bhag ke Aayi thi ? I was curious

Hum Face book pe mile the
Chatting Kar te the
Fir video call
Us ne bola ghar chod ke aa ja
To aa Gayi
Tab itna Samjhta nahi tha

To us ne seal Todi Teri? ..I was having cold coffe with this hot gal

I have told her ..if I take you to Renaissance then u must wear Full cloths and no extra make up

Stil in that long dress with red lipstic and natural cat eyes she was looking gorgeous

Waiter was staring at her intermittently

Ha ..us ne hi Kiya pehli baar

Us ka Khopoli main construction ka business hai
Mere ko Panvel main Rakha tha

Aur phir baad main Panvel ke dance baar main daal diya mere ko
Us ke dost ka tha

Jabardasti Dala tere ko ? I asked

Nahi ..main Khud hi chali gayi
Gaaon jake Kya Karti
To ammi ko bol ke yahi ruk Gayi

boyfriend aata hai ab bhi?

Ha ..kabhi kabhi ..Baki customer jaisa
She was bit sad

To Intane paise ka Kya Karti ho?..I changed the topic

Main bhi business Karti hu ..her eyes were again glittering

Kon Sa business ?

'Mera Beauti parlor ka Dukan hai vashi main
Ladies Beauti parlour
Rent pe liya hai
Do ladki Rakhi hai
Main dophar ko Jaake Kam dekhti hu
Gaon main bhi ek daala hai
Wo ammi dekhti hai

Kya baat hai
...I was knowing that she is smart gal

Ab main construction ka bhi business chalu Karegi gaon main

Now I was surprised

Humara gaon main Sab makan purane hai
To us ko repair Kar ne ko ek JCB liya hai Bhaade pe
Gaaon main construction ka kam niklata hai
Accha kamai Hota hai
Abbu dekhte hai

Yeh construction ka line kisne bola ? I was still surprised

Mere boyfriend ko Dekh ke Sikh Gayi
Us ne jindgi main yahi acchi gift diya mere ko ...

To ab dance bar chod dogi ?

Nahi to ..aur Paach saal tak to nahi
Baad main sochungi

She finished her ice cream and French fries

Room pe chale ?she asked

Kyo ? ..I looked at her

Kyo Matlab ?Bajao ge nahi mere ko ?

Waiter who was serving me Juice looked up
I stared at her and after waiter went told her
NO

To chalo Hotel Ghumate hai ..she exclaimed ..main aaj tak 5 star din main Dekha nahi hai
Wo Talab ke kinare Jane ko deete hai Kya ?

U can ..I replied

She got up and roamed around whole of renaissance
Lake and Pool and Spa and shops and restaurants

Chalo selfie nikalte hai ..she said at the lake side

I was about to say yes
But then pulled my self back

I can not have my pic in her phone
I don't trust any one

She also realised it

To meri to photo Nikalo
Kaha aaungi main yaha din main
Raat main yeh talaab ka pani dikhta nahi

She had a good reason
I clicked her photos

It was almost 2 hours
Time to go
Called a cab for her

Thanks ..she said ...main pub main Gayi hu ..hotel main bhi ..resort main bhi ..lekin Din main pehli baar five star dekha
Maza aa Gaya
She was churping

While sitting in the car she gave one box in my hand
Yeh aap ke liye
Accha lage ga aap pe
Office main pehn ke Jaana
Aapne office main
Mere Office main nahi

Before I could react her cab went off

It was a Shirt ..Arrow one

I don't know how she knew my size

But it fits perfectly

Uncle Sam

Very well written..The accent how they speak beautifully captured and natural...

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