FR from Jharana Sunday visit
Sorry bhai log I know it's wrong forum but still want to update as few may be interested in western Mumbai DBs.
After spending a nice day with family... evening me mausam dekha aur song yaad aya
Aaj mausam bada baimaan he...
Saum bhai ne Jharana ki itni tarif jo Kari thi...so called him..met at usual chai sutta adda aur nikal pade Jharne me nahane ko.
He already communicated that main action started after 9..so reached there around 8:30.
Aaj mann me Tarzan movie ki yaad aa rahi thi...jaise Hemant Biraze ..Kimi Katkar Ko Jharne me nahate hue dekhta he...mujhe laga mujhe bhi aaj Hemant Biraze wala experience hone wala he.
Gate par pahuche aur Jharna dekh kar Ali Baba aur chalis chor ki yaad aayi aur awaz lagai
Khul ja sim sim...
Gate open ....entered inside bar...nice ambience..last time I been there but mood was different so didn't observe lot of things.
There were some 10-12 items standing in between and orchestra par ek moti aunty with a guy who was pretending himself like a pop singer...yo yo honey Singh what the fuck.
Out of those items ...I found 1 only of my taste..(Saum bhai already told me bhai there is one item of your taste, bhai Ko meri choice pata chal gaya)...she was hot in green saree..but lot of attitude...I like that.
Fir red bull managaya aur sip marne lage..Saum bhai apne item ke sath nain mattakka kar rahe the...she was nice.. Punjaban item...her eyes were very naughty...reminded me of Pihu.
Dekha jo tujhe yaar..Dil me baji guitar...jhalka ankhon se pyar...Dil me baji guitar
Bar was not having too many customers might be because of Sunday..
Saum bhai ne 2k ka Gaddi mangaya aur apni item ko Dilbar Dilbar par dance karaya..she was okay types of dancer ...was little bit disappointed as generally western suburbs has good dancers.
By that time it was 9:15..Saum bhai naye item log to aye hi nahi...he called coatwala ...he said thoda late he ane wali he.
Mere mann me song bajne Laga which is wierd as we were seating in Jharna
Sawan aaja re...
By god ye sab soch kar mujhe Raaz movie ka wo famous dilaouge bhi yaad aa gaya
Kabse is pyaasi jamin par baarish ki ek boond bhi nahi giri...
Around 9:30 one item in light brown saree came on stage..nice curves..gadraya hua maal..but I could notice spots on her face behind heavy make up..kya farak padta he nach dekhane aye he..chodne thode hi. Full on eye contact.
Use dekh kar bhai bola abhi aur bhi item log ayenge...jaise Lagaan movie me kaale badal dekh kar sab gana gaate he wesa feel aya
Ghanan ghanan fir aayi Badra...
Fir kuch aur item log aye..I could sense that most of the items face have lot of spots behind make up ...the only exception was Sahiba..a medium highted bhara hua maal with fat on right places.
Sala ye Sab dekh kar Tarzan ka feeling bhul kar ...kuch boondon ka hi feel aane laga
Tip tip barsa Pani..Pani ne aang lagai.
In between noticed a weird thing..
BC few people were having tea in bar..(bar me chai pe charcha
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)...Saum bhai told me yaha chai bhi milta he aur paneer tikka bhi khane ke liye..maine bola bhai in Sab ki jagah mast item honi chahiye thi ...ye Sab to restaurant me bhi mil jata he...khane thode hi aye he idhar.
Par mahol dekh mera mood bhi banane laga jaise hi wo stage wali item ne dance chalu Kara...
Kajrare kajrare tere kaare kaare Naina....
Mood ban Raha tha aur yaad aya beta NM control kar..mood bana to raat ki 1 yahi baj jayegi aur fir raat ko Ramlal (meri society ka kutta) ke sath sona padega.
Bhai uthane Ko taiyaar hi nahi....aisa laga sala jaise Ravan ke darbaar me Angad bhiya ne apna pair jama rakha ho...meri gaand fati padi thi aur bhai maje kar rahe the.
Dost dost na raha..pyar pyar na raha...
(sala 9:15 tak rukenge ka bol kar laya tha aur 10:15 ho gayi...biwi ke call par call...kya jawab du..puchegi 1 hr ka bol kar gaye the aur laga diya 4...kaha muh kala karne gaye the.
Fir bhai ke hath per jode...tab kahi jakar Angad ka paav hata..Jaan me Jaan ayi..aur Nikal pade Jharne se T-shirt par kuch chhite le kar.
Bhai me to bas yahi kahna chahunga
Sun le Jharna...
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam..aaj ke baad.
Tujhse milne ko na ayenge Sahiba aaj ke baad.
Bhai kuch gaane ke bol idhar udhar ho gaye ho to apne hisab se adjust kar lena.
Baki is week se hum, humari ram pyari (meri car) aur Navi Mumbai hi thik he.
Cheers
NM
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